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Ralf is Visiting New York

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He didn't even bother to tell anyone on CC. I had to find out from Reddit.
Hello New Yorkers! I (M24) am visiting the city for the week and matched with this dimepiece (F25) on Tinder. I told her that I had a black friend and she reacted very positively to that.

But the only issue is — I don’t have one. Not that I have an issue with the African American people — if anything, I am pretty black because I love rap and miss Chadwick Boseman every day. But I was always more of a “admire black people from a distance” kind of white.

Anyhow, we’re going to meet up in two days and she wants me to bring my black friend along. How do I quickly make one before 7 PM on Saturday? We are going to laser tag.

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerknyc/ ... ck_friend/
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I was going to suggest using shoe-polish, ...but then I remembered that times have changed.
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Or switch out Laser-tag for Paintball. Then everybody will just be blue, pink, or day-glo yellow.
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Votanic wrote:
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Or switch out Laser-tag for Paintball. Then everybody will just be blue, pink, or day-glo yellow.
stop trying to push your Trans agenda
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saxitoxin wrote:
Votanic wrote:
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Or switch out Laser-tag for Paintball. Then everybody will just be blue, pink, or day-glo yellow.
stop trying to push your Trans agenda
Ha ha ha!!
It's too late for that, saxi. BTW, are you actually cis, or just trying to 'pass'?
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People are the weirdest thing in the world.

How do you set up a date but end up needing to bring a black friend?

I wonder if he said he was hip but then called purple kool-aid grape. Dead give away.
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Setting up a date then taking someone for her to fuсk while you watch is way more of a saxi move than a ralf move.

I would be more likely to set up dates with three separate model-hot women, then when they show up at the same time I'd persuade them to have a gang bang with me in a nearby hotel.
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bigtoughralf wrote:persuade
AKA roofies
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At this point it's pretty obvious that saxi and mrsralf are shacked up in a seedy Motel 6-sicks-sex (sax?) having an utterly ungodly three-way with a three foot long black (hides the blood/shit stains) double-ended dildo.
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Votanic wrote:At this point it's pretty obvious that saxi and mrsralf are shacked up in a seedy Motel 6-sicks-sex (sax?) having an utterly ungodly three-way with a three foot long black (hides the blood/shit stains) double-ended dildo.
This post makes me think about Jennifer Connelly and Requiem For a Dream. That's probably the saddest I've ever felt after watching a movie, but walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder.
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mookiemcgee wrote:
Votanic wrote:At this point it's pretty obvious that saxi and mrsralf are shacked up in a seedy Motel 6-sicks-sex (sax?) having an utterly ungodly three-way with a three foot long black (hides the blood/shit stains) double-ended dildo.
This post makes me think about Jennifer Connelly and Requiem For a Dream. That's probably the saddest I've ever felt after watching a movie, but walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder.
...and just imagine the stank! :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
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mookiemcgee wrote:walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder
what are you doing barging into people's hotel rooms
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saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder
what are you doing barging into people's hotel rooms
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WILLIAMS5232 wrote: as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder
what are you doing barging into people's hotel rooms
Oh yeah, ...that room-service button is actually one of those Ring® door bells.
All your steamy (all too-literally, alas) shenanigans stream live on The Wonders of Conquer Club OnlyFans® page....
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Also this again...
Great sig quote, saxi, …but of course, it’s even better read in context.
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(I'm keeping this post link on speed-dial. Just think of it as a context-dependent sig line)
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