HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

[ConfederateSS]

-------- HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY UNITED STATES of AMERICA ...
--------- Why is the 4th of July???... Because, "Y" is the fourth letter in July... ...A classic joke...
--------- You yell barracuda...Huh???,what???... YOU YELL SHARK ...You've got a panic on The 4th of July...

--------- John Wayne reads a letter from Confederate Rock Hudson..."The Undefeated"...
--------- "You won't believe it..." , says Wayne, "We've just been invited to a 4th of July Party..."
--------- Why, Because we are all Americans... Everyone celebrated the 4th of July...Well almost...
--------- It took a Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor...On December 7th, 1941 A.D... For the Southern Town that suffered, bombed the most In The War Between The States.... Vicksburg, Mississippi...When Grant finally took it...He took no prisoners, he said, "They suffered enough..."....Well it wasn't until July 4th, 1942 A.D...That The Stars and Stripes flew once again over Vicksburg City Hall...
--------- You could hear them saying then, I'll say it now...In 2023 A.D. in a divided America...You are invited to a 4th of July Party.... .....Have Drinks, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie...Or Anything... Enjoy....Stay Safe, those fireworks can be tricky... HAPPY AMERICA'S 247th BIRTHDAY EVERYONE... ...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[jusplay4fun]

Happy Birthday, USA..!

[jonesthecurl]

Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

[2dimes]

[mookiemcgee]

Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

[jusplay4fun]

Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

Details, please, Jones: how long have you lived in USA?

where? what state?

Citizen since what year?

[jonesthecurl]

I became a citizen last year.
I've been in the US since 2006. NJ to begin with, then CA.

[jusplay4fun]

I became a citizen last year.
I've been in the US since 2006. NJ to begin with, then CA.

Thanks, but I forgot to ask: what makes your potato salad so famous?

Welcome Citizen Jones..! Enjoy the 4th..!!

[Dukasaur]

Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

Details, please, Jones: how long have you lived in USA?

where? what state?

Citizen since what year?

Do you not pay any attention? He's been giving us updates for years.

[jonesthecurl]

I became a citizen last year.
I've been in the US since 2006. NJ to begin with, then CA.

Thanks, but I forgot to ask: what makes your potato salad so famous?

Welcome Citizen Jones..! Enjoy the 4th..!!

It's famous 'cos it's so damn good.

There's a lot of 'secrets' about it, but the main one is - it's a helluva lot of effort for something that most people buy a dull version of from the supermarket deli... and then don't find very interesting.

I'll post a pic in a while, after a short trip to Paso Robles, once I go through the tedious process of getting it from my phone to CC.

Suffice it to say that around 16 lbs of it was scoffed up in two hours.

(Swaggers a bit) someone else brought a 'Texas Style' potato salad and most of it went home with them.

[jonesthecurl]

And now that I can do photos once more, here at last is 16lbs of the famous spud creation.

[DirtyDishSoap]

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

[mookiemcgee]

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

[Dukasaur]

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

Potassium deficiency?

[jusplay4fun]

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

Wrong Forum thread??

[DirtyDishSoap]

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

I'm going to jam my finger into my bellybutton again if you keep MOUTHING OFF!

[jonesthecurl]

My Dad used to say doing that put the ketchup on your dinner after you'd eaten it. Cheap bastard wouldn't buy ketchup.

[riskllama]

Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

Details, please, Jones: how long have you lived in USA?

where? what state?

Citizen since what year?

Do you not pay any attention? He's been giving us updates for years.

lol, jp not paying attention and then asking a bunch of irritating questions. exactly why his pm's go unread. classic jp...

[mookiemcgee]

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

I'm going to jam my finger into my bellybutton again if you keep MOUTHING OFF!

Ok this isn't even a joke... I have an irrational fear of people touching my bb. Been that way as long as i can remeber. Dad at one point was diagnosed w/a heriated bb and maybe i have one too and that is the root of things but if people even make a move like they try to reach for my bb i burp now. fully involuntary reflex. happens when people even say bb out loud, and i burped when i read this message.

I guess i just wanted to let you know how successful this comment was at striking fear in my heart, and I'ma shutup even if your are a creep who slips bananas into places they shouldn't be

[DirtyDishSoap]

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

I'm going to jam my finger into my bellybutton again if you keep MOUTHING OFF!

Ok this isn't even a joke... I have an irrational fear of people touching my bb. Been that way as long as i can remeber. Dad at one point was diagnosed w/a heriated bb and maybe i have one too and that is the root of things but if people even make a move like they try to reach for my bb i burp now. fully involuntary reflex. happens when people even say bb out loud, and i burped when i read this message.

I guess i just wanted to let you know how successful this comment was at striking fear in my heart, and I'ma shutup even if your are a creep who slips bananas into places they shouldn't be

[KoolBak]

WTF???

My brother has a herniated BELLYBUTTON...his BELLYBUTTON is gross AF. His BELLY.UTTON sticks TF out and is all red and gnarly

This BELLYBUTTON issue is serious. It can become septic, rupture and kill you .

Just have it fucking fixed! It's a simple operation!!

People amaze me.

BELLYBUTTON

[DirtyDishSoap]

BELLYBUTTON

[mookiemcgee]

mookie facing his greatest fears after blocking two CC posters....

[DirtyDishSoap]

mookie facing his greatest fears after blocking two CC posters....

NOOOOO!

[TeeGee]