Ask The Love Doctor

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:07 am

Is Norse in the alley with his mac on again? Please! You ladies don't want to go back there - it's not for the faint of heart.

hulmey · Post by **hulmey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:57 am

yo uare truly sick Ghoul..Its not even funny.

My friend works at the hospital taking xrays and he has seen batteries and even mobile fones up a MANS arse

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:04 am

b.k. barunt wrote:Is Norse in the alley with his mac on again? Please! You ladies don't want to go back there - it's not for the faint of heart.

Only because as soon as i've finished, you jump out of the shadows and finish them off.

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:59 am

Hitman079 wrote:clapper, did you anticipate no one would ask you seriously for advice, or, at least publicly? or no?

this thread was obviously set up for fun..as a joke.. :roll:

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:10 am

hulmey wrote:yo uare truly sick Ghoul..Its not even funny.

My friend works at the hospital taking xrays and he has seen batteries and even mobile fones up a MANS arse

. . . well your typing just made me a little bit sicker

and those are the people who are too stupid to get those things out. Don't stick it up there unless you have a big bottle of lube and know what you're doing. . . . or have no shame to admit you stuck it up there when you get to the hospital

who knows you might pick up a friend there :twisted:

hulmey · Post by **hulmey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:26 am

we got a famous english saying " any hole is a goal"

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:06 pm

hulmey wrote:we got a famous english saying " any hole is a goal"

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:46 pm

hulmey wrote:we got a famous english saying " any hole is a goal"

is it a hard goal for you to reach? I mean, do you guys like work at it or something?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:59 pm

That's why we need some more fillies like you in england golem, easy and disposable meatholes.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:44 pm

great display of your natural charm right there norse.

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:41 pm

Norse wrote:That's why we need some more fillies like you in england golem, easy and disposable meatholes.

and thats the glory of the interwebs. See, you see easy meathole, when in reality, I could just be a cock tease

but you see. . . I have probably got to your 'goal' more than you have :lol:

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:42 pm

I scored a goal today

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:37 am

isnt it a little early for hockey? :roll:

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:46 am

Especially when he's playing against himself.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:54 am

GolemGhoul wrote:
Norse wrote:That's why we need some more fillies like you in england golem, easy and disposable meatholes.

and thats the glory of the interwebs. See, you see easy meathole, when in reality, I could just be a cock tease

but you see. . . I have probably got to your 'goal' more than you have

sure, strap it on and call me mandy....or something.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:58 am

The1exile wrote:great display of your natural charm right there norse.

hulmey · Post by **hulmey** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:38 am

In england we gang bang cock teasers......

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:45 am

hulmey wrote:In england we gang bang cock teasers......

in america we have to take them to a dinner and a movie first or some shit like that. . . hush money favors. 'But he/she/it was soooo nice to meeeee!'

hulmey · Post by **hulmey** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:06 pm

i'll be nice to u as well...now get on your hands and knees

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:22 pm

Is it okay to date more than one woman at a time? What about sleep with more than one at a time? What if they aren't woman and are instead sluts?

Whats the best way to get a 3 some going?

Will I get dumped if I do the Flaming Dragon?

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:03 pm

bedub1 wrote:Is it okay to date more than one woman at a time? What about sleep with more than one at a time? What if they aren't woman and are instead sluts?

Whats the best way to get a 3 some going?

Will I get dumped if I do the Flaming Dragon?

lmao
bed your such a male (slut) err umm stud

yes..yes....umm refuse to answer.. and ask wicked...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:04 pm

This is why the whole christian philospiphy is wrong.

So they stay cellibate until marraige, marry someone, then find that they are frigid, baggy-fannyed and dont like being whipped/slapped about in the sack/ up the wrong-un etc. etc.

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:26 pm

bedub1 wrote:Is it okay to date more than one woman at a time? What about sleep with more than one at a time? What if they aren't woman and are instead sluts?

Whats the best way to get a 3 some going?

Will I get dumped if I do the Flaming Dragon?

oh btw what is a flaming dragon? :shock:

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:36 pm

I would think the best way for a 3-some would be ..umm this would be too r-rated!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:24 pm

Ok right, real one for you now.

Imagine you've got a girlfriend, and she's cool and everything, and she's hot, and she's pretty damn good in the sack. But she's got these two friends, and they're both really hot. In different ways, and for different reasons; and not necessarily hotter than your girlfriend, but hot for quirky unusual stuff. Stuff like having breasts the size of small basketballs, or being able to put their legs behind their head without snapping sounds coming from their hips, that sort of thing.

Anyway, you get on really well with both of them, and they both flirt a fair bit with you. Your girlfriend is great in bed, and the sex is still good; but you feel like a bit of innocent carefree no-strings-attatched fun, which involves putting your wing-wang in and out of her two best friends for a few hours, and perhaps a little bit of spanking.

In other words, what you really want is a threesome; but the kind of threesome that doesn't involve your girlfriend, and does involve her two best friends riding your penis until they scream with delight.

How do you manage to score a massive night of three-in-a-bed passion but still keep your girlfriend so that you can go back to a stable relationship the day after?

For bonus points: how do you do it without your girlfriend losing her two best friends?

For even more bonus points: how do you co-ordinate it so that at least one best-friend's 'bonus tunnel' is utilised for the purposes of your sexual gratification.

This is of course purely hypothetical and it's not even for me it's for my friend who I told about this thread and who would like to know but only hypothetically.