WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

soundout9 · Post by **soundout9** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:36 pm

hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:Hey hector if your the spam king why cant i just join with your permission?

Because I can't edit the first post.

OOOOO i see....dang

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:37 pm

jnd94 wrote:"Sympathy for the Spammer" adapted from the Rolling Stones "sympathy for the devil" by Jnd94

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
Ive been around for a long few months
Stole many a newbs soul and ego
And I was round when king hecter
Had his moment of greatness and brilliance
Made damn sure that Vincent
Washed his hands and wrote it down (In the first post)
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around the cheese thread
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the OP and his followers
Wicked screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a knight's rank
When the deletings raged
And the bodies stank, of spam
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your mods and flamers
Fought for ten days
For the lack they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the multis?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
And I laid traps for mods
Who get killed before they reached my thread
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you, ewbie
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every mod is a criminal
And all the spammers saints
As heads is tails
Just call me hecter
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some fun
Use all your well-learned techniques
Or Ill lay your thread to spam, um yeah
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me kitten, can ya guess my name
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre a spammer!
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me, kitten, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

Nice.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:38 pm

put it with music :!:

and it's great.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:40 pm

if you were around in my time, you will understand the song...and yes, the music does go great with it

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:33 pm

anybody home?* knocks on walls*

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:36 pm

*jumps out of wall and punches jnd*

*jumps back in wall*

Skoffin · Post by **Skoffin** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:43 pm

Yarrrrr

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:45 pm

life's a bitch :cry:

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:03 pm

g'night/morning peoples

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:04 pm

The Weird One wrote:life's a bitch

f*ck...yes...

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:08 pm

what's your reasoning right now.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:11 pm

kramsey got three years probation...

and thats it...

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:12 pm

sounding like an idiot: who's kramsey?

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:15 pm

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... ight=katie

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:31 pm

what'd he do to get three years probation :?:

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:36 pm

threatened to kill me

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:44 pm

you've got good reason then. . . no restraining order???

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:06 am

There is a restraining order..

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:12 am

but won't you be long gone before three years?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:21 am

Beast and the Harlot.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:22 am

the who and the whatnow?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:24 am

Avenged Sevenfold. or A7X

Woo woo woo.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:26 am

my brother has one of their newer CD's... which apparently sucks compared to their old ones

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:26 am

I have.. City Of Evil and Waking The Fallen.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:35 am

don't know if those are newer or older, nor do I know which one my bro has