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Caleb the Cruel wrote:
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Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


yeah, but god can't make Xen talk to me more...can't stop him from disappearing randomly...can't make my mother stop nagging long enough for me to stop crying...

so you know what, i am perfectly content to worship in the way that suits me best, and you can do it the way you like most...now leave me alone about my religion...
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s.xkitten wrote:you have fun doing that...i remember having to do that...and when you knelt, if you skirt didn't touch the floor they'd smack your leg where it was bare...

Note: I'm not Catholic, I'm LUTHERan. :wink:


whatever...you still go to some big building and confess your sins to an old man...

Actually we only have to confess our sins to God, however we also openly admit to sinning with everybody in the congragation at the same time.
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Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Gah! The pushy Christianity-ness! It burns!

It's people like you (if this is what you are really like and this isn't some sort of odd joke) that I built a crossbow for.
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Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?
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Neutrino wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Gah! The pushy Christianity-ness! It burns!

It's people like you (if this is what you are really like and this isn't some sort of odd joke) that I built a crossbow for.


its people like him and mac users (only the ones that can't shut up about how mac is the best) that make me realize why we invented machine guns...just line 'um up, and shoot 'um down...
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?


Yes. All other gods and religions are obviously false because I said so. My logic is faultless.
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?

Because He is the ONLY God, yes it must be "my" God.
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?


of course...his god is the 'one true god'
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Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?

Because He is the ONLY God, yes it must be "my" God.


And I will go to hell if I don't believe in this supposendly all supreme and benevolent being?
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Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?

Because He is the ONLY God, yes it must be "my" God.


Ok, here's a question for you: What makes you so sure that your religion is the correct one? There are thousands of other religions, many of the mutually exclusive. They all have their own holy book and various prophets. What sets Christianity (and your particular brand of it) apart from every other religion in the world?
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the fact that its the right one, of course... :roll:
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?

Because He is the ONLY God, yes it must be "my" God.


And I will go to hell if I don't believe in this supposendly all supreme and benevolent being?


yes...pretty much...yet he is loving, but if you do something against the rules, you get sent to 'the bad place'
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s.xkitten wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Why are you pushing God away from your heart?


because 'god' took it and ripped it to shreds, alright?

i have my religion, i'm happy with it, you don't see me shoving it down every one elses throats...

You don't seem so happy to me.

God can help you, but first you must accept him.


Does it have to be your god?

Because He is the ONLY God, yes it must be "my" God.


And I will go to hell if I don't believe in this supposendly all supreme and benevolent being?


yes...pretty much...yet he is loving, but if you do something against the rules, you get sent to 'the bad place'


I'm not saying its a wrong religion or anything if it works for you thats great but doesn't that sound more like a spiteful child than a supreme benevolent being? "You didn't believe in me and despite any good things you may have done burn for eternity"
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I'm not saying its a wrong religion or anything if it works for you thats great but doesn't that sound more like a spiteful child than a supreme benevolent being? "You didn't believe in me and despite any good things you may have done burn for eternity"


I've been saying that all along. If god were truely benevolent then he (interesting that god is always portrayed as male, isn't it... :roll: ) would have gotten rid of this entire planet with all it's suffering and woe and just elevated everyone to heaven, where we could be hapy for all eternity.

Answer: God is a malicious bastard.
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nah...we're his play things... :wink:
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s.xkitten wrote:nah...we're his play things... :wink:


Now you make him sound like some kind of pervert or pedifile...

Probably not too far from the truth, anyway.
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well...look at his catholic priests...where do you think they learned it... :wink:
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s.xkitten wrote:well...look at his catholic priests...where do you think they learned it... :wink:


True, true.

Monkey see, monkey do :lol:

Speaking of monkey's, where has Caleb gone? I would have thought that someone who ran a clan for a while would be a bit more mature and a lot less pushy.
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he still runs one, doesn't he?

and didn't he say he was going to confess?
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s.xkitten wrote:he still runs one, doesn't he?


I thought there was some kind of internal power struggle and he got kicked out of power.

s.xkitten wrote:and didn't he say he was going to confess?



What the hell does he need to confess? Is going on internet risk a sin now?
Anyway; you'd thing verbal self-flagellation wouldn't take so long...
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Neutrino wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:he still runs one, doesn't he?


I thought there was some kind of internal power struggle and he got kicked out of power.


Different clan...

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s.xkitten wrote:and didn't he say he was going to confess?



What the hell does he need to confess? Is going on internet risk a sin now?
Anyway; you'd thing verbal self-flagellation wouldn't take so long...


meh...no idea what he does in his spare time, so i couldn't tell you his sins...he probably had dirty thoughts about me or something... :lol:
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Neutrino wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
I'm not saying its a wrong religion or anything if it works for you thats great but doesn't that sound more like a spiteful child than a supreme benevolent being? "You didn't believe in me and despite any good things you may have done burn for eternity"


I've been saying that all along. If god were truely benevolent then he (interesting that god is always portrayed as male, isn't it... :roll: ) would have gotten rid of this entire planet with all it's suffering and woe and just elevated everyone to heaven, where we could be hapy for all eternity.

Answer: God is a malicious bastard.


Life is supposed to be a test, you can't just be thrown into Heaven without earning it. Or something. Everyone should just worship the Spaghetti monster.

Anyway, what has this got to do with spam?
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Skoffin wrote:
Neutrino wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
I'm not saying its a wrong religion or anything if it works for you thats great but doesn't that sound more like a spiteful child than a supreme benevolent being? "You didn't believe in me and despite any good things you may have done burn for eternity"


I've been saying that all along. If god were truely benevolent then he (interesting that god is always portrayed as male, isn't it... :roll: ) would have gotten rid of this entire planet with all it's suffering and woe and just elevated everyone to heaven, where we could be hapy for all eternity.

Answer: God is a malicious bastard.


Life is supposed to be a test, you can't just be thrown into Heaven without earning it. Or something. Everyone should just worship the Spaghetti monster.

Anyway, what has this got to do with spam?


this isn't just about spam...its a conversation thread, where we come to hang out...thats the only good spam...things like 'spam' are not good spam...
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Skoffin wrote:
Neutrino wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:
I'm not saying its a wrong religion or anything if it works for you thats great but doesn't that sound more like a spiteful child than a supreme benevolent being? "You didn't believe in me and despite any good things you may have done burn for eternity"


I've been saying that all along. If god were truely benevolent then he (interesting that god is always portrayed as male, isn't it... :roll: ) would have gotten rid of this entire planet with all it's suffering and woe and just elevated everyone to heaven, where we could be hapy for all eternity.

Answer: God is a malicious bastard.


Life is supposed to be a test, you can't just be thrown into Heaven without earning it. Or something. Everyone should just worship the Spaghetti monster.

Anyway, what has this got to do with spam?


I have no idea. This is slightly-more-intellectual-than-average spam, so I assume that makes it Ok.
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