Who masturbates ???????????

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:51 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

Dude, the same thing happened to me! Happens to me a lot, actually...

I'm always spraying my load on your moms face, it seems. Ah well, what can you do? She seems to like it, at least.

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:52 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

dude that almost happened to me...scares the shit outta me.

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:53 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

Thats Rick Dickulous

Heather1663 · Post by **Heather1663** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:18 am

Who doesn't?

I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion.

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:58 am

Heather1663 wrote:Who doesn't? I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion.

thats the way!!

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:31 am

Heather1663 wrote:Who doesn't? I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion.

That's GRRRRRRREAT!

You're Dad never caught ya, did he?

Heather1663 · Post by **Heather1663** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:54 am

Never while masturbating. Nearly haha, but I'm always super careful.

Though I have had unpleasant experiences with people walking in while I was uh.. busy with someone...

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:16 am

Heather1663 wrote:Never while masturbating. Nearly haha, but I'm always super careful. Though I have had unpleasant experiences with people walking in while I was uh.. busy with someone...

Hahaha.

eye84free · Post by **eye84free** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:25 am

Who masturbates
I Do
84% [ 236 ]
I Don't
15% [ 42 ]

Total Votes : 278

ok this tells me that people have alot of time on there HANDS!

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:26 am

Oh that was such a great pun!

Heather1663 · Post by **Heather1663** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:29 am

eye84free wrote:Who masturbates
I Do
84% [ 236 ]
I Don't
15% [ 42 ]

Total Votes : 278

ok this tells me that people have alot of time on there HANDS!

Well, it doesn't ask how often, so it might not be alot of time at all. Plus, some people might be faster than others.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:30 am

Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:34 am

Thats why they created the "Weekender"

36 hour boners. For people who don't need to go out.... ever...

Unit_2 · Post by **Unit_2** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:08 pm

Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.

does that mean you have one?

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:11 pm

Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
does that mean you have one?

Bit of a stupid question wasn't it.

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:29 pm

Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
does that mean you have one?

he doesnt

Heather1663 · Post by **Heather1663** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:51 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
does that mean you have one?
he doesnt

Err.. you would know this how?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:29 pm

everyone you've ever met masturbates.
including your parents, your special "nice", innocent friend, ron paul, the pope etc

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:30 pm

muy_thaiguy says he don't.

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:31 pm

Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
does that mean you have one?
he doesnt

Err.. you would know this how?

me and skittles...are, well what are we???

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:36 pm

Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
does that mean you have one?
he doesnt

Err.. you would know this how?

Skoffin likes to watch us all have big gay orgies in the esgoo si a !Skittels... Wait... the gesoo a is Skit!ttesl... No... the backwards one! You know... That forum. Ya... This is a bit creepy, isn't it? I think I'm going to go now... *slinks off*

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:41 pm

hecter wrote:
Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
does that mean you have one?
he doesnt

Err.. you would know this how?
Skoffin likes to watch us all have big gay orgies in the esgoo si a !Skittels... Wait... the gesoo a is Skit!ttesl... No... the backwards one! You know... That forum. Ya... This is a bit creepy, isn't it? I think I'm going to go now... *slinks off*

it goes deeper than that, there is msn, and myspace...

ill shutup now

*slinks off with hecter*

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:25 pm

I like it.

Wow, I need to stop posting in here.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:59 am

suggs wrote:everyone you've ever met masturbates.
including your parents, your special "nice", innocent friend, ron paul, the pope etc

RON PAUL!!!!!!!

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:53 am