king of the hill

[borox0]

I stand up and push you off.

My Hill

[animorpherv1]

you fall into a lake, and drown

MY HILL

[PyroKid55]

I whip a 100 mph shot at you with my lacrosse ball and send you flying into the lake from which you just sent someone, and if any of you guys are looking for a hole in my plan, the ball bounces off your head and comes back into the mesh of my lacrosse stick

MY HILL!

[militant]

I place a knife in your heart.

My Hill.

[animorpherv1]

I shoot you


MY HILL

[militant]

I shoot you

My Hill.

[animorpherv1]

You get arrested for shooting me, and you get life sentence in Maximum security, and then I recover and go back to the hill


MY HILL

[militant]

I hire someone to hill from inside my prison cell.

My Hill.

[animorpherv1]

I kick that person, and he rolls down the hill

MY HILL

[borox0]

I come up and behead you.

My Hill

[animorpherv1]

my headless body trips you, then puts my head back on My hill!

[gdeangel]

Hearing of your miraculous head re-generating feats, you are thronged by zealots and hangers-on who ceaseless prod you for the meaning of life, to cure to their ailments, pleading for spiritual salvation, and begging you to tell them the name of the next American Idol contestant to be kicked off. Try as you might to manage the situation, you finally become overcome of being constantly bombarded by questions, and decide to end it all by removing your head (again). Whereupon, your would be followers, thinking that you were a false prophet, burn your corpse and scatted the ashes to the four winds.

... but I'm still not going near that freakin' hill -- even though I bid at auction for it against Lack (my plan had been to lease it out as an absentee owner) -- so the hill goes to...

[borox0]

Me because I pay you 30 bucks. The real estate value goes up and I sell it for far more to...

[animorpherv1]

Not only can I put my head back on, I never die, so I take the hill from you

MY HILL

[gdeangel]

Well Voldy, you may never die, but there's not much you can do without a body... and I destroy your seven Horocrux's and you turn into a flayed trash-can baby stuffed under the bench at Kings Cross. Leaving the Hill once again ownerless... until...

[borox0]

I come and take it again for free. I transform into a robot.

My Hill.

[militant]

I remove your batterys

My Hill.

[bryguy]

i put borox batteries back in


borox hill


i go work on my sig

[militant]

I kill bryguy and decapitate borox0.

My Hill.

[animorpherv1]

I regenerate in front of your eyes, you get so freaked I get the hill

HY HILL

[gdeangel]

Yes - the sight of a dead flayed baby regenerating from out of thin air would be pretty freeky.

Fortunately for you, the kind souls at the Church of the Ungodly Lord of Wrathful Foregiveness find you and place you in with a loving family comprised of Tom and Mary Forthright who take you in, being that they are without children of their own (Mary was secretly a man in her past life and therefor lack the necessary parts to conceive a child). Unfortunately, the family dog, Fido, cannot resist the tasty aroma of your flayed skin and eats you, whereupon you possess Fido's body and are so content being a creature that can lick its own private parts, you live the rest of your life happily as the Forthright's pet, occassionally going for a walk to the hill where you leave little doggie presents for the new owner ...

[animorpherv1]

I bite the new owner so hard he goes to emergency.

MY OWNER'S HILL

[borox0]

I robo-regenerate. I summon Jackie Chan then Jackie Chanifies you and gives the hill to me.

My Hill.

[gdeangel]

Jackie Chan is indicted on animal cruelty after a full press public opinion campaign by PETA for Chanifying a dog. The Forthrights attempt to reclaim the hill from you, but are too frightened to confront a massive robot until one day you slip on a doggie "biscuit" left from the previous owners and your main drivetrain gets dislocated so you can't move. The Forthrights reclaim the hill and leave your paralyzed robot body on the lawn as a memorial to Fido, and there is much pidgeon crapping on your head...

[animorpherv1]

I don't die, I said that, but I come back to life as a lion, and I guard the hill from all intruders

NEXT PERSON'S HILL