Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)

[King_Herpes]

Troops, I'm going to shoot you straight. Recent life events have led to me having offspring. This is going to put a huge damper on my CC attendance record, not sure if I can fulfill both tasks as a provider and an avid online gamer.

So I ask if there's anyone kind enough to help fill in for me while I continue to binge play mad games and complete my quest for medals. I don't feel confident in being able to do both and well, playing CC is more important than hunting and preying to feed another mouth at this point.

Attached is a text image of my offspring, a spoiler has been provided to control adorability factor:

Spoiler

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Milk!

Serious inquiries only for this may take me a while yet, I thank you for any consideration. This conversation has been helpful.



-KH Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

[mookiemcgee]

Serious question:

were you kids born with herpes or was your doctor able to control transition during the pregnancy?

Also... you hid it well!!! I had no idea by looking at you that you were even preggers!

[BoganGod]

Nothing wrong with tweakers ya big goober. Twerkers on the other hand......

[owenshooter]

what's wrong with tw3akers? at least you know i'll be online and won't miss a turn!!-Jésus noir

[mookiemcgee]

Can I nominate Symmetry?

[mrswdk]

I nominate myself, and promise to continue our pattern of playing lots of games against each other in your absence.

And congrats on the mu-mu!

[Symmetry]

You wouldn't be the first bloke on here to proposition me and then turn out to have a kid. Likely you won't be the last. Pregnancy does strange things to a man. Congrats anyway, and delete your internet history.

[warmonger1981]

Do dick pics constitute an application?

[Dukasaur]

Do dick pics constitute an application?

Only if you're a congressman from New York.

[Symmetry]

Do dick pics constitute an application?

Only if you're a congressman from New York.

Do you really think KH is that picky?

[warmonger1981]

Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.

[iAmCaffeine]

Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.

Racist.

[warmonger1981]

Black and 18 inch better?

[BoganGod]

Black and 18 inch better?

Rims on your little rascal scooter?

[betiko]

Dear Herpes.
Suck it!

I beat you to it and have offspring since july. So you're like a padawan to me. Yes, I did quit CC at some point, but then I realized that I couldn't breastfeed, so I play cc instead.

Don't find lame excuses

[warmonger1981]

If your talking rims it's 22+ is all I ride. Chrome not black.