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Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:28 pm

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autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:46 pm

Not much yellow left on those...

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 4:41 pm

Dear Senior Vice President KB

I have the following response to your recent inquiries:

1. I'm certainly not going to trouble you with trivial details regarding lubricants and such. Quite frankly, I think this kind of thing is best left to some junior clerk.

2. All environmental matters are attended to in compliance with local ordinances.

3. Yes, I attend to the client's needs in person at least 99% of the time. Only in unusual circumstances do we fall back on the Remote Service option.

I have had some challenges on this contract, but I think I have solved them all to the client's satisfaction.

Main challenge has been that my chief driller, Mr. Happy, is getting close to retirement and refuses to drill more than one well per day, no matter how many times I slap him upside the head and demand additional performance. I try to beef him up by reminding him of the days when we used to drill twelve or fourteen holes a day. He just looks at me sadly and says that was more than 40 years ago, and he's getting too old for this.

Luckily my backup driller, Mr. Lingus, remains full of enthusiasm and is willing to pick up the slack when Mr. Happy is goofing off. If anything, Mr. Lingus has been honing his skills while Mr. Happy has been coasting on his laurels, and he is probably a better driller than ever before. We also sometimes get some help from the Digital Support Team.

To make a long story short, by balancing staff assignments and allowing new stars to rise while others are drooping, we have managed to preserve our record of 100% customer satisfaction. Our current client is nothing less than ecstatic with our performance. By email, text, or voice call, we get between 30 and 60 messages ever day gushing about our outstanding performance and inviting us to return for more. Two days ago the client submitted a formal request for us to shut down our current base of operations and relocate to her home territory in order to provide services even more frequently.

I trust these facts will be reflected in my performance review.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 7:29 pm

Georgia 41
Tennessee 17

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 8:54 pm

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DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:13 am

My vacation sucked.

Needed more boobies

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:35 am

How's this?

natty dread wrote:

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 3:32 am

Weapons of back destruction.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 9:12 am

I think they're real but...

Her face is enigmatic. One time I look and she's oddly hot. Next time I look, I wonder if she has testicles and I'd get in trouble for using the wrong pronouns.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 12:22 pm

Eyebrows are scary....

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:33 pm

She could be the new "Top of the Page Girl".

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 7:06 pm

KoolBak wrote:Eyebrows are scary....

She does look a bit manly.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:33 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Eyebrows are scary....
She does look a bit manly.

Something about her eyes reminds me of my dad when he was younger.
I think those might be his glasses from the 1980s too.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:30 pm

Charleston Southern 7
Georgia 56

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:25 pm

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autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:01 am

That version of the Player's Handbook brings back the memories!

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 3:01 pm

Georgia 45
Georgia Tech 0

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:28 pm

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autoload · Post by **autoload** » Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:39 am

Finally, some quality bananas!

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:48 pm

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jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Dec 08, 2021 12:36 am

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_ ... ornia.html

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Dec 08, 2021 1:59 am

jonesthecurl wrote:https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_ ... ornia.html

Wow! It's right off Grapefruit Blvd.!!!!

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:22 pm

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Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:24 pm

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Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Fri Dec 24, 2021 6:11 pm

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