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[jonesthecurl]

warmonger wrote
My intelligence is irrelevant.

[warmonger1981]

I couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for following me on my live posts. Now that's real comedy Jones. Maybe you should take notes instead of what you been doing. Then you might make people really laugh instead of the sympathy laughter you usually get.

[tkr4lf]

I couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for following me on my live posts. Now that's real comedy Jones. Maybe you should take notes instead of what you been doing. Then you might make people really laugh instead of the sympathy laughter you usually get.

Yeah, we should definitely add you to the PL.

[Army of GOD]

I have a mastadon-like penis

[Dukasaur]

I have a mastadon-like penis

It's frozen in the Arctic permafrost?

[Army of GOD]

I have a mastadon-like penis

It's frozen in the Arctic permafrost?

Nope


It's hairy

[Serbia]

I don't have a sports car parked in my garage.

Poor guy.

[warmonger1981]

You live in Detroit. So please fill me in on being poor as I'm sure you know so much about. BTW I have something else in my garage. 77 Cadillac Coupe Deville. Who needs sports cars when I'm collecting money from your mother in my Cadillac?

[notyou2]

Who needs sports cars when I'm collecting money from your mother

Serbia's mother jokes are so 2011.

[Serbia]

I'm not a scholar

Way to state the obvious.

[warmonger1981]

That pussy is so 1970's. Serbia how much time you wasting reading through my posts? Not as much time as your mother spends on her knees. This forum is now about my ridiculous posts. So please bring me more. I like to reminisce.

[DoomYoshi]

warmong, Do you listen to 89.3? Do you think it's interesting that the most significant hipster radio station is located in your city?

[warmonger1981]

It's actually a Minneapolis station. I'm a St.Paul boy. How would you know about that station? If you ever came to Minneapolis you would see it's a very liberal/progressive city. Uptown might be listening to that station. I'm more of an 89.9 guy. What does a hipster radio station have to do with anything? I have no problem with hipsters. I have a problem with people named Serbia who live in a shitty city like Detroit. He attacks me for no apparent reason. What's more pathetic is that he attacked my grammar. After years of me posting crazy shit he comes after me on grammar? Pathetic. If that's all he can do is attack me for grammar and nothing else just shows how stupid he is. Then we get old man rivers Bernie Sanders trying to hogpile on. He's even more stupid for backing Hillary.

[Bernie Sanders]

I love thinking, talking and posting about cocks!

[warmonger1981]

Reported buddy.

[DoomYoshi]

It's actually a Minneapolis station. I'm a St.Paul boy. How would you know about that station? If you ever came to Minneapolis you would see it's a very liberal/progressive city. Uptown might be listening to that station. I'm more of an 89.9 guy. What does a hipster radio station have to do with anything? I have no problem with hipsters. I have a problem with people named Serbia who live in a shitty city like Detroit. He attacks me for no apparent reason. What's more pathetic is that he attacked my grammar. After years of me posting crazy shit he comes after me on grammar? Pathetic. If that's all he can do is attack me for grammar and nothing else just shows how stupid he is. Then we get old man rivers Bernie Sanders trying to hogpile on. He's even more stupid for backing Hillary.

It's a pretty significant radio station for bringing new talent to light. KEXP is also similar, but is disqualified for being on the coast (only squares live on the coasts now, flyover is where it's at). I just find it hilarious that even though there are a ton of hipsters in NYC, you have to leave the city to get decent non-commercial modern radio.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I'm a big fat fattie with fattie tendencies.

Gimme your cake.

[notyou2]

I'm a big fat fattie with fattie tendencies.

Gimme your cake.

You're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be quotes from posts, not private messages.

[apey]

I'm strangely attracted to Bernie Sanders, oh the bern I feel down below.

ummm.....no just f*ck no
But my knees do hurt dds, you promised me knee pads

[TA1LGUNN3R]

when our first "trip" came up. this means you pull all the pipe out of the hole and do whatever you need to do

[Bernie Sanders]

I'm strangely attracted to Bernie Sanders, oh the bern I feel down below.

ummm.....no just f*ck no
But my knees do hurt dds, you promised me knee pads

Sorry, I don't do sick chicks.

Hope you feel better, maybe you can still get lucky with one of the other posters.

[warmonger1981]

Bernie can't do it with anyone. He known as "LD" in the hood. That's limp dick FYI.

[2dimes]

I can't believe how bad the poster Bernie Sanders is in the no context quotes thread. He obviously has no idea what to do there.

[riskllama]

I can't believe how bad the poster Bernie Sanders is in the no context quotes thread. He obviously has no idea what to do there.

[tzor]

Dear God: Your spelling sucks.