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[riskllama]

what's your plan for "dealing" with your brothers in order to obtain the massive wdk family fortune?

[warmonger1981]

Records have better audio quality. I also still buy CDs. Probably 20 this year.

[riskllama]

Records have better audio quality. I also still buy CDs. Probably 20 this year.

I can't seem to figure out how to upload LP's onto my iPod, tho...

[mrswdk]

Have you tried deleting system32?

[riskllama]

what's your plan for "dealing" with your brothers in order to obtain the massive wdk family fortune?

death by trolling.

[riskllama]

cigarette, cigar, pipe or vapourizer?

[riskllama]

why the f*ck aren't you answering questions anymore?

[warmonger1981]

Typical bitch. Once you start to pay attention she finds another man.

[mrswdk]

cigarette, cigar, pipe or vapourizer?

Shisha.

[riskllama]

soo...pipe then.

[riskllama]

only one more question to go, mrs...

[notyou2]

condom or bareback?

[riskllama]

seeing as how you're pretty much as far away from your native land as you can possibly be, do you feel "safe" enough to practice falun gong?

[Dukasaur]

.... and will you practise it solo, or with a partner?

[muy_thaiguy]

.... and will you practise it solo, or with a partner?

Groups work too.

[riskllama]

Groups work too.

not in china they don't. they lock people up and harvest their organs.

[muy_thaiguy]

Groups work too.

not in china they don't. they lock people up and harvest their organs.

I meant in the UK.

[mrswdk]

soo...pipe then.

[mrswdk]

seeing as how you're pretty much as far away from your native land as you can possibly be, do you feel "safe" enough to practice falun gong?

Falun Gong is for good-for-nothing hippies.

[muy_thaiguy]

seeing as how you're pretty much as far away from your native land as you can possibly be, do you feel "safe" enough to practice falun gong?

Falun Gong is for good-for-nothing hippies.

Well, at least you're not calling them a threat or anything like that.

[riskllama]

how much time you got left until you become a "leftover", mrs?

[mrswdk]

how much time you got left until you become a "leftover", mrs?

Coupla years.

Not that there's any danger of a cutie like me getting left on the shelf.

[riskllama]

I have noticed that a lot of Chinese immigrants/spies have a horribly old fashioned "western" name such as "rose" or "Shirley". I assume they do this to make it easier for us westerns to communicate with them. do you have one and, if u don't, what would you choose?

[mrswdk]

I have noticed that a lot of Chinese immigrants/spies have a horribly old fashioned "western" name such as "rose" or "Shirley". I assume they do this to make it easier for us westerns to communicate with them. do you have one and, if u don't, what would you choose?

You should hear some of the English names people who haven't left China choose. Rainy, Shiny, Crystal... The best I ever heard was 'Hitler'. (to be fair, I should mention that some foreigners adopt really stupid ass Chinese names when they arrive in China as well - 'big mountain', 'many flying dragons' etc. I bet khaz used to go around calling himself 'power fists' and thinking he was really cool).

It's mostly just because a lot of Chinese names are almost always pronounced incorrectly by non-Chinese speakers, so it's easier (and less irritating) just to have an English name that people will alway pronounce correctly. Happily I can use the same name in both languages without difficulty

If I was going to adopt a totally random English moniker then it'd be Lou or something.

[muy_thaiguy]

How about Lou Boo for your English name?