Does Trump Deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?

[Cade Weston]

LOL he deserves more XD

[2dimes]

Like an Olympic medal or a happy meal?

[mrswdk]

Free blowjobs for life.

[mookiemcgee]

Free blowjobs for life.

I guess he is still paying for those (stormy) so he might appreciate it.

[Symmetry]

The Nobel Prize for Literature might be a good alternative, my top ten reasons (no particular order):

1 ) He's a terrific author of fiction.
2 ) Let's face it, at least one of his aides probably colluded with Sweden.
3 ) "Fake news" is now an internationally recognised genre among authoritarian leaders.
4 ) I guess they gave it to Bob Dylan, and much as I love Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan is not literature, so...
5 ) If he goes through enough press secretaries maybe he could prove that whole monkey theory about writing Hamlet?
6 ) We need to head him off before he writes his own "Dreams from my Father"
7 ) The contracts he signs with women. Pre-nups, NDAs, settlements should count as forms of art.
8 ) Some idiots already hate the Nobel Prize, cause Obama won the Peace version, so why the hell not?
9 ) It's already mired in a sexual harassment scandal this year.
10 ) Obama is probably gonna win one.

[saxitoxin]

The Nobel Prize for Literature might be a good alternative, my top ten reasons (no particular order):

1 ) He's a terrific author of fiction.
2 ) Let's face it, at least one of his aides probably colluded with Sweden.
3 ) "Fake news" is now an internationally recognised genre among authoritarian leaders.
4 ) I guess they gave it to Bob Dylan, and much as I love Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan is not literature, so...
5 ) If he goes through enough press secretaries maybe he could prove that whole monkey theory about writing Hamlet?
6 ) We need to head him off before he writes his own "Dreams from my Father"
7 ) The contracts he signs with women. Pre-nups, NDAs, settlements should count as forms of art.
8 ) Some idiots already hate the Nobel Prize, cause Obama won the Peace version, so why the hell not?
9 ) It's already mired in a sexual harassment scandal this year.
10 ) Obama is probably gonna win one.

even though I DISAGREE, posts like this are why I'm TEAM SYMM

[pickleofdoom]

"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize."

This quote is apparently due to satirical songwriter Tom Lehrer.

[Symmetry]

Well, looks like the Literature Prize is cancelled this year. I personally have high hopes for Trump in future years though. I doubt I'm the only one hoping to see his Prison Diaries published.

[HitRed]

Well, looks like the Literature Prize is cancelled this year. I personally have high hopes for Trump in future years though. I doubt I'm the only one hoping to see his Prison Diaries published.

Not everyone that goes to jail is guilty. Interesting story when a frenzy of accusations starts.

https://www.texasobserver.org/mystery-san-antonio-four/

[mookiemcgee]

Well, looks like the Literature Prize is cancelled this year. I personally have high hopes for Trump in future years though. I doubt I'm the only one hoping to see his Prison Diaries published.

Not everyone that is guilty goes to jail.

This is more accurate re: trump

[DoomYoshi]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/04/opinion/nobel-prize-literature-scandal.html

[HitRed]

He sets the captives free.

[Cade Weston]

I mean...the only prize he will win is having a high ratio of people disliking to liking.

[HitRed]

I mean...the only prize he will win is having a high ratio of people disliking to liking.

CNN poll: Democrats' 2018 advantage is nearly gone

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/09/politics ... index.html

Sounds close to 50/50

[saxitoxin]

I mean...the only prize he will win is having a high ratio of people disliking to liking.

CNN poll: Democrats' 2018 advantage is nearly gone

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/09/politics ... index.html

Sounds close to 50/50

Plus, generic polls tend to favor Democrats in non-presidential election cycles because of Democratic turnout difficulties. Democrats need at least a five-point lead in a generic ballot during a midterm election to translate a poll into a win.

More proof that TRUMPISM works. If even a bunch of luddite morons like the congressional Republican caucus can hold onto Congress when backed by TRUMP, then TRUMP is doing something right.

[karel]

TRUMP GREATEST PREZ IN LAST 50 YEARS,WHOOOT GO TRUMP

[jonesthecurl]

I agree. I would like Trump to go.

[Kevi]

Q - Does Trump Deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?

A - Yes, but only if Milli Vanilli can have a Grammy

[Bernie Sanders]

Looks like Trump is being played as a Chump.

North Korea fuked over another administration.

No Nobel for Trump the Chump!

[2dimes]

Saxitoxin you should copy this video and use Tomi Laren to draw us in, maybe we'll want to join your Trump support side.