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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of
Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the
swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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A blonde is walking through the woods when she comes up to a river. She sees another blonde on the opposite bank and yells across to her, "Heeeey!" The other blonde yells back, "Heeeey!" The first blonde then asks, "How do you get to the other side?!" The second blonde looks around for a moment, then replies, "You ARE on the other side!"
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you weren't supposed to respond :x

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This blonde chick was walking across the street.


So I raped her.
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A blonde girl has sex with diego.
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kwanton wrote:This blonde chick was walking across the street.


So I raped her.


Kwan was rapeing a blonde chick


So I raped them both.
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I see a rape threesome being consumated in the street so I run them all over and while there dying rape them
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Please stop joking about rape :roll:
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Skittles! wrote:Please stop joking about rape :roll:


I could easily respond to this with a skittles being raped joke but I won't cuz ur a cool guy :wink:
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kwanton wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Please stop joking about rape :roll:


I could easily respond to this with a skittles being raped joke but I won't cuz ur a cool guy :wink:

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Skittles! wrote:
kwanton wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Please stop joking about rape :roll:


I could easily respond to this with a skittles being raped joke but I won't cuz ur a cool guy :wink:

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Three blonds walk into a building. You've thought the third would've noticed.
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A blonde opened up a box of Cheerios and said:
"Oh look! Doughnut seeds!!"
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Lol, I caught onto that one first time

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One day, a group of blondes decided to play hide and seek. 50 years later someone opened up the closet door and a couple of skeletons fell out.
"Eh, whatever."
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
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