The merits of Asian girls

[mrswdk]

- Not fat, lovely little ass
- Their naturally smooth legs
- Their modest little mouse of pubes (none of that jungle book shit)
- Subservient
- Pragmatic
- Age well, like a good wine

中国白富美万岁！吃你们黑木耳OK！

[mrswdk]

Girls from the country:

- The tightest body you ever did see.
- Really tight.

[saxitoxin]

This subject matter is more appropriate for the Platinum Lounge.

[Pirlo]

Why don't they shave though? well, at least in porno?

[Jmac1026]

In every porn I've ever seen with an Asian woman, they always looks like its an absolutely horrid experience. If all I had to look forward to was a face full of tears, I think I'd have trouble getting it up.

[notyou2]

Their sexy eyelids.

[Serbia]

Shouldn't these be numbered?

5. They eat cats and don't whine about it.

Bollocks.

[Army of GOD]

I literally started dating a Thai girl two weeks ago. OP is 1000% correct.

Small tits though.

[demonfork]

6. When you slick their hair back they look like boys.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I literally started dating a Thai girl two weeks ago. OP is 1000% correct.

Small tits though.

Beware. I hear the Thai girls are sometimes boys. You may be in for a surprise.

-TG

[Army of GOD]

I literally started dating a Thai girl two weeks ago. OP is 1000% correct.

Small tits though.

Beware. I hear the Thai girls are sometimes boys. You may be in for a surprise.

-TG

Unless she got surgery since last night, then I don't think so...

[Jmac1026]

I literally started dating a Thai girl two weeks ago. OP is 1000% correct.

Small tits though.

Beware. I hear the Thai girls are sometimes boys. You may be in for a surprise.

-TG

Unless she got surgery since last night, then I don't think so...

Dammit. You ruined the surprise!

[Army of GOD]

I literally started dating a Thai girl two weeks ago. OP is 1000% correct.

Small tits though.

Beware. I hear the Thai girls are sometimes boys. You may be in for a surprise.

-TG

Unless she got surgery since last night, then I don't think so...

Dammit. You ruined the surprise!

Funnily enough, I was worried about it. I felt so racist ("all Thai girls are actually guys").

[Trevor33]

In every porn I've ever seen with an Asian woman, they always looks like its an absolutely horrid experience.

I've wondered about that as well... maybe they're forced into doing it?

[mrswdk]

It's a way of making the girl seem modest and shy (i.e. a good girl) and not like some disgusting cockfiend who loves getting rammed from all angles.

[nietzsche]

It's a way of making the girl seem modest and shy (i.e. a good girl) and not like some disgusting cockfiend who loves getting rammed from all angles.

Don't talk about Serbia's mom that way.

[chang50]

Well I married a Thai lady 4 years ago and it was the best thing I ever did : )

[shickingbrits]

Marrying a Chinese girl, and get rich.
Marry a Filipino, and make her family rich.
Marry a Thai lady, and be poor.

Just some stereotypes.

[Army of GOD]

mrswdk, can I marry you? (after you post pics, of course)

[DaGip]

日本女性有奇怪的牙齒。

[DaGip]

- Not fat, lovely little ass
- Their naturally smooth legs
- Their modest little mouse of pubes (none of that jungle book shit)
- Subservient
- Pragmatic
- Age well, like a good wine

中国白富美万岁！吃你们黑木耳OK！

Chinese white Formica Hooray! You eat black fungus OK!

[mrswdk]

mrswdk, can I marry you? (after you post pics, of course)

As long as you understand that for a good Chinese husband to have 'face' he has to pay for absolutely everything and be happy to get almost nothing in return.

[shickingbrits]

mrswdk, can I marry you? (after you post pics, of course)

As long as you understand that for a good Chinese husband to have 'face' he has to pay for absolutely everything and be happy to get almost nothing in return.

And be taller, richer, better educated and older than the woman.

[mrswdk]

I waived the height requirement for obvious reasons.

[nietzsche]

mrswdk, can I marry you? (after you post pics, of course)

As long as you understand that for a good Chinese husband to have 'face' he has to pay for absolutely everything and be happy to get almost nothing in return.

And be taller, richer, better educated and older than the woman.

oh shit AoG, you're fucked in every culture.