I have a new GF

[what,me worry?]

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=19110842
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=19110852
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Not a cute face, semi-big waist, and I guess a big behind, not a dime

[mookiemcgee]

Have you tried match.com or seeking.com? You might find a less abusive GF there...

[Dukasaur]

I ask you out on a date to go steady for 5 games before finding someone sexier and with more intelligence

My two favourite maps, your two favourite maps, and random map for tiebreaker?

Got all week to decide, I'm not starting any new games until next Friday morning. (Working five 10-hour nights starting tonight, that takes a lot out of me and I try not to start more games than I have to until the week is over.)

How about we do classic for 5 maps?

Gentlemen wear classic watches, suits, ties, shoes, etc

In the olympics, they fight on the same ring/mat

That's about as catastrophically boring as I can imagine. No wonder you don't get many girlfriends.

Still, for a long-time member making his triumphant return to the site, I suppose I can cope with a little boredom. Request granted. See you Friday.

You're right

Basic human rights is boring because we have smart phones

See you Friday, sir

Matchlock pistol loaded

After all that, you didn't accept your invites. So now I'm stuck in five pointless games with a bunch of random strangers.

[riskllama]

[what,me worry?]

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=19123611

She said, yes!

[Nymeria Stark]

No matter how badly you play, you will beat better players every so often 1vs1. This is nothing to be proud of and certainly nothing to childishly brag about in the forum.

[Dukasaur]

No matter how badly you play, you will beat better players every so often 1vs1. This is nothing to be proud of and certainly nothing to childishly brag about in the forum.

On the other hand, anything that livens up the forum, even childish bragging, is welcome!

[what,me worry?]

No matter how badly you play, you will beat better players every so often 1vs1. This is nothing to be proud of and certainly nothing to childishly brag about in the forum.

haha yay!!!

*sniff* *sniff* Is that... *sniff*

.....jealousy I smell???


Get in line, sugar. No need to get all jelly, babe. You can be my next, k?

[what,me worry?]

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=19130454

Broke up with my girlfriend, yay, yay cus I'm bored

[what,me worry?]

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=19125493

ok I'm done

*cracks neck*

I need a clan