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Re: HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY USA!!!

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TeeGee wrote:Image

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You already beat me up in the fight thread, now this Teegee? My wife does the same thing and thinks it's hilarious. She tries to guide my own hand to her BB just to elicit my involuntary response. Are you a spouse abuser like my wife Teegee?
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It does sound pretty funny
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Shall we talk about her other button so you don't involuntarily regurgitate all over de place?
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KoolBak wrote:Shall we talk about her other button so you don't involuntarily regurgitate all over de place?
I poke that one all the time!
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:lol: :lol:
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How often does JBs wife gets her button poked?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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I believe it should be phrased as a "yo momma so fat...." Joke.

So:

Jimbo's wife get her button poked so much,....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:How often does JBs wife gets her button poked?
You'd have to ask her boyfriend, but I have faith he keeps her fully satisfied!
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No no no.....

Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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KoolBak wrote:No no no.....

Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....
Do you think it smells funky?
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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KoolBak wrote:I believe it should be phrased as a "yo momma so fat...." Joke.

So:

Jimbo's wife get her button poked so much,....
Even Imperial Stormtroopers manage to hit it.
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She gets her button poked so much,....

Mookie stopped burping when he sees it happen.
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JB's wifes button gets pushed so often, it sounds like this:

Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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TeeGee wrote:Image
Caption: which Button, and when and where do I push THAT Button for you..?? :D :lol: =D>
JP4Fun

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
KoolBak wrote:No no no.....

Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....
Do you think it smells funky?
A funny story about that....

So recently, a buddy gets pissed at me for sniffing his sister's underwear.

I don't know if it was cause she was still wearing them....or because his whole family was there....

Anyway, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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All three of you are sick!

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