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notyou2 wrote:Aslan, just so you know, there is no such thing as a holy penis. Mary was a virgin.


I saw holy penises all my childhood in india. there are penises everywhere over there.

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betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Aslan, just so you know, there is no such thing as a holy penis. Mary was a virgin.


I saw holy penises all my childhood in india. there are penises everywhere over there.

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I was assuming Aslan is a Christian.
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notyou2 wrote:I was assuming Aslan is a Christian.


with a holy penis

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betiko wrote:Image


lol, if this is not made with photoshop
lets say this picture is real
its amazing good
oh my god, what a picture
no 1 of the year 2014
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

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i'm pretty sure it's real, it has been taken from severan anglesand different photographs!

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do you think this is made in purpose
or is it just coincidence ?
just look at netanyahu´s face expression, was this rehearst ?
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

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I don t really see how and why the israelis could orchestrate on purpose such thing. Funny if it genuinely happened, but extremely offensive if done on purpose.
Maybe there is a retroprojector and he s pointing something on a powerpoint slide or something to explain the shadow?
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oh well
lets get back to the topic
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

AOK

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you are dirty minded

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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

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maybe u like that more

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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

AOK

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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

AOK

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AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Shai-Halud.
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Dukasaur wrote:
Shai-Halud.


shai-halud is a sandworm,
the other name would be shaitan
which is also arabic and means devil
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

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AslanTheKing wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Shai-Halud.


shai-halud is a sandworm,
the other name would be shaitan
which is also arabic and means devil

Are you saying you don't see the obvious comparison?

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AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Shai-Halud.

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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

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demonfork wrote:Image


Lol it did take me a few seconds!
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betiko wrote:
Lol it did take me a few seconds!

Yeah, that's what your wife said.
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demonfork, your picture above was a killer
after looking at it
i honestly believed its real, i was already afraid that this thread will be closed by some mods
and i will get a warning, i was shocked
but than i read " relax"
i had a close look, and was laughing my ass off
great pic post of yours
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

AOK

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For the commemeration of the worlds woman day
a pic for u girls


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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

AOK

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Great thread you guys have invested much time long live this thread.
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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !

AOK

[spoiler=AOK Rocks][/spoiler]
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