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KoolBak
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by KoolBak Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:35 am
So I'd like to increase my repertoire.......anyone got any good ones they use or have heard?Christ on a crutch! andf*ck me running! Jesus Jumped up Christ! is a good one too..Sweet Zombie Jesus! f*ck-a-doodle-doo! lmao
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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Frito Bandito
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by Frito Bandito Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:11 am
Holy jumping up and down Martha!
tzor
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by tzor Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:33 am
This one comes from my saintly mother: Sugar, Molasses and Snowballs!
BoganGod
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by BoganGod Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:40 am
Green voting car owner
2dimes
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by 2dimes Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:21 am
Anyone else ever notice how much more powerful the ones with Jesus are? I find that intriguing. It's not even a correct name since the man predates the english language by hundreds of years and the letter "J" by around 1500 years. Still those ones have a real meaty feel.
jonesthecurl
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by jonesthecurl Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:11 am
On the Jesus theme, I liked Tom Robbins "Jesus H. Christ on a Harley Davidson!".
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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:37 pm
jesus tittyfucking christ
mrswdk is a ho
Endgame422
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by Endgame422 Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:33 pm
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.
tzor
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by tzor Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:41 pm
Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers! No Shit, Sherlock! Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks! Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing. )
jonesthecurl
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by jonesthecurl Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:53 pm
Oh, Panty-Girdles!
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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:01 pm
tzor wrote: Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers! No Shit, Sherlock! Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks! Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing. )
I went to Clarkson. Clarkson always sucks.
mrswdk is a ho
notyou2
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by notyou2 Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:53 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mrswdk
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by mrswdk Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:00 am
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
Borderdawg
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by Borderdawg Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:43 pm
Well dip me in shit and fry me for a hush puppy!
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KoolBak
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by KoolBak Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:40 pm
Butter my buns and call me a biscuit!
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:42 pm
Sweet sassy molassy!
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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2dimes
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by 2dimes Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:53 am
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Splain why the left turn at the end there?
Serbia
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by Serbia Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:08 am
Bacon on a stick!
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:49 pm
2dimes wrote: DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Splain why the left turn at the end there?
starcraft thing
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
2dimes
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by 2dimes Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:13 pm
Nice to see your text. How are ya?
tzor
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by tzor Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:24 am
Wholly Guacamole!
Dukasaur
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by Dukasaur Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:01 pm
I have had a very bad day.VIDEO
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
notyou2
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by notyou2 Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:07 am
Holy f*ck Batman
tkr4lf
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by tkr4lf Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:53 pm
Christ on a cracker!
Dukasaur
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by Dukasaur Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:58 am
Son-of-a-how-ah! (Entirely distinct from Son of a Whore if you can manage the accent.)
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
