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TA1LGUNN3R
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by TA1LGUNN3R » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:38 pm
nietzsche wrote: Mets would tell you "you need to see a doctor for that".
Yeah, mets would probably lecture you on the benefits of switching to an all plant-based diet.
-TG
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by saxitoxin » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:15 pm
nietzsche wrote: Mets would tell you "you need to see a doctor for that".
Mets is a doctor, jackwagon
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by Dukasaur » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:08 pm
KoolBak wrote: Duk, of course
Although I know Iceman is a cool, helpful person too....don't know Mets.....but let's face it; Duk is the only Great White Hoser here and everyone knows Canucks are universally awesome
Plus, he's a KoolBak customer, so hey....he's #1
Yeah. Incidentally, I lent my KoolBak to a friend, and he's using it everyday. Says he's noticed a huge improvement in his back. Also, informs me that he has not intention of ever returning it.
That good!
2dimes wrote: Duk would tell you it looks fine but may have closed his eyes or looked away.
I don't like gore, it's true. But in an emergency I'll do what has to be done.
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by 2dimes » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:27 pm
I don't know if Saxi busting his taint in a jackwagon accident quite qualifies as a two alarm but..
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by KoolBak » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:24 am
You just lemme know if you want another Trukker-Duk ;o)
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by Ray Rider » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:27 pm
Dukasaur all the way!
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by Dukasaur » Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:34 am
Ray Rider wrote: Dukasaur all the way!
W00T!
Thank you!
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DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Thu May 04, 2017 4:34 am
Updated.
I've checked out a lot of gooches in my time, and I'm only 27. Just saying.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by warmonger1981 » Thu May 04, 2017 6:52 am
I don't stand a chance against you and your Pantylounge groupies. I wouldn't even vote for me let alone you. You sit on IEDs. Can't trust anyone that stupid.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Thu May 04, 2017 7:17 am
You're right. I'd rather have you check my gooch
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by KoolBak » Thu May 04, 2017 12:48 pm
I voted for ya, Punkrod...now where's my beer?
Unfortunately I'll be in Kauai 5/10 - 5/25 so I guess I gots ta wait til I return ;o)
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by 2dimes » Thu May 04, 2017 1:30 pm
Is there a hide-a-bed in that condo?
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by KoolBak » Fri May 05, 2017 6:47 am
Yeah but you canna bring yer Hoser dawg!!
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by Bernie Sanders » Fri May 05, 2017 7:37 am
DirtyDishSoap wrote: Updated.
I've checked out a lot of gooches in my time, and I'm only 27. Just saying.
Your cyber-girl friends do not count...as checking out a lot of gooches.
What a cyber-playboy you are, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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by BoganGod » Fri May 05, 2017 8:34 am
2dimes wrote: Is there a hide-a-bed in that condo?
nah bra, you hid in the bed, then wait for him to find ya. Act all surprised he likes that
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by 2dimes » Fri May 05, 2017 12:14 pm
Who doesn't?
KoolBak wrote: Yeah but you canna bring yer Hoser dawg!!
He never goes anywhere we take a plane to. What about the tiny bitch?
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by KoolBak » Fri May 05, 2017 2:49 pm
I prefer large bitches
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by Dukasaur » Fri May 05, 2017 3:43 pm
KoolBak wrote: I prefer large bitches
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
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by DirtyDishSoap » Tue May 09, 2017 5:43 am
Looks like I'll be looking at your gooches. Good choice.
Functioning idiot Warmonger would just assume cancer
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by warmonger1981 » Tue May 09, 2017 7:39 am
I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.
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by BoganGod » Tue May 09, 2017 8:18 am
warmonger1981 wrote: I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.
Rage voted, because he/she/zee forgot to add the 1981......
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by DirtyDishSoap » Tue May 09, 2017 9:22 am
warmonger1981 wrote: I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.
Funny, because I voted for you too
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by 2dimes » Tue May 09, 2017 10:06 am
DirtyDishSoap wrote: warmonger1981 wrote: I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.
Funny, because I voted for you too
Obviously you need each other to check your gooches. If you could just bend that far you'd never get out of bed.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Tue May 09, 2017 12:04 pm
2dimes wrote: DirtyDishSoap wrote: warmonger1981 wrote: I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.
Funny, because I voted for you too
Obviously you need each other to check your gooches. If you could just bend that far you'd never get out of bed.
Can I check your gooch?
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.