Sex....what is the best form?

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:59 pm

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal

anal AKA UP the wrong-un!!

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:15 pm

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal

dude, 'up the wrong-un' maybe?

riggable · Post by **riggable** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:28 pm

kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:46 pm

riggable wrote:
kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy

Use the "just this forum" line. And laugh very hard, so you can't talk, then click off it, to My Games, and get up in a hurry to get some water, to clear your throat. Put some effort into it!

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:03 pm

Hecter is a cunt caught my...

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:47 pm

your what? :shock:

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm

The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:08 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:11 pm

Ronaldinho wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:13 pm

hecter wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!

I tried it, and it al but snapped, lol. :wink:

lduke1990 · Post by **lduke1990** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:25 pm

Ron ur a sick f*ck.

Anal is the best for me, but my current girlfriend won't give it up, any suggestions

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:31 pm

Grease her up good, and then, whilst doing it in the missionary position (doggie style she might expect it), it's simply a matter of - oops . . . voila!

Dmunster · Post by **Dmunster** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:39 pm

Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax. :wink:

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:15 am

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I would hazard a guess at both, like mutual masturbation.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:41 am

i will not divulge in what kind of sex i have with my wife, but norse is in love with 3 things pompey(portsmouth fc to all americans), his right palm and his left palm.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:49 am

Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:53 am

Norse wrote:Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.

Me neither, bit explicit. She one rough hoe.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:21 am

And i won't divulge that i was hiding in the closet with my camcorder.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:24 am

Dmunster wrote:Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax.

Xanax is for pussies, but i do like a lot of baby lotion.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:57 pm

i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
doggy position (courtesy of Stopper)

lduke1990 · Post by **lduke1990** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:00 pm

doggy is where ur behind her, but giving it to her pussy, cow girl is where she is on top

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:31 pm

Hitman079 wrote:i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
doggy position (courtesy of Stopper)

Thank you for crediting me, Hitman. My mission in life is to Educate and Inform.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:31 am

Educate and inform? Let's see you do it like that - you're going to get the poor kid injured.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:44 am

well done norse and ronnie. lmao. also bk can you send me a video or dvd. :roll:

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:54 am

They're expensive.

Sex....what is the best form?

What do you prefer?