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by mookiemcgee » Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:53 am
TeeGee wrote:
You already beat me up in the fight thread, now this Teegee? My wife does the same thing and thinks it's hilarious. She tries to guide my own hand to her BB just to elicit my involuntary response. Are you a spouse abuser like my wife Teegee?
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:15 pm
It does sound pretty funny
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:23 pm
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by KoolBak » Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:38 pm
Shall we talk about her other button so you don't involuntarily regurgitate all over de place?
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by mookiemcgee » Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:47 pm
KoolBak wrote: Shall we talk about her other button so you don't involuntarily regurgitate all over de place?
I poke that one all the time!
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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by KoolBak » Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:36 pm
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:18 am
How often does JBs wife gets her button poked?
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by KoolBak » Sat Jul 29, 2023 8:13 pm
I believe it should be phrased as a "yo momma so fat...." Joke.
So:
Jimbo's wife get her button poked so much,....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by mookiemcgee » Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:16 pm
DirtyDishSoap wrote: How often does JBs wife gets her button poked?
You'd have to ask her boyfriend, but I have faith he keeps her fully satisfied!
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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by KoolBak » Sun Jul 30, 2023 2:50 am
No no no.....
Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sun Jul 30, 2023 3:45 am
KoolBak wrote: No no no.....
Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....
Do you think it smells funky?
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by Dukasaur » Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:19 am
KoolBak wrote: I believe it should be phrased as a "yo momma so fat...." Joke.
So:
Jimbo's wife get her button poked so much,....
Even Imperial Stormtroopers manage to hit it.
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by 2dimes » Sun Jul 30, 2023 9:35 am
She gets her button poked so much,....
Mookie stopped burping when he sees it happen.
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sun Jul 30, 2023 12:09 pm
JB's wifes button gets pushed so often, it sounds like this:
VIDEO
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by KoolBak » Mon Jul 31, 2023 5:23 pm
DirtyDishSoap wrote: KoolBak wrote: No no no.....
Jimbo's wife get her button punched SO much...she now got an inny instead of an outie....
Do you think it smells funky?
A funny story about that....
So recently, a buddy gets pissed at me for sniffing his sister's underwear.
I don't know if it was cause she was still wearing them....or because his whole family was there....
Anyway, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
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by jonesthecurl » Mon Jul 31, 2023 5:38 pm
I thought they said I could 'av 'er... (a cadaver)
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by Dukasaur » Mon Jul 31, 2023 5:50 pm
All three of you are sick!
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