Great Britain finally tops Olympic table!

[saxitoxin]

betiko has tom daley desktop wallpaper

[waauw]

Wait - according to this ...

https://www.rio2016.com/en/water-polo-standings-wp-men

... the EU got to enter 5 teams in Water Polo and the U.S. only got to enter 1 team.

Betiko - I challenge you to arm wrestling! We'll play by EU Rules:
- You will arm wrestle me, AoG, nietzsche, mrswdk, and Symmetry
- If one of us beat you, you lose to all of us
- You only win if you beat all five of us

(obvs AoG is going first for us since he vigorously exercises his right arm three times a day)

I can understand Nietzsche(has to fight to survive in Mexico) and Symmetry(gay people hang out a lot at gyms), but how is it even a feat of beating the rest of you three?
I bet you could come up with a better list.

[betiko]

betiko has tom daley desktop wallpaper

I had to google it. Divers are as gay as symmetry pic nic. Get more medals yankee, right now the EU kicks your ass as always.

Insert EU anthem!

[riskllama]

insert it into what, exactly?

[betiko]

insert it into what, exactly?

Saxi's rectum doesn't sounds like the most obvious answer?

[riskllama]

saxi's pooper it is. ram it up, betty...

[riskllama]

wait - isn't the EU anthem, "ode to joy"?

[Symmetry]

Wait - according to this ...

https://www.rio2016.com/en/water-polo-standings-wp-men

... the EU got to enter 5 teams in Water Polo and the U.S. only got to enter 1 team.

Betiko - I challenge you to arm wrestling! We'll play by EU Rules:
- You will arm wrestle me, AoG, nietzsche, mrswdk, and Symmetry
- If one of us beat you, you lose to all of us
- You only win if you beat all five of us

(obvs AoG is going first for us since he vigorously exercises his right arm three times a day)

Typical Yank- it always comes down to an arms race with you people. The Cold War is over.

[betiko]

wait - isn't the EU anthem, "ode to joy"?

every time a EU country wins a gold; one of these is inserted between his buttcheecks.

[The asylum]

Fourth place is often described by athletes and commentators as the "worst position to finish" at the Olympic Games.

A lifetime of preparation can amount to missing the podium by a fraction of a second on the track, a finger length in the pool or a stumble on the gym apparatus.

As Rio 2016 enters its fifth day of competition, Great Britain are 11th in the medal table, with six medals.

But for fourth-place finishes, and the heartbreak that ensues, British athletes are out on their own.

Of the completed events, Team GB competitors have finished six in fourth place.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37035068

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[betiko]

Fourth place is often described by athletes and commentators as the "worst position to finish" at the Olympic Games.

A lifetime of preparation can amount to missing the podium by a fraction of a second on the track, a finger length in the pool or a stumble on the gym apparatus.

As Rio 2016 enters its fifth day of competition, Great Britain are 11th in the medal table, with six medals.

But for fourth-place finishes, and the heartbreak that ensues, British athletes are out on their own.

Of the completed events, Team GB competitors have finished six in fourth place.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37035068

And now GB stands above the little chinese who have a population 40 times the size of Britain. No wonder you feel inferior and hate us. It aint paranoia, you are inferior!

And in other news, just breaking from the underworld. Hell olympics - mohammad the dead false prophet has just been awarded the molten gold medal in the men's lake of fire 200 metre breaststroke. He also took home the silver in the goat raping freestyle, missed out on gold by a fraction of a point after being penalized for prolonged cuddling which is a clear violation of the hell olympics.

flashnews... your favorite chinese geisha is actually a young brit boy.

[BIG_John]

Either way the United States is racking the medals up left and right so it doesn't matter to me. Just hope GB can beat china and remove them from second place.

If you look at is as the european union you guys are totally spanked, which is the right comparison in terms of population and zone of influence. We have like twice your medals. And i m not counting the second place brexiters.
Europe dominates real bad in sports, sorry merica !!!!!

Last time I checked this was a individual country medal count! How the hell are you going to count all the countries that are in the EU? Don't be hating because the United States is kicked everyones ass in medal count.

[The asylum]

Fourth place is often described by athletes and commentators as the "worst position to finish" at the Olympic Games.

A lifetime of preparation can amount to missing the podium by a fraction of a second on the track, a finger length in the pool or a stumble on the gym apparatus.

As Rio 2016 enters its fifth day of competition, Great Britain are 11th in the medal table, with six medals.

But for fourth-place finishes, and the heartbreak that ensues, British athletes are out on their own.

Of the completed events, Team GB competitors have finished six in fourth place.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37035068

And now GB stands above the little chinese who have a population 40 times the size of Britain. No wonder you feel inferior and hate us. It aint paranoia, you are inferior!

And in other news, just breaking from the underworld. Hell olympics - mohammad the dead false prophet has just been awarded the molten gold medal in the men's lake of fire 200 metre breaststroke. He also took home the silver in the goat raping freestyle, missed out on gold by a fraction of a point after being penalized for prolonged cuddling which is a clear violation of the hell olympics.

flashnews... your favorite chinese geisha is actually a young brit boy.

Of chinese heritage?

[betiko]

Either way the United States is racking the medals up left and right so it doesn't matter to me. Just hope GB can beat china and remove them from second place.

If you look at is as the european union you guys are totally spanked, which is the right comparison in terms of population and zone of influence. We have like twice your medals. And i m not counting the second place brexiters.
Europe dominates real bad in sports, sorry merica !!!!!

Last time I checked this was a individual country medal count! How the hell are you going to count all the countries that are in the EU? Don't be hating because the United States is kicked everyones ass in medal count.

I'm pretty good at counting figures bellow 27

[saxitoxin]

Facts:

- If China won a medal in all 306 Olympic events they would only be #34 in per capita medal count.
- If China won 19 out of every 20 medals awarded (gold, silver, bronze) they still wouldn't crack the Top 5 in per- capita Olympic medal count.

Per capita medal calculations are meaningless when a country achieves a certain population.

(306 Olympic events, 918 medals, Chinese population 1.35 billion, Olympic medals per capita)

[Symmetry]

Either way the United States is racking the medals up left and right so it doesn't matter to me. Just hope GB can beat china and remove them from second place.

If you look at is as the european union you guys are totally spanked, which is the right comparison in terms of population and zone of influence. We have like twice your medals. And i m not counting the second place brexiters.
Europe dominates real bad in sports, sorry merica !!!!!

Last time I checked this was a individual country medal count! How the hell are you going to count all the countries that are in the EU? Don't be hating because the United States is kicked everyones ass in medal count.

I'm pretty good at counting figures bellow 27

Hey, I wanted to take the piss out of him for his inability to count! I'd have spelled "below" right though.

Yours was still better, damnit.

[mrswdk]

I'm pretty good at counting figures bellow 27

Well sure, if you were no good at counting with small numbers then you'd have a tough time adding up the medals each European country has won!!!

[waauw]

I'm pretty good at counting figures bellow 27

Nice. If you were no good at counting with small numbers then you'd have a tough time adding up the medals each European country has won!!!

USA: 324 million citizens, 26 gold medals and 72 total medals
France, Germany, Italy and Netherlands: combined 221 million citizens, 29 gold medals and 77 total medals

[mrswdk]

Hello, waauw. Welcome to page 1 of this thread!

[saxitoxin]

USA: 324 million citizens, 26 gold medals and 72 total medals
France, Germany, Italy and Netherlands: combined 221 million citizens, 29 gold medals and 77 total medals

IOW, FR-DE-IT-NE had 400% the opportunity to win gold medals, but they only won 10% more.

[Symmetry]

USA: 324 million citizens, 26 gold medals and 72 total medals
France, Germany, Italy and Netherlands: combined 221 million citizens, 29 gold medals and 77 total medals

IOW, FR-DE-IT-NE had 400% the opportunity to win gold medals, but they only won 10% more.

That must be terribly annoying.

[betiko]

up yours you american communists!!!!

[saxitoxin]

up yours you american communists!!!!

I find it quite appropriate that Europe's anthem was written by a German. Of course, the Europeans had to disqualify all the real competitors before they could stand a chance at medaling ...

[BIG_John]

USA: 324 million citizens, 26 gold medals and 72 total medals
France, Germany, Italy and Netherlands: combined 221 million citizens, 29 gold medals and 77 total medals

Find it funny you have to add 4 countries medals to say you beat the one country of the United States. That is a freaking joke! lol If that makes you feel better about yourselves then so be it. Everyone else knows who is leading in the medal count.

[Symmetry]

USA: 324 million citizens, 26 gold medals and 72 total medals
France, Germany, Italy and Netherlands: combined 221 million citizens, 29 gold medals and 77 total medals

Find it funny you have to add 4 countries medals to say you beat the one country of the United States. That is a freaking joke! lol If that makes you feel better about yourselves then so be it. Everyone else knows who is leading in the medal count.

The US has been sliding for a long while, to be fair