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willis
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by willis »
hecter wrote:*tosses DDS the gimp suit and tells him to bend over*
I thought that was reserved for AK...
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DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap »
Skittles! wrote:-Vomits- WHY do I have to be present? WHY?
*tosses said gimp suit to skittles* there ya go

Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Fircoal
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by Fircoal »
Skittles! wrote:-Vomits- WHY do I have to be present? WHY?
QFT

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Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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by dwightschrute »
willis wrote:hecter wrote:*tosses DDS the gimp suit and tells him to bend over*
I thought that was reserved for AK...
haha

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hecter
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by hecter »
willis wrote:hecter wrote:*tosses DDS the gimp suit and tells him to bend over*
I thought that was reserved for AK...
Naw... We're not involved with each other any more.
*tosses the gimp suit back at DDS*
Put it on and bend over!!!
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.

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by Skittles! »
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Skittles! wrote:-Vomits- WHY do I have to be present? WHY?
*tosses said gimp suit to skittles* there ya go

Ah, that's better. Now get back to that bed, I wana tie you up

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by Skittles! »
Cynthia wrote:Skittles! wrote:-Vomits- WHY do I have to be present? WHY?
shut up, you know you want in too

I'm sorry, but bondage is a better way to enjoy sexual activities, and not get pregnant. Whoever gets pregnant from S&M is fucked up.
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
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by jnd94 »
hecter wrote:willis wrote:hecter wrote:*tosses DDS the gimp suit and tells him to bend over*
I thought that was reserved for AK...
Naw... We're not involved with each other any more.
*tosses the gimp suit back at DDS*
Put it on and bend over!!!
*pushes DDS out of the way and puts on suit* Im in on this shit!
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by Fircoal »
Fine, I'm joining. *turns into Pikachu*
ARE you saying you don't want sex with an electric mouse?
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by willis »
Fircoal wrote:ARE you saying you don't want sex with an electric rat?
yerp
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by hecter »
Alrighty then.
*puts on little French maid and does jnd while Skittles! does DDS who's tied to the bed*
Unfortunately Cynthia has been left out... The poor baby...
*handcuffs jnd and takes care of Cynthia*
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.

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by Fircoal »
WHAT ABOUT ME?

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Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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by Skittles! »
hecter wrote:Alrighty then.
*puts on little French maid and does jnd while Skittles! does DDS who's tied to the bed*
Unfortunately Cynthia has been left out... The poor baby...
*handcuffs jnd and takes care of Cynthia*
That sounds like a good set up
-Whips DDS-
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
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by Skittles! »
Fircoal wrote:WHAT ABOUT ME?

-Makes you put on a leather vest. A tight, shiny leather vest.-
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
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by willis »
I'll just tape the whole thing from the closet.......
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by Skittles! »
willis wrote:I'll just tape the whole thing from the closet.......
Good boy.
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
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by jnd94 »
hecter wrote:Alrighty then.
*puts on little French maid and does jnd while Skittles! does DDS who's tied to the bed*
Unfortunately Cynthia has been left out... The poor baby...
*handcuffs jnd and takes care of Cynthia*
*breaks handcuffs and jumps on hecter* Ive always...wanted to be more than just friends!
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by hecter »
Fircoal wrote:WHAT ABOUT ME?

*somebody knocks on door*
Hey hey, here's Fircoals girl
*Jigglypuff walks in*
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.

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by DirtyDishSoap »
jnd94 wrote:hecter wrote:willis wrote:hecter wrote:*tosses DDS the gimp suit and tells him to bend over*
I thought that was reserved for AK...
Naw... We're not involved with each other any more.
*tosses the gimp suit back at DDS*
Put it on and bend over!!!
*pushes DDS out of the way and puts on suit* Im in on this shit!
if only this could fit in my sig!

Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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hecter
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jnd94 wrote:hecter wrote:Alrighty then.
*puts on little French maid and does jnd while Skittles! does DDS who's tied to the bed*
Unfortunately Cynthia has been left out... The poor baby...
*handcuffs jnd and takes care of Cynthia*
*breaks handcuffs and jumps on hecter* Ive always...wanted to be more than just friends!
*backhands jnd and puts him through public humiliation*
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.

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by jnd94 »
DirtyDishSoap wrote:jnd94 wrote:hecter wrote:willis wrote:hecter wrote:*tosses DDS the gimp suit and tells him to bend over*
I thought that was reserved for AK...
Naw... We're not involved with each other any more.
*tosses the gimp suit back at DDS*
Put it on and bend over!!!
*pushes DDS out of the way and puts on suit* Im in on this shit!
if only this could fit in my sig!


take out all the other stuff
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by Cynthia »
jnd94 wrote:hecter wrote:Alrighty then.
*puts on little French maid and does jnd while Skittles! does DDS who's tied to the bed*
Unfortunately Cynthia has been left out... The poor baby...
*handcuffs jnd and takes care of Cynthia*
*breaks handcuffs and jumps on hecter* Ive always...wanted to be more than just friends!
*Pushes jnd away and drags hecter back* Wait for your turn!
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by Fircoal »
hecter wrote:Fircoal wrote:WHAT ABOUT ME?

*somebody knocks on door*
Hey hey, here's Fircoals girl

*Jigglypuff walks in*
YAY! *AFter being in the vest, The jigglypuff goes onto the bed, and I jump on her*

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Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Cynthia wrote:jnd94 wrote:hecter wrote:Alrighty then.
*puts on little French maid and does jnd while Skittles! does DDS who's tied to the bed*
Unfortunately Cynthia has been left out... The poor baby...
*handcuffs jnd and takes care of Cynthia*
*breaks handcuffs and jumps on hecter* Ive always...wanted to be more than just friends!
*Pushes jnd away and drags hecter back* Wait for your turn!
*cries in corner but still bets off, getting ready*

this is so fucking perverted, it can olny happen in spamalot

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DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap »
This is just plain fucked up i said threesome with me cynthia and hecter god dammit!
Not the whole flipping cast of Spamalot
Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.