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Just for fun of course ;-)


1. What has conquer club got in common with John Barrowman?

2. What has deep sea oil have in common with conquer club?

3. What has Big Wham got in common with a cow field?

Fill in the gaps please..

Conquer club is Q1......, Q2....... and Q3............

Good luck !
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Disappointing but the answers are as follows...

Fun, useful and a good community resource.
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I really did not see that answer coming fir number 3.
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Was tricky granted....
Part ii...

What is approx 9inch long and hangs in front of a cunt?
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Part iii...

Conquer club tournaments, Big Wham and a blocked toilet have what in common?
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general cod wrote:Part iii...

Conquer club tournaments, Big Wham and a blocked toilet have what in common?
Neither is an American Standard VorMax.
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Ans: part ii. Donald Trumps tie

Part iii. "Neither is an American Standard VorMax." Excellent answer but you miss one small detail on location....

Ans part iii. Neither is an Armitage Shanks Sandringham 21 Close Coupled Toilet with Lever or Push Button Flush (E8963)
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general cod wrote:Just for fun of course ;-)


1. What has conquer club got in common with John Barrowman?

2. What has deep sea oil have in common with conquer club?

3. What has Big Wham got in common with a cow field?

Fill in the gaps please..

Conquer club is Q1......, Q2....... and Q3............

Good luck !
Too fucking easy my guy.

1. John BARROWman? Barrow would be a hill, or a mound. Clearly you mean hamburger hill and why taking the high ground is all important. And by taking the high ground, i mean, nuking the shit out of everyone until you recieve a bonus. No brainer. NEXT!

2. Deep sea oil? Oil is flammable, and it explodes. Know what else explodes? Those goofy looking mace sea bombs. This is what happens to your dice rolls. Hitting these goofy fucking mines. This quiz is TOO EASY!

3. Big Wham and a cow field? Think about it, this is the easiest question. Wham? And it's big? Sexual innuendo! Cow field?
Clearly this is suggesting that Big Wham finger blasts fatties for our amusement.

Any and all other answers are wrong and i win. Thanks!
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Part iv: A family relative shows an interest in playing Conquer club, do you..

A. Tell them it's an occasional fun game to play 'risk' like games but not something to take seriously as like so many online games it's flawed in it's very essence to be a universally fair strategic platform.

B. Tell them it's horseshit but there are many good people to bounce off though it is clearly operated by a real prick.

C. Tell them nothing, you don't talk to them anyway except at Christmas when you buy each other crap presents ( re-wrapped from previous years if poss ) and even then resent spending the time on wrapping up that shit.

D. Tell them to f*ck off.
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general cod wrote:Was tricky granted....
Part ii...

What is approx 9inch long and hangs in front of a cunt?
My freedom fighter. Duuuur!
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general cod wrote:Part iii...

Conquer club tournaments, Big Wham and a blocked toilet have what in common?
Tournaments take forever. Big Wham is not only a sexual innuendo, it also means taking the biggest dump of your life after taco tuesday.

Kind of questions are these?
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general cod wrote:Part iv: A family relative shows an interest in playing Conquer club, do you..

A. Tell them it's an occasional fun game to play 'risk' like games but not something to take seriously as like so many online games it's flawed in it's very essence to be a universally fair strategic platform.

B. Tell them it's horseshit but there are many good people to bounce off though it is clearly operated by a real prick.

C. Tell them nothing, you don't talk to them anyway except at Christmas when you buy each other crap presents ( re-wrapped from previous years if poss ) and even then resent spending the time on wrapping up that shit.

D. Tell them to f*ck off.
E. Show them the forums if they're conservative or right wing and incite a family bombing of said forums. Mostly to irritate KoolBak.
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Omfg so fkn close DirtyDish.... amazing really yes Big Wham or as originally and lovingly called Bog Man created this after a screaming shit - fact.

A fact: A fact is the piece of skin between the fuckhole and muckhole, if that splits you're in shit and that's a fact.
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So getting shit on your gooch?
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The answer to vi: is quite simple....

F. Off

Needs no explanation ;-)
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It's pretty back when Street Corner is a far more enriching experience than GD.
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DoomYoshi wrote:It's pretty back when Street Corner is a far more enriching experience than GD.
Bite your tongue!
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Dukasaur wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:It's pretty bad* when Street Corner is a far more enriching experience than GD.
Bite your tongue!
ouch!

*typo fixed
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