WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:49 pm

No no. You were supposed to ask: "Why the clown?"

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:51 pm

but I hate clowns

ok

"why the clown?"

If the response is coz im killing you I will go ape

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:52 pm

See! You asked about the clown, but not about the tens of thousands of Jews!

No-one cares about the Jews

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:54 pm

why the jews??

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:55 pm

Ask Hitler.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:59 pm

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:03 pm

thats hilarious :lol:

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:53 pm

anybody on??

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:21 pm

2 more games and im off till im winter

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:39 pm

hello

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:48 pm

cena-rules wrote:thats hilarious

QFT

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:49 pm

Iliad wrote:
cena-rules wrote:thats hilarious

QFT

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:49 pm

wah, rofl mm good one

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:55 pm

There isnt a smiley to represent how much Im alughing right now!!! :lol:

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:56 pm

the phrase is

"no hay emoticon que describe como yo siento"

I think...

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:57 pm

That was so funny. Silvery stuff

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:02 pm

hey peoples, i'm not going to be on for a while tonight. . . maybe later. not that any of you really give a shit about me

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:07 pm

The Weird One wrote:hey peoples, i'm not going to be on for a while tonight. . . maybe later. not that any of you really give a shit about me

Nope

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:49 pm

hecter wrote:
The Weird One wrote:hey peoples, i'm not going to be on for a while tonight. . . maybe later. not that any of you really give a shit about me

Nope

tee hee tee hee

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:03 pm

For the longest time, I've been waiting for the longest time.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:39 pm

that is the MOST ANNOYING SIG that I've ever seen :evil:

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:41 am

BLAM O.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:12 am

Is that Sylvester?

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:02 am

hecter wrote:
The Weird One wrote:hey peoples, i'm not going to be on for a while tonight. . . maybe later. not that any of you really give a shit about me

Nope

Hey I do!

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:14 am

The Weird One wrote:that is the MOST ANNOYING SIG that I've ever seen

I've seen worse but that does rate pretty high up there