Official Card Bitch thread

[TeeGee]

Dice, Dice, dice, dice

That is all you lot seem to carry on about..


But what about the cards??

RED SETS!!!!!!!!!!

RED SETS FOR ALL OF YOU

[IcePack]

Dice, Dice, dice, dice

That is all you lot seem to carry on about..


But what about the cards??

RED SETS!!!!!!!!!!

RED SETS FOR ALL OF YOU

And Two Pairs for TeeGee forever for cursing us with red sets

[TeeGee]

HAHA

How often does that happen.. 2 red and 2 green

Where are the blue cards?

[Dukasaur]

Happens to me constantly.

Whenever there's killing to be done, you can be pretty damn sure that I'm sitting on two pairs.

[2dimes]

Awww, comon! I already nuked that territory three times and now my partner has to do it.

Rigged!

[Ltrain]

no spoils, my friends... no spoils. where is the no dice option

[Symmetry]

Card wise, I get annoyed when trumps turn up in inappropriate places. I know that there's a kind of art to how they're dealt, but most people want blue and they get red.

[mrswdk]

Yeah, Sym is right, red sets ought to be worth more than blue sets.

[betiko]

I wonder what is more frustrating...
-typical double pair in an escalating game that means you won't outlive till the next round with those high trades and you 5 spoils in hand
-typical double pair in a nuke game when your stack is on one of your card spots... will you have that BS 5th card that will force you to trade the colour that nukes your stack?
-typical noob opponent that only gets 3 card rainbows with triple tert bonus and that sucks... but still gets to rape you so darn hard. While he sucks so bad and you think you re up for a comeback, here goes the next 3 card rainbow while you're still with your double red double green

[Thorthoth]

I wonder what is more frustrating...
-typical double pair in an escalating game that means you won't outlive till the next round with those high trades and you 5 spoils in hand
-typical double pair in a nuke game when your stack is on one of your card spots... will you have that BS 5th card that will force you to trade the colour that nukes your stack?
-typical noob opponent that only gets 3 card rainbows with triple tert bonus and that sucks... but still gets to rape you so darn hard. While he sucks so bad and you think you re up for a comeback, here goes the next 3 card rainbow while you're still with your double red double green

Do you get raped by brutal noobs often, beti?

[2dimes]

Do you get raped by brutal noobs often, beti?

No, it just leaves an impression when it happens, even if it was only once or twice.

Imagine (unless this actually happened) you had sex with a woman, two maybe up to five times. If you get raped by just one guy. You would probably be upset and complain about the rape. It would naturally cause much stronger emotions when brought up in conversation.

I know the five number is probably a pretty gross exaggeration, but it was to try to keep it slightly more comparable to the typical noob game example.

[Dukasaur]

I wonder what is more frustrating...
-typical double pair in an escalating game that means you won't outlive till the next round with those high trades and you 5 spoils in hand
-typical double pair in a nuke game when your stack is on one of your card spots... will you have that BS 5th card that will force you to trade the colour that nukes your stack?
-typical noob opponent that only gets 3 card rainbows with triple tert bonus and that sucks... but still gets to rape you so darn hard. While he sucks so bad and you think you re up for a comeback, here goes the next 3 card rainbow while you're still with your double red double green

Those are all pretty awful.

[mookiemcgee]

I wonder what is more frustrating...
-typical double pair in an escalating game that means you won't outlive till the next round with those high trades and you 5 spoils in hand
-typical double pair in a nuke game when your stack is on one of your card spots... will you have that BS 5th card that will force you to trade the colour that nukes your stack?
-typical noob opponent that only gets 3 card rainbows with triple tert bonus and that sucks... but still gets to rape you so darn hard. While he sucks so bad and you think you re up for a comeback, here goes the next 3 card rainbow while you're still with your double red double green

Those are all pretty awful.

Yeah, but rape is the worst. So for sure #3

[Dukasaur]

I wonder what is more frustrating...
-typical double pair in an escalating game that means you won't outlive till the next round with those high trades and you 5 spoils in hand
-typical double pair in a nuke game when your stack is on one of your card spots... will you have that BS 5th card that will force you to trade the colour that nukes your stack?
-typical noob opponent that only gets 3 card rainbows with triple tert bonus and that sucks... but still gets to rape you so darn hard. While he sucks so bad and you think you re up for a comeback, here goes the next 3 card rainbow while you're still with your double red double green

Those are all pretty awful.

Yeah, but rape is the worst. So for sure #3

You've been hanging around with Bogan too long. Not every thread has to degenerate into a conversation about sexual perversion. Sometimes people discussing Conquer Club might want to, you know, discuss Conquer Club.

[King_Herpes]

Meanwhile, back in Dukasaur's recent post history...

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=223945&p=4953256#p4953256

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=18992&p=4949866#p4949866

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=444&t=223256&p=4940218#p4939941

...

I think the worst has got to be when you eliminate someone too early in a nuke off not paying mind to how many cards you are about to obtain.

This most recently happened to me the other day in Game 17510217 where I foolishly earned myself 9 cards. While 6 of them were my territories and all of my stacks were due to get neutralized.

Needless to say I coincidently spilled my coffee and had to miss card to take an arduous 59 minute shower.



*waits for Duk to ask what had taken me so long*

[Dukasaur]

Meanwhile, back in Dukasaur's recent post history...

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=223945&p=4953256#p4953256

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=18992&p=4949866#p4949866

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=444&t=223256&p=4940218#p4939941

...

I think the worst has got to be when you eliminate someone too early in a nuke off not paying mind to how many cards you are about to obtain.

This most recently happened to me the other day in Game 17510217 where I foolishly earned myself 9 cards. While 6 of them were my territories and all of my stacks were due to get neutralized.

Needless to say I coincidently spilled my coffee and had to miss card to take an arduous 59 minute shower.



*waits for Duk to ask what had taken me so long*

[King_Herpes]

Now that's how you Whack-a-mod, troops.