Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

[saxitoxin]

Today, RFK Jr. was hanging out with Roseanne Barr in his kitchen, eating a banana cream pie as a girl did aerobics in the background.

He then admitted to once coming upon a dead bear while going falconing.

He loaded up the bear in his car because he wanted to eat it for lunch the next day.

But then he realized he was late for dinner in New York City so drove into Manhattan instead and dumped the bear in Central Park and staged it to look like the bear had died in a bicycle accident using an old bike in his trunk.

https://x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/18 ... 9798347109

[saxitoxin]

A Guardian report in 2014:

Police are trying to establish how a dead black bear cub came to be found in New York City’s Central Park, home to a zoo which does not include the animals.

The cub’s head was on top of the back bicycle wheel, Slatkin said. “It was terrible, and it was the strangest thing,” she added. “Why was the bike there?”

Police dusted the bicycle for prints while the corpse was being sent to Albany, where the state department of environmental conservation was due to perform a post-mortem.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/ ... rk-mystery

[Pack Rat]

Another story told by Saxitoxin...and you thought Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was the only person with brain worms.

[saxitoxin]

Another story told by Saxitoxin

lolwut

You understand those letters (https) in front of a string of characters indicate a web address, right? You can hover your cursor over them, use your index finger to depress the control button on the mouse and a new tab will open at that web address, sometimes called a URL ("uniform resource locator").

[bigtoughralf]

Central Park contains a zoo with no animals? What does it have instead?

[mookiemcgee]

Central Park contains a zoo with no animals? What does it have instead?

A dead bear carcass?

A movie and songs about it being a zoo with animals?



The Wu Tang Clan?



Formerly Zoo Animals who now identify as people and vote democrat because NY doesn't require ID to vote?

[mookiemcgee]

Today, RFK Jr. was hanging out with Roseanne Barr in his kitchen, eating a banana cream pie as a girl did aerobics in the background.

He then admitted to once coming upon a dead bear while going falconing.

He loaded up the bear in his car because he wanted to eat it for lunch the next day.

But then he realized he was late for dinner in New York City so drove into Manhattan instead and dumped the bear in Central Park and staged it to look like the bear had died in a bicycle accident using an old bike in his trunk.

https://x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/18 ... 9798347109

Apparently there was pictures!!!

[Pack Rat]

Another story told by Saxitoxin

lolwut

You understand those letters (https) in front of a string of characters indicate a web address, right? You can hover your cursor over them, use your index finger to depress the control button on the mouse and a new tab will open at that web address, sometimes called a URL ("uniform resource locator").

Sorry, the similarities between you and RFK Jr. Is frightening. You both tell stories that only prove that Kennedy is not the only one suffering from brain worms.

[Dukasaur]

The Central Park version of Weekend at Bernie's.

[saxitoxin]

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[Pack Rat]

Thank you Saxi! You were paying attention.