best and worst pick up lines

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:55 am

targetman377 wrote:guy; i have a magic watch that tells me thing right now it says your not where any underwar1!

Girl responds: underwear*

guy: sorry

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:57 am

"Yes, I've already registered in this city."

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:07 am

"Would you like to see a 1 eyed snake?"

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:06 am

Hello there. You're cute. :3 Would you like to get to know each other? *waits for rejection :< *

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:31 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:"Yes, I've already registered in this city."

Haha best one since the chloroform one. +1 to you sir.

-TG

Nola_Lifer · Post by **Nola_Lifer** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:03 pm

I usually just tell them that my penis taste like butterscotch. If they say they don't believe me, well there is only one way to find out.

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:22 pm

"You should let me toss your salad..."

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