Collige Dick tates that there is a Dog!!!

thegrimsleeper · Post by **thegrimsleeper** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:02 am

That's right, in collige we learn the theory of devolushun is the reason for people being so retarded and self-centered these days, the reason for partisanship, the reason why stupid people come into forums and make stupid polls so they can argue and be stupid. Also in krixtin collige we learn of the existance of the one true canine, and if we do not feed him his milkbonz he will become cross and bite us.

it's all in the good book, people! verse and chapter please!

i love been ignint!!!

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:16 am

Good, cause you are.

thegrimsleeper · Post by **thegrimsleeper** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:02 am

Here I am trying to have a nice discussion about Dog and here you are trying to phux it up...

The Maul Heighty Canine teaches us to lie down and roll over!! He does not teach us to question, or to berate, but rather, to retrieve, and to be adored!!!

That, and to clean up after him when he marks his territory on a busy sidewalk.

Acropolis · Post by **Acropolis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:17 am

Good on ya, all hail the Maul Heighty Canine. I needed a laugh, and remember boys and girls, life is fun most of the time, and if it isn't, make it that way.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:17 pm

Now don't confuse the magical being Dog with this impostor!

Dog shamans around the globe follow and worship the One True Dog, not this false milkbone of an idol!

[[dissolves into laughter]]

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:03 pm

Someone start a thread about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true god.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:16 pm

You're a Pastafarian too?

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:17 pm

ohh wow i thought i was the only one!!

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:19 pm

Nope, I became one a while ago... kingwaffles is one as well! There was a thread ages ago, dunno if it's still around...

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:22 pm

wow sorry i missed that one

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:35 pm

your all wrong the true gods are shaq god of vegatables, gondi god of war, and james brown god of everything else.Then the god of gods is bum bum bum
DILBERT THE ENGINER.

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:48 pm

Nah I'm not pastafarian, my ex-bf was always going on about it though

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:55 pm

ALL HAIL SHAQ GOD OF GODS

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:56 pm

Phate wrote:Nah I'm not pastafarian, my ex-bf was always going on about it though

did he ever complain about the hulk look too

...lol

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:20 pm

****scans the thread of false idols and the mocking of God, shakes his head and walks out of the thread****

Acropolis · Post by **Acropolis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:24 pm

hey none of these idols are false, they are all real idols, so what if you beieve in Shaq (who is just a demi-god) compared to Dog?

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:07 am

Acropolis wrote:hey none of these idols are false, they are all real idols, so what if you beieve in Shaq (who is just a demi-god) compared to Dog?

It's all false!!! LIES UPON LIES!!!

*holds hands over ears and chants loudly* LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:09 am

well marik, I see learning HAS taken place! lol

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:10 am

jay_a2j wrote:well marik, I see learning HAS taken place! lol

Yes, I am adopting the "ignore the truth and it will go away method" popular with evangelicals.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:42 pm

I found a thread Caleb forgot to bump before.

daddy1gringo · Post by **daddy1gringo** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:04 pm

I heard that if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic, you get someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:57 pm

True!

Shouldn't you be working on a reply to disassemble my attempts at proving you wrong in the universal good/evil thread that has now turned into a discussion about universal truth? ;)

daddy1gringo · Post by **daddy1gringo** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:24 pm

MeDeFe wrote:True!

Shouldn't you be working on a reply to disassemble my attempts at proving you wrong in the universal good/evil thread that has now turned into a discussion about universal truth?

I am. Had to back off and simmer it on the back burner for a while. Too many points that interrelate. Ranblin'. Gotta get it concise and to the point. Patience.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:27 pm

daddy1gringo · Post by **daddy1gringo** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:19 pm

MeDeFe wrote:'k

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Collige Dick tates that there is a Dog!!!

I LIKE DOG

Collige Dick tates that there is a Dog!!!