toothache

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:50 pm

my f... wisdom teeth are budding out and it hurts like hell. i just guzzled a pint of herb-moonshine to dull the pain. any suggestion what else to do?

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:52 pm

Well, I could shoot you in the head, or chop off your legs with an axe.
Either way, your teeth will be the least of your worries!

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:53 pm

you can get a cream that will numb the tooth. Well in britain you can

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:57 pm

I find his avatar amusingly ironic. Yes I do.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:58 pm

Minister Masket wrote:I find his avatar amusingly ironic.

so do I

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:59 pm

Minister Masket wrote:I find his avatar amusingly ironic.

i was aiming at that with this avy.

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:00 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Well, I could shoot you in the head, or chop off your legs with an axe.
Either way, your teeth will be the least of your worries!

i was thinking of something less radical like pull the tooth out with a pair of pliers - the problem is i can't find a decent pair in the house.

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:02 pm

cena-rules wrote:you can get a cream that will numb the tooth. Well in britain you can

in here we don't have dental creams we fix all aches with 70% alcohol.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:03 pm

Simonov wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Well, I could shoot you in the head, or chop off your legs with an axe.
Either way, your teeth will be the least of your worries!

i was thinking of something less radical like pull the tooth out with a pair of pliers - the problem is i can't find a decent pair in the house.

You could try the ol' "tie tooth to doorknob with string and slam door shut" routine.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:05 pm

Simonov wrote:
cena-rules wrote:you can get a cream that will numb the tooth. Well in britain you can

in here we don't have dental creams we fix all aches with 70% alcohol.

I can verify that fact: I used moonshine also when my wisdom teeth were growing, when I sprained my knee all three times, when I got really high temperature...

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:16 pm

Can't help. I'm also British, and have a very stand-offish relationship with my teeth. If they don't bother me, I don't bother them.

Even though I haven't visited a dentist for 12 years, it's worked fine so far.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:19 pm

That's odd. I edited my two most recent posts, and only one shows the proof that I did.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:35 pm

IBUPROFEN.

But you're the pharmacist. YOU TELL US!

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:49 pm

My suggestion is large doses of Tetrahydrocannabinol

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:08 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:My suggestion is large doses of Tetrahydrocannabinol

That's actually pretty good advice.

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:14 pm

Brush your teeth?

Or do something which takes your mind of it, 360, football, reading, sleeping,

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:42 pm

btownmeggy wrote:IBUPROFEN.

But you're the pharmacist. YOU TELL US!

true, but i avoid any synthetic drugs in long circles. use them only as a last resort. only thing i use is CAFFETIN which is btw illegal in some western countries because of too high level of codeine contained (it is only analgetic which contains a narcotic!)

it makes me feel so good...
pulsing headache cure nmb. 1 by me. it actually works by constricting blood vessels in the brain at least the coffeine component does...

more info on caffetin:
http://www.alkaloid.com.mk/content.php? ... &from=left
http://www.caffetin.com.mk/html_en/defa ... id=1&box=1

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:53 pm

Wisdom teeth hurt when they come in? I thought they only hurt if you pull them out...I guess I just lucked out then. :lol:

riggable · Post by **riggable** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:28 am

smoke pot, eat ice cream. sleep.

WHen i got my wisdom teeth out i followed this simple 3 step process and it was fantastic. I want them to get removed again.

skulkrinbait · Post by **skulkrinbait** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:00 am

Simple, go to the dentist and have them removed. Problem solved.

I had all 4 of mine done at the same time about 10 years ago, under a general anasthaetic and although my gums bled for about 48 hours afterward, it was a good long term plan.

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:13 am

skulkrinbait wrote:Simple, go to the dentist and have them removed. Problem solved.

I had all 4 of mine done at the same time about 10 years ago, under a general anasthaetic and although my gums bled for about 48 hours afterward, it was a good long term plan.

i went last year and said to him to remove them. then he sent me to take Rontgens shots of my teeth and after i brought them back he said we need to let'em grow for at least a year... :cry:

they are too deep to be extracted yet...

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:18 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:My suggestion is large doses of Tetrahydrocannabinol

must keep my head clean. though tempting. i use(d) this one only for recreational purposes...

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:24 am

btw it stopped today. i must visit my dentist soon but he can't get me an appointment in suitable time. i'm every time at my faculty when he has a free spot...

damn faculty...

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:26 am

Get another dentist?

joecoolfrog · Post by **joecoolfrog** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:31 am

Moonshine is good but sadly over time will rot your teeth enamel,gums and brain :cry:

Best natural remedy is oil of cloves incidently