Met him once, in line at Krispy Kreme.
I told him, "Chris, nothing makes those extra pounds melt away like being totally unfunny and Jesus-y all the time".
Miserable A-lister bitch never even came back to thank me.
Please, let the man rest, ...he just spent 3.5 hours at airport quarantine getting power-washed with Bactine MAX®. Did absolutely no good....
Didn't Saxi say to you, "STFU and make me a sandwich!" ?
Hey Saxi!
Here's a piece of sewer-rat roadkill I found for you.
It's still dripping with with fecal slime marinade.
Slip it inside your toasted buns and you've got yourself a sandwich.
sax... it might be best if you made a full declaration concerning your recent activities in Southeast Asia.
Interpol/CIA has been sending agents around, ...asking questions.
Look, of course it's all a political witchhunt, You know that, I know that, Everybody KNOWS that.
But still, it would look good if you released a voluntary statement now,
...before the Fecal Slime Brigade starts sending out their BS supoenas and stuff.
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Good, don't say anything more without a lawyer present.
Of course if anything were to leak out, Trump would give you a full 'Nixon-style' pardon in January. Justice shall prevail!