The Tea Party (a virulent, racist organization) has been spotted in Dallas spreading Ebola all over the place.
What we need now is President Obama, the greatest leader of any nation, in any time, to give us a speech that will provide the hope to conquer this latest crisis brought by the Tea Party (a shadowy, racist organization).
Why how dare they!
What do you guys think? Should Obama help us by organizing a homeland army that only he commands, so no one can get in the way of his hope?