*Official Rap Thread* NSFW (1st Topic: Conquer Club)

[UCAbears]

Okay, guys. Enough talky talky, more rappy rappy. Here goes something:

My name is UCA and I run with the bears
Conquer Club's been my wife for 10 whole years
Started out with Classic and that hasn't changed a bit
Beatin and bruised and even called a "tit"
First Class Sergeant is as high as I can get
Nobody could tell you how much time I've spent
Searching and Searching and Searching for a game
I know I know, you all think I'm lame
But you should know too, that I love you all the same!

BANG BANG!

[UCAbears]

Back on da track.

It's me and I'm back on this thing
200 maps gives my head a pain
When you see my name
Jump into my game
You'll never be the same
Don't worry though
My play is pretty lame
Just like this rap
That is sounding like crap
See ya later friends
It has sure been fun
But it's time to run
signing out to go fishing in the sun!

PEACE!

[william18]

Im rich an' faded,
my bitch elated,
my nigga's made it,

I grab a spliff,
my flow adrift and my rims gold plated

[2dimes]

Woka woka wok pssh.

[riskllama]

will a pop country version of this thread be made available anytime soon?

[Metsfanmax]

will a pop country version of this thread be made available anytime soon?

Sure, Luke Bryan recently just released a related song:

Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every play
That's the prayer that a Conquer boy prays
Thank Lack He made me this way
Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every game
Early in the mornin', late in the evenin'
I'm getting red spoil rich and Arms Race paid
Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every play

[william18]

will a pop country version of this thread be made available anytime soon?

Sure, Luke Bryan recently just released a related song:

Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every play
That's the prayer that a Conquer boy prays
Thank Lack He made me this way
Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every game
Early in the mornin', late in the evenin'
I'm getting red spoil rich and Arms Race paid
Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every play

Sorta hard to appreciate typed lyrics that don't rhyme since it rely's on melody, which text doesn't convey.

[Metsfanmax]

will a pop country version of this thread be made available anytime soon?

Sure, Luke Bryan recently just released a related song:

Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every play
That's the prayer that a Conquer boy prays
Thank Lack He made me this way
Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every game
Early in the mornin', late in the evenin'
I'm getting red spoil rich and Arms Race paid
Droppin', cashin', and lovin' every play

Sorta hard to appreciate typed lyrics that don't rhyme since it rely's on melody, which text doesn't convey.

It doesn't make any more sense when you add the music, trust me.

[UCAbears]

To answer your question Llama. There will be updates to the thread next month. Until then though, here we go!

Everytime I post on here
You better believe I've got an Ice cold beer
And a jack and coke waitin on the side
Man I sure have a ton of pride
I join speed games left and right
Raising my glass to a nice good fight
Hold on to your drinks as we take flight
I'll be sleeping in the tub by the end of the night
Amirite?

[AndyDufresne]

I'm glad this topic subject was spelled precisely.


--Andy

[UCAbears]

I'm glad this topic subject was spelled precisely.


--Andy

That was great, Andy!

[2dimes]

Bom ba chew bom bom ba chew.

[UCAbears]

Bom ba chew bom bom ba chew.

Duuuude! Un-orthidox! Let me get on dat beat!

[riskllama]

how about a little sumthin' for the stoner/doom fans out there in CC land?

[UCAbears]

Well it's me again guys
And I'm back on this thang
GONNA WIN A GAME
GONNA GO BANG BANG
Sorry for the yellin
I just have a huge melon
and it gets pretty tough
tryin to win and stuff
I guess I'm gonna go
Have a liitle puff