Name These Kittens

[Juan_Bottom]

Previous threads where CC named my Cats:

Formula 1 Race Cat and Rusty MegaPaw
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 8&t=146901
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 8&t=194869








Two brothers from a rescue house. Their mother is a white Siamese stray; But they are both tigers, one grey, and one black. Help us name them.


If this thread gets attention, I'll keep uploading pictures.

[Juan_Bottom]

F1RC is alive and fine BTW. She still has a little trouble where the dog hurt her eyelid, but she's by far the smartest cat that I have ever known.

[nietzsche]

first one saxi, the second betiko

[Army of GOD]

Army of god and God of Army

[Dukasaur]

Ping and Pong

[mrswdk]

Mao.

'mao' is Chinese for cat, and sounds like 'meow'. Win win I say.

[jonesthecurl]

and "Ze Dung" is the English for a poop, pronounced with a French accent.

[mrswdk]

and "Ze Dung" is the English for a poop, pronounced with a French accent.

Shame he's not called 'Dung' then.

[waauw]

Die Überkatzekriegmaschine and Mufasa

[tkr4lf]

Corey and Tapanga

[degaston]

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter...

[subtleknifewield]

Mao.

'mao' is Chinese for cat, and sounds like 'meow'. Win win I say.

I actually kinda like this name for one of them.

Why not call the more obviously striped one 'Tiger?'

[khazalid]

tigger and *igger. you have to pronounce the asterisk

[khazalid]

to correctly pronounce an asterisk, close your eyes and insert the medium sized vegetable of your choice into your anal cavity. clench your teeth, tighten your buttocks and sharply inhale.

et voila.

[subtleknifewield]

to correctly pronounce an asterisk, close your eyes and insert the medium sized vegetable of your choice into your anal cavity. clench your teeth, tighten your buttocks and sharply inhale.

et voila.

[KoolBak]

Fookstik and Roy

[2dimes]

Hans and Fritz

[khazalid]

to correctly pronounce an asterisk, close your eyes and insert the medium sized vegetable of your choice into your anal cavity. clench your teeth, tighten your buttocks and sharply inhale.

et voila.

trashcat can go f*ck itself

[subtleknifewield]

Watch your language, cause...

[khazalid]

ceiling cat can go smoke a fucking jobbie

[subtleknifewield]

Oh dear, it seems I have made him mad.



Now why don't we try for some earnest attempts at naming those cute critters?

[khazalid]

i wonder if anyone has ever used the phrase 'go smoke a jobbie' in anger. unlikely, i'd venture.

a jobbie is a turd, for the continentals and trump-chumps among us.

[mrswdk]

lawl. I always thought jobbie was ejaculate.

[subtleknifewield]

i wonder if anyone has ever used the phrase 'go smoke a jobbie' in anger. unlikely, i'd venture.

a jobbie is a turd, for the continentals and trump-chumps among us.

And now I sense sarcasm and more anger after an honest attempt at turning the thread back to it's intended purpose...

Really, who WOULDN'T want to give those fluffballs a name?

[mrswdk]

Speaking of Scottish men and poos:

Two Scotsmen are walking down a country lane. 'Och, Duncan,' says Jimmy all
of a sudden, 'I dinnae half need a shit.' 'Well, just go behind a bush and
do it, then,' replies his mate. So Jimmy goes behind a bush, and after a
while he shouts, 'Have you got any paper?' To which Duncan replies, 'Och,
don't be such a tight bastard. Leave it.'