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A collection of hilariously ironic posts.
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Captn B wrote:Shut Up, caffeine! You are always sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong.

Why do you think everyone needs to hear what you have to say? What have you said here that is important or viable?

And, laughably, when I made my defense, you said I sounded whiny. How ironic. YOU are the biggest, whiny-est, cry baby on this whole site! You're ALWAYS calling someone ELSE whiny, yet you insinuate yourself into everyone else's business and complain about their perspectives-in a whiny manner! Ask yourself this: What positive contribution did I make in this thread?

The answer is: zilch. You said NOTHING of value, but you were like that Dilbert cartoon character, Loud Howard, who raises his hand to say something in a meeting. They say, "Yes, Loud Howard, what is it?" And he responds, "Oh nothing, I didn't really have anytthing to say, I just haven't said anything in a while." Whine to you think anyone wants to read any of the three lame comments that you made?

Now if you were a witness to something because you were a sitter or another participant or were being accused, then you very well SHUD contribute, but otherwise, you just make yourself look like an ass. A whiny little ass.

You called me sexist. My mistake for not putting "little" in front of "girl", which for the longest time I thot you were. It's not a sexist remark, really, but more of an epithet. Like when I say that, "You are the whiniest little bitch on the site!" I really thought you WERE a little teenage girl, always complaining about somebody, whining in the forums about someone ELSE being a whiner, your little female cartoon avatar and signature... In one of our games, I even said, well I have Miss caffeine to thank for that, because all your comments were whiny and I thot you were a girl!

We've played 9 games together. I had 5 wins, 2 losses and someone else won 2. Of those 9 games, you whined in 4 and maybe a fifth, but I couldn't tell, since it'd been archived. I've sat for other games and you were true to form there as well. Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine!

Whine don't you mind your own business instead of jumping in where you don't belong, you whiny little bitch (oh, is that sexist? Too bad, whiner.)

Oh, and since ES declared it "Cleared", it means I've been exonerated. But since he said:
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We do allow players to post on opponents wall to look at chat. I think sending a PM would be considered the same thing.
So for me to say that he should not suggest a mar on ratings, is fully within my right. I don't need you to tell me to
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The case got cleared. You should probably stop making issues out of nothing when you're lucky it wasn't noted.

Just shut up and stay out of other people's business, whiner.

And whatever you want to whin-ily say to defend yourself, I'll never hear it cause you're foed, you silly, whiny, little girl!
I chose to include a response too.

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On a more serious note, you could probably benefit from taking some people's posts slightly less seriously in future. Lmfao.
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If it's not listed in Morrisette's as an example of irony, it's probably not irony. If it is, of course, then it's probably also not irony. Ironic that, or probably also not.

Weren't these posts locked by C&A mods? Specifically to cut this debate off?
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online friends aren't really "real" friends tho, are they caff? this thread has the telltale stench of butthurt loser. i give this thread a DY rating of 2/10.
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Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?



It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.
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Symmetry wrote:Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?

It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.
1. NOT underrated.
2. NOT great song.
3. NOT great video.
4. NOT even ironic.
5. NOT pissed off.

Anyway, I love how this officially 'cleared' C&A case refuses to die.
CC has had so many badly covered-up scandals that by now guilt even if ''proven'' ''innocent'' is the only way to read it.
Modgate continues.
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The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.
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Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?

It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.
1. NOT underrated.
2. NOT great song.
3. NOT great video.
4. NOT even ironic.
5. NOT pissed off.
Jesus Christ, I find myself agreeing with TT.

Yeah, none of the things she lists in the song are actually ironic. They're just idiot ideas that popped into her idiot mind and she wants to spout off about. I can't comment on the video since my time is too valuable to deliberately watch it, but I do hear her shit on the radio from time time time, and it's all garbage. She had one good song to start off her career, and she's been riding it ever since. Everything else she does is pure garbage.
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This topic is kinda CC related so thank you Caff :)
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BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.
Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?
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iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.
Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?
Nah mate, retard porn ain't my thing.
No, I don't derive pleasure from watching the amorous, blind fumblings of those not favoured with looks, brains or manual dexterity.
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BoganGod wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.
Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?
Nah mate, retard porn ain't my thing.
No, I don't derive pleasure from watching the amorous, blind fumblings of those not favoured with looks, brains or manual dexterity.
I find the predictable nature of all the usual suspects gathering in one thread thinking they're being trolls/funny in a clickbait thread quite amusing.
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iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.
Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?
Nah mate, retard porn ain't my thing.
No, I don't derive pleasure from watching the amorous, blind fumblings of those not favoured with looks, brains or manual dexterity.
I find the predictable nature of all the usual suspects gathering in one thread thinking they're being trolls/funny in a clickbait thread quite amusing.
Especially that douchy coffyboy, whenever he thinks he's funny (or thinks anything) he's always wrong.
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Did you know that the Goo Goo Dolls and Cannibal Corpse used to play shows together when they started out?
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Dukasaur wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?

It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.
1. NOT underrated.
2. NOT great song.
3. NOT great video.
4. NOT even ironic.
5. NOT pissed off.
Jesus Christ, I find myself agreeing with TT.

Yeah, none of the things she lists in the song are actually ironic. They're just idiot ideas that popped into her idiot mind and she wants to spout off about. I can't comment on the video since my time is too valuable to deliberately watch it, but I do hear her shit on the radio from time time time, and it's all garbage. She had one good song to start off her career, and she's been riding it ever since. Everything else she does is pure garbage.
So obviously you're wrong. If you're right, and the song isn't ironic, then the song is ironic. If you're wrong, and the lyrics are about ironic things, then it's a song about irony.

You're screwed either way on this one, Duk.

And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.
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Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.
Sorry, but it isn't.
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Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.
Sorry, but it isn't.
Ah, so you haven't just heard her "shit on the radio from time to time"? You know the album, and have an opinion on it.

What else aren't you willing to admit?
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Symmetry wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.
Sorry, but it isn't.
Ah, so you haven't just heard her "shit on the radio from time to time"? You know the album, and have an opinion on it.

What else aren't you willing to admit?
I'm not willing to admit that I'm a fugitive from custody.
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Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.
Sorry, but it isn't.
Ah, so you haven't just heard her "shit on the radio from time to time"? You know the album, and have an opinion on it.

What else aren't you willing to admit?
I'm not willing to admit that I'm a fugitive from custody.
Nicely done.
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If we're done arguing about the merits and worth of a 90s has-been, can we get back to enjoying the finest selections of CC's ironic posts?
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Watch the movie "Dharma" and you will know that you are saying derogatory things about God.

Just letting you know, so be safe.
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