Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:09 am

Granted, but she files a lawsuit against you and you cannot go closer then 3000 ft to her.

I wish I had Halo 3 right now.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:14 am

granted but some lunatic destroys all the video game systems in the world (including yours) and now the game is useless.

I wish for super powers.

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:23 am

granted, but your only superpower is that you can poop more than the average person. and you have no control.

I wish I had x-ray vision

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:25 am

granted, but you give yourself cancer from all that radiation.

I wish there was no more emo music

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:30 am

granted, but then the world turns happy and everyone dies

I wish I could read super fast

Gilligan · Post by **Gilligan** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:32 am

Granted, but you can't read.

I wish I could be ruler of the world

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:36 am

granted, but everyone hates you and kills you

i wish school didnt exist

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:37 am

Granted, but then the inhabitants of the world emgirate elsewhere so you end up being ruler of nothing.

I wish I could play drums better.

Edit: doh, fastposted.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:00 pm

Granted but now there are no drums for you to play.

I wish everyone admired me.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:51 pm

Granted, but then they grow bored with you and you fall into a pit of obscurity.

I wish I had a box to kick...

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:14 pm

Granted, you may now kick yourself in the ballbox.

I wish I could star in my own hit sci-fi series.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:19 pm

Granted, but it's only a hit for the first episode, the show gets canceled after the 3rd episode, and you die in misery.

I wish I could play guitar

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:32 pm

granted though you play it rubbishly

I wish for a cold pie

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:35 pm

Granted, but you break your teeth on it.

I wish I had some ramen

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:41 pm

Granted but it's too hot and it scalds your mouth.

I wish that spamalot would die.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:40 pm

granted but they revive them selves
I wish for knowledge

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:42 pm

Granted, but you kill yourself for knowing things you weren't supposed to.

I wish I had a wish.

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:45 pm

granted but you have to give it to somebody else

I wish that I was not hungary

Daring Overlord5 · Post by **Daring Overlord5** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:53 pm

granted, you are now forever thirsty

i wish that i won the superbowl (and then went to disney world)

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:02 pm

Granted, but you got lawsuits pressed against you and you spend life in jail.

I wish for a straw

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:04 am

granted, buy you cant use it to jack off so you kill yourself

i wish school was only 2 hours a day

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:06 am

Granted, but you are stuck in school for the rest of your life.
I wish I had premium legaly.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:09 am

granted, but CC shuts down

I wish I had a real leg

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:17 am

Granted, but you get AIDS from it and die.

I wish I had misterman's box...

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:19 am

Granted. It falls onto your head and kills you.

I wish I had telekinetic powers