your shoes are bolted to the hill and thus you can't turn around and I Pyro once again, come up behind someone (you), and Call of Duty 4 style, knife someone (you) in the heart
I use my knack to "unmake" your call of duty style knife. You fall down in grief sobbing like a little baby. One tap of my boot and you roll down just like Jack. Jill, desperately lonely after losing Jack, finds you and, now that you are no longer carrying that big scary knife, and being touched by your childlike fragile state, procedes to fornicate your brains out until you don't know where you are, or where the hill is.
I remove the illusion charm from your eyes, whereupon you realize the corpse you have shot 40,000,000 times and kicked for good measure is in fact, your childhood pet, Wiskers the cat. Grief stricken, you try to shoot yourself, but you are out of bullets. In an act of kindness, I give you cartridge, but, alas, you put barrel in mouth, pull trigger, and - it's a blank. You die of heart attack.
I get several hundred people to sing annoying songs to disturb you. You get so annoyed that you have to go down the hill to the store and get ear muffs. My Hill!
Not my style. I simply wait for Borox to be consumed by his megadeus. Then I retake the hill... but wait, nobody got rid of the singers, and it's just so awful I can't take it - even with the earmuffs. I find joodoo's long lost twin brother, also named joodoo, and get him to tell the singers to stop. Whereup, in gratitude, I give the hill to him.
I come back and both of you are struck down with meteors. I wait for the hill to cool down before calmly walking up. In an act of compassion I bury what is left of both of you in a nearby graveyard.
My hill
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
but little do you know that while you were burying them, I snuck up the hill and created a foxhole, so when you're back was turned I...........came up behind you and, Call-of-Duty-4-style, knife you
MY HILL!
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