Syrian Dictator Assad escapes to Moscow with his wealth.

[Pack Rat]

Russian Air Base and Port in jeopardy.

[HitRed]

Where’s Ralf?

[Pack Rat]

Where’s Ralf?

He's being comforted by Saxi.

[saxitoxin]

Mega-props to the new president of Syria, Mohammed Jawlani. A real rags to riches story. In just seven years he went from having a $10 million price on his head from the U.S. Department of Justice to running a country of 23 million people with a major stockpile of chemical weapons.

No way at all this will come back to bite us. No way at all. Zero.

[saxitoxin]

He follows in the footsteps of the great peace and democracy activists who came before him!



American policy in the Middle East ---



Pro Tip -- maybe avoid buildings taller than eight stories for the next few years.

[kennyp72]

He follows in the footsteps of the great peace and democracy activists who came before him!



American policy in the Middle East ---



Pro Tip -- maybe avoid buildings taller than eight stories for the next few years.

If the NIST explanation of how WTC7 came down is accurate, avoid them forever...seriously.

[Pack Rat]

A beautiful time to celebrate around the world! The murderous Assad is disposed and hiding under Putin's skirt. Russia loses it's only naval base in the Mediterranean.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYaHpj3J/

[jusplay4fun]

A beautiful time to celebrate around the world! The murderous Assad is disposed and hiding under Putin's skirt. Russia loses it's only naval base in the Mediterranean.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYaHpj3J/

Do you get your "news" mostly from tiktok? That explains LOTS, pee-rat.

[Pack Rat]

Your typical b.s. replies.

[saxitoxin]

Field Marshall Assad has announced he will not be returning to politics and will be dedicating himself to serve humanity in other ways, establishing charity eye clinics in Abkhazi and South Ossetia.

Assad is a medical doctor and board-certified ophthalmologist who practiced emergency ocular medicine for many years in the UK before his election as president of the Syrian Arab Republic. He continues to be widely celebrated by his former patients who credit his skill with, in many cases, saving their eyesight.








Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has announced she will continue to dedicate herself to giving speeches to hedge funds for $1 million a pop. Prior to entering politics, she was a member of the Walmart board of directors and worked as a contract review attorney for gajillion-dollar megacorporations. She continues to be widely celebrated by the billionaires for whom she earned money.

[saxitoxin]

Update on Syria:

- The new Syrian president is confirmed as former Al-Qaeda fighter Ahmed al-Sharaa because he won the election has the most guns
- The new Syrian parliament will have 100 members, of which 100 will be appointed by the President
- For the history time in history, Syria has a state religion - Islam

Congratulations to all the human rights advocates who, for the last several years, have been calling me a dictator-backer because I supported Assad. Your democratic paradise is here! Just like in Libya! And just like whatever the next country is you'll turn your gaze toward!