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Michelle wrote:No, they did. :?

Jerks :twisted: lol

I used to have fun finding my ex's porn especially on the computer. I'd make a folder on his desktop and label it 'You are a filthy pig' lol Once I pasted pictures of my face on all the chicks in a magazine I found just a joke. I just did those things to let him know he needs to hide his shit alot better or put down the skanks and get in the bedroom hahah


Lol thats funny.

I consider myself a fairly basic bloke. I want sex, food, alcohol, sport, strategy games, a 4wd to go out bush, and enough money to make all the former possible - and i know i would rather be shagging a woman than watching a porn - can't say i look the other way when a good looking naked woman appears on TV and such, but i've never needed to invest in porn magazines or movies.

And a woman who is keen in the sack will give a bloke nothing but herself to think about.

Doesn't surprise me that there are plenty of porn freaks out there, and the internet would probably be the biggest culprit, but alot of men don't need that to be happy.

Maybe your attracting the wrong kind of man?
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Post by Itrade »

Here's another question:

What do girls think about male masturbation?
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joecoolfrog wrote:
Bit of a leap to suggest that all users of porn are sexually inadequate,many would simply consider it an aphrodisiac in the same vein as oysters,beer or cocaine. I would recommend all three whilst perusing the latest copy of big jugs monthly, no stopping you for 3 weeks after that lot :lol:


good post!
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Itrade wrote:Here's another question:

What do girls think about male masturbation?


Even more to the point.

What do girls think about me masturbating right now? Do they think i'm a bad, bad boy?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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My GF watches porn with me... It gets us hot sometimes. She also watches it when she wants to masturbate.

Not all women are the same.

We have sex at least 5 or 6 times a week, and to think she still likes to masturbate is a great thing. I don't care if she watches it.

And, sometimes, when she is having her period or when one of us goes out of state for a few days on business or school, masturbating is essential. Why not have some smut to get off on?

We actually buy the movies together, because I hate internet porn.
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Post by Norse »

Bloody hell nark :shock:

That post made you sound semi-normal :lol:
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Norse wrote:Bloody hell nark :shock:

That post made you sound semi-normal :lol:


Eh... I'm not, but thanks... 8)
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wicked, s.xkitten, life-saver, michelle, etc.
We all think they're girls, and they say they're girls, but that doesn't mean they are girls.
They could all actually be 43 year old fat men from Croyden.
Or aliens.
Whichever is the most plausible.
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Minister Masket wrote:wicked, s.xkitten, life-saver, michelle, etc.
We all think they're girls, and they say they're girls, but that doesn't mean they are girls.
They could all actually be 43 year old fat men from Croyden.
Or aliens.
Whichever is the most plausible.


No, I can vouch that Wicked is a woman. The rest, you are right.
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Which? Aliens or fat men?
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Minister Masket wrote:Which? Aliens or fat men?


would it matter either way?
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And there was me thinking you were sensible G.T
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Minister Masket wrote:And there was me thinking you were sensible G.T


and whose to say im not?
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got tonkaed wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:And there was me thinking you were sensible G.T


and whose to say im not?


I think you are quite sensible.
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Anarkistsdream wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:And there was me thinking you were sensible G.T


and whose to say im not?


I think you are quite sensible.


so do i....and so do i....

im not gonna lie, doing some research into a storyline for that game might make me a little less sensible by the time its all over....theres some weird things on that internet.
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Minister Masket wrote:wicked, s.xkitten, life-saver, michelle, etc.
We all think they're girls, and they say they're girls, but that doesn't mean they are girls.
They could all actually be 43 year old fat men from Croyden.
Or aliens.
Whichever is the most plausible.
you forgot *shudders* skoffin
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That's what the "etc" is for deary.
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