Post-Apocalyptic Mafia - Town Wins! [Archive]

[Mr. Squirrel]

I'll claim if thats necessary for anyone to make a decision, just as long as we get the claims out quickly since the deadline is a couple of days away. However personally I see our only way forward is to follow the plan and vote Iliad.

Yes, claim. I don't like at all how you are discouraging us claiming. So you can go first.

[jeraado]

I'll claim if thats necessary for anyone to make a decision, just as long as we get the claims out quickly since the deadline is a couple of days away. However personally I see our only way forward is to follow the plan and vote Iliad.

Yes, claim. I don't like at all how you are discouraging us claiming. So you can go first.

I'm not discouraging claiming, I'm just encouraging it to be done fast if its going to happen. I'm certainly discouraging reaching the deadline.

Back in my days I was just an old man - I didnt know who I was and didnt have any abilities. Over time (I assume some nights) I've gained some abilities.
I learnt my name (yes, Bear Grylls), gained the ability to vote, and gained bulletproofness. Judging from the role PM I would assume there may have been more abilities to come. Commander pointed out that skoffin hadn't always followed the PR (starting each post with "back in my day"), and in fact I've missed it a few times as well, so it looks like I'm stuck as basically a BP vanilla townie.

That was me in the night scene. To answer Iliad's question, no I didnt pass on bulletproof - I can't. If you read the scene, I covered the body with my jacket, which the abomination was using to follow my scent. Im pretty sure thats just flavour to indicate the BP.

[TheSaxlad]

As I have a double-vote that should be a lynch.

[Iliad]

As I have a double-vote that should be a lynch.

If that is the case, and sax has just hammered me without waiting for the rest of the players to keep discussing I would like the rest of you to notice that, as well as how he's been gunning after me without discussion today.

[TheSaxlad]

Actuallyz we knewz about my double votez and Jeraado in that case hammeredz you not mez.

Get your facts rightz ja?

[Iliad]

Actuallyz we knewz about my double votez and Jeraado in that case hammeredz you not mez.

Get your facts rightz ja?

The vote count specifically states that 1 vote is against me, and your double vote hasn't been applied yet. So no this is still you trying to hammer me and end day as quick as possible. Interesting how your defense is that you at beast just put me at -1, without warning anyone, for basically the entire day while trying to hurry the lynch.

[TheSaxlad]

perhapz youz can satifiez yourselfz wiz de fact dat if you arez the abom we win, if yourz not i diez.

[Iliad]

perhapz youz can satifiez yourselfz wiz de fact dat if you arez the abom we win, if yourz not i diez.

I like how you keep trying to silence me.

Regardless I've shown how my lynch is quite likely going to lead to a lose for town.

[Commander9]

Day 8 Lynches:

Iliad (3) - Saxlad, Jeraado, ???.

With 5 alive, 3 need to lynch.

This is a lynch. (Don't expect soon as I'm leaving very, very soon).

[Mr. Squirrel]

...

[Commander9]

Scene coming a bit later today.

[Commander9]

A shadowy figure, covered in a trenchcoat was slowly moving towards his lair... Not since radiation deformed him has he been able to get any rest. Never sleeping, never laying down, never having a chance to contemplate what or how this happened... Always at move, always trying to... kill. The lair was not too far away, but he heard footsteps behind him.
“Your trenchcoat, give it to me, now!”
"Don't try this... or you may die."
"Do zit! Comon, do zit now!" - Arnold yelled.
"This end nows" - Johnny Morales popped out from a corner with M-16. "It's over now."
A full carabine came out, but the fiend was still standing.
"If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Arnold started yelling like someone, which was deep, deep inside, tried to come out to surface.


Sort of like this public masturbator trenchoat...

"Once there had been a tale... of a person who was well-known, admired by many, hated by few, but respected by all. Now, however, there's nothing left - no name, identity, character... just a lust for flesh. And that was the undoing. There aren't many of us left and there's plenty of work left to be done, but the future is bright and I know that we'll repopulate the world... someday" Bear Grylls put down the last words in his diary before packing his bags and heading out to search for a new adventure...


You... don't want to know.

Iliad, radiated fiend, has been lynched on day 8 - TOWN wins!

[Haggis_McMutton]

Nice work Commander.

And congrats town

[Haggis_McMutton]

Also, nice gambit iliad, had us fooled for most of the game.

[jeraado]

Well played Iliad, I think your ruse had us fooled until the very end. And great modding commander - I really enjoyed the scenes. Any chance you'll post the role PMs?

[edocsil]

Yeah. I really thought the scum had it a few days back, and them wham bam, we all died.

I was fuming watching you guys deliberate. I had figured it out a little while ago. Would have died of shame if you all hadn't got it in short order too.

[Haggis_McMutton]

prediction:
It's gonna be a bitch to judge the balance of this game.

[Commander9]

Yup, I'm about to post it - give me a bit of time

[Commander9]

Now just figure how to transfer my excel file so everyone could see (for all the night actions and mod notes)... till I do that, these are the role PM's.

Justinassss

You are Jesus Angel Carlos Salcido - the Town's Priest.

Background: Jesus has always been one one of the most devoted Christians anyone has ever seen. He always thought that the best way towards salvation was helping others and that's why he learnt and practised medicine. Just as he was about to be promoted in Vatican hierarchy, the world went crazy. Pain, sorrow, death on every corner - Jesus couldn't watch that and he decided to leave the sacred City. Just as he left Rome with a ship, after a long day he went to sleep... and when he woke up, he was in an abandoned city with a lot of unknown people... He was confused and afraid, but decided to do same thing as he was doing before - to help people.

Abilities: You can heal up to 2 people during night.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: You win when all threats to the town have been removed.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

vioiet

You are Tom Cruise, Head of the Scientology Church.

Background: Tom Cruise has been one of the most revered and successful actors in Hollywood for quite a while, but then he saw the light, the truth and joined in to the truth as a new warrior for truth - a scientologist. Sadly for him, the church was in a complete mess when he woke up one day - body guards were gone, the streets were full of dying people and all kinds of abominations. The only way out of this mess is to show the world truth and that's what Tom will do!

Abilities: Show truth to one individual a night.

Requirements: At least one post during the day have to make absolutely no sense. (Preferably, at least 5 lines long.)

Victory Conditions: Every survivor who's convertable has to a Scientologist.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

Saxlad

You are Former USA President Arnold Schwarzenegger (causation of the Apocalypse)

Background: Arnold's Presidency didn't go quite as well as he had planned - in fact, it was nothing like it. Not only did he pretty much single-handedly destroyed the world, he never managed to give birth either. While surviving from all kinds of humans and fiends wasn't much of a problem, his guilt feeling was eating him inside. Arnold knew - he had to fix the damn mess.

Abilities:
1) Unlynchable.
2) Have 2 votes instead of one.

Requirements: You can't use regular proper-gramar language. Every post in this thread has to look like this: Luk, I Arnie Swazrger and I wil win dis becuz I haz to.

Victory Conditions: You win if all threats to town have been removed or you have found a way to deal with this apocalypse.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0
 

Campin

You are Haris Pilton - Mafia Guard

Background: Haris never had a good life - all of the people he knew always made fun off him. One day, when he was 15, he gave an oath that no one will ever make fun of him again. When Apocalypse broke out, Haris was having a time of his life - he finally got a chance to repay all of those bastards who made fun of him! One of such beatings led him to a man called Stephen Hawking - a man that Haris started to admire straight away and has sworn allegiance to him since.

Abilities: You may protect one person a night.

Requirements: None.

Your Mates: Edocsil, TA1LGUNN3R, /.

Victory Conditions: You win if mafia win make up at least 50% of population and all of the threats have been removed. Also, in order for you to win, Edocsil has to survive.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

aage

You are Mr. T - Mercenary from A-Team

Background: Once a part of the mercenary group called the A-Team, Mr. T has since lost all of his comrades. He still pities all of those fools sometimes, but they had it coming with their party at Tom Cruise's house... Apocalypse didn't hit him out quite as bad as people might have expected - he's still the good ol' same Mr. T.

Abilities:
1) Bulletproof
2) You may guard one person per night.

Requirements: You have to pity at least 3 fools each day (the context and the way it is said doesn't matter, as long as the concept and words are still the same).

Victory Conditions: All threats to town have been removed.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

slash

You are Al Bundy, Pinnacle of Manhood - Mafia Charmer

Background: Al Bundy was a high school football superstar, but then got married and had 2 wonderful children... Except life was horrible for him. With zombies eating Peggy alive and the children nowhere to be seen, Al took off for the better life. Since that, he has regained form, looks and the brains and now there are barely any ladies that could resist him. Life was his for the taking! He even formed a gang of his sorts and all was going well, until he met Stephen Hawking, who... stole his gang and became the leader. However, he's about to learn - no one messes with Al Bundy!

Abilities:
1) Becomes the Godfather, when Stephen Hawking (edocsil is dead).
2) May investigate any lady in the game and if he finds her, he'll be able to seduce her. By seducing her, he learns almost everything about her role.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: Stephen Hawking must dead, Mafia must be at least 50% of population and all threats to them have to be removed.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

Safari

You are Harris Locke - Former S.W.A.T. Researcher

Background: Harris has been one of the brightest S.W.A.T. agents in a long time - everything he done hinted to perfection and class. His career was clearly on the rise and nothing was to stop him from becoming the the Supreme Commander of S.W.A.T. - except for a bunch of mutants and zombies, which invaded the base. Only he and Johnny Morales survived... Harris has sworn that he shall not rest until the abominations will be cleared and world will be at peace again.

Abilities: You may choose any of these two during the night. (If you're inventing/researching something, it takes a space of action until it is done or cancelled)

1) Make a new protective-vest which can withstand one bullet (or kill attempt)
2) Investigate a person to find if there's anything fishy with him.
3) Contact any person in a game without revealing your identity.
4) Start inventing a new gun which could go through any armor for killing. (4 days)
5) Start researching of how the Apocalypse happened and if there's any way to fix this mess. (4 days)
6) Leave a note which would be revealed when you die. There are limitations. (1 day)

Requirements: None.

Your mates: Mr. Squirrel.

Victory Conditions: All threats to have been defeated.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

Mr. S

You are Johnny Morales - Former S.W.A.T. Hitman

Background: Johnny has been an elite member of S.W.A.T team for a while - there was no other more experienced member in the whole in the art of taking out opponents in various ways. He's been the right hand of S.W.A.T.'s Supreme Commander for a while and everything was perfect... except for a bunch of mutants and zombies, which invaded the base. Only he and Harris Locke survived... Johnny got out of the base and hurried home as fast as he could, but it was no use - his family was chewed when he got there. After that Johnny flipped and started killing any fiend or person who got in his way. His soul shall not rest until his vengeance will be satisfied.

Abilities: You are bullet-proof for one night and you are able of killing at night.

Requirements: None.

Your mates: safariguy5.

Victory Conditions: When all threats to town have been neutralized.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0
 

edocsil

You are Stephen Hawking - Mafia Grandfather

Background: Before the Apocalypse, Stephen Hawking has probably been the most intelligent person on Earth - yet he never got enough recognition. He even warned people to not elect Mr. Arnold as the President, but no one listened to him yet again. When Apocalypse started, Stephen wasn't too surprised... or displeased. "Finally those fools will get what's been coming to them" - with thoughts like these and swift recruitment, he quickly assembled a small, but yet a deadly force to finish those remnants of humanity that survived.

Abilities: You are the leader of Mafia, but due to your limitations and age, you are not bullet-proof. You may communicate with your goons at night to find out their abilities and discuss your actions. Each night you will send a name of person you want dead. Any investigations will say that you are innocent.

Requirements: None.

Your mates: /, campin_killer, TA1LGUNN3R.

Victory Conditions: Mafia has to equal 50% of population and all of the threats have to been defeated.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0
 

skoffin

You are Old, Insane, Nostalgic Man

Background: There's not much tale to tell here - first there was a man, booming, strong and able in mind and body... but then something happened. Perhaps, just maybe, he will recover...

Abilities: You have no votes and no powers.

Requirements: You are supposed to start any post that you make with "Back in my days..."

Victory Conditions: You win if all threats to town have been rendered obsolete.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

streaker

You are Richard Dawnkins - Atheist Leader

Background: Richards Dawnkinds has been one of the most famous and influential Atheists of his time. When the apocalypse came, he didn't believe it was God's vengeance, but merely a few misunderstandings. Surprisingly managing to avoid any threats, he found the biggest settlement and started revealing the real truth to all the men and women.

Abilities: Show truth to one individual a night.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: Every survivor who's convertable has to a Atheist.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

herk

You are Ann Vicious - Werewolf

Background: Ann Vicious has always been a nice kid and one of the nicest girls anyone would ever meet. Her life was glamorous and happy - she had it all: luxury, loving husband, lovely kids, true friends, bottomless happiness... But all of that ended with the Apocalypse. She was near one of the main centres of radiation - what was formerly called Alabama. Ann survived, but she turned into a freak... And everything that she had disappeared with that... Now, barely surviving, Ann just wishes for more people like her... or none at all.

Abilities: You may either kill one person a night OR infect a person, who would turn into one of your kind in 2 days.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: Werewolves have to be the only survivors.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

iliad

You are Deformed, radiated fiend

Background: Once, you have been a well-known person, admired by many, hated by few, respected by all. Now, however, there's nothing left - no name, identity, character... just a lust for flesh.

Abilities: You may kill one player a night.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: You must be the last survivor. Nothing else can survive.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

naxus

You are Jessica Righteous - Head of leftovers of Christian Church

Background: Jessica was never one with a lot of understanding towards others. There was Jessica's truth... and that was it. The Apocalypse only strengthened her feelings towards God and self-righteousness. She know was sure that she was Emisary of God and that only she can save all the helpless souls.

Abilities: Show truth to one individual a night.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: Every survivor who's convertable has to a Christian.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

tg

You are Jennifer Jones - Mafia Goon

Background: Jennifer Jones has never been more than an average girl: average name, average brain, average looks, average skills, average life. Before the Apocalypse, she was just another girl working in another cubicle and spending her days wondering where did she go wrong. The Apocalypse, however, changed all of that - she survived and learnt how to survive. Slowly, she has started to develop skills that would help her survive and reach the top. Furthermore, she met a man of her dreams - Al Bundy. She would not give him away.

Abilities: You may talk during the night with other mafia members.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: The Mafia must occupy at least 50% of population and all the threats have to be eliminated.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

haggis

You are Hippie Dude

Background: Before the Apocalypse, Hippie Dude has only been known as The Dude, although the legend says that his name was Lebowski. Hippie Dude had big plans and even got a great new rug, but then it happened... Zombies, mutants, gangs... It wasn't easy to survive for him, but always knew the answer to any question. Besides, it's much easier to survive when you don't have to worry about anything and you can just fly away...

Abilities: You have stored enough "stuff" for your lifetime - each night you may give some of the "stuff" for someone else. If they do get some, they forget anything else is happening and do nothing that night OR you can use it on yourself and forget about worries of life at that time. If you do that, you will just go back, use some "stuff" and nothing will happen to you.

Requirements: Any time you talk with someone, you have to refer to them as “man” or “dude.”

Victory Conditions: You win if you survive and all the threats to town have been eliminated.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

Medefe

You are Alexander the Great - Conqueror of the World

Background: Alexander was probably the best general that the world has ever witnessed - the world was at his feet, but due to poison, he died before he managed to have some fun with it. After the Apocalypse, somehow, he has return and he seeks world domination once more.

Abilities: You have minions that can kill anyone you deem necessary to kill.

Requirements: You have to use the word conquer at least 3 times a day.

Victory Conditions: You win when you've conquered the world or when all threats to town have been eliminated.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

jeraado

You are Carlos Mencia - Comedian

Background: Carlos Mencia, a Comedian, has been revered by some for his ways of truth telling and hated by many for the way he acquired his jokes. Life was well... Until the Apocalypse came from out of the corner. Carlos barely survived, but a portion of population blamed him that his bad jokes had caused the Apocalypse.

Abilities: You may tell one person jokes whole night - he won't be able to do anything else that night.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

thezz

You are Herk the Man - Internet Surfer

Background: The Herkman or Herk the Man wasn't all that remarkable before the Apocalypse - spamming the internet on his free time and at work, he spent his days by the computer. When Apocalypse came out, he applied the skills he had learnt on the computer in real life - Halo and ConquerClub were indeed extremely useful. Herk was constantly tracking down threats and providing the information to the S.W.A.T. teams and hired guns. However, one day, when he came back, the computer... it was gone. He waited for 3 weeks, but nothing happened and he joined a group of people with the hopes of survival... and getting back his compputer.

Abilities: None, until you get computer access.

Requirements: You have to make at least one ad hominem per day.

Victory Conditions: You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

Additional Notes: You really jeraado and you think he's a liar.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

fuzzy

You are Jack Merchant - Jack Of All Trades

Background: Jack Merchant, just as his name would tell someone, was a successful business man. He wasn't the most orthodox one and wasn't afraid sometimes to do something that would help him... or hurt his opponents. All was going down well, until, one day, a fiend broke into his office and the place a complete mess. Jack easily killed him with his shotgun, but when he saw a swarm of others coming, his rational part of brain worked and he ran. Fast. Really fast. Jack barely survived, but he's certain that he won't be giving up yet and that he'll reconquer the life that was taken from him.

Abilities: Each night you may use one of these actions (once you've used it, you can't use it anymore)

1) Use your sniper rifle to kill someone.
2) Shield someone with your riot shield.
3) Use secret hideout and avoid anything happening to you. (all actions taken against you will come out as void)
4) Track someone with your night-vision and see what they've done that night.
5) Sacrifice your good for the one of the people's and absorb all actions into yourself.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Additional Notes: You really jeraado and you think he's a liar.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0

fir

You are Joe Average – average man.

Background: Joe Average has always been an average man: average height, average looks, average brain, average home, average wife, average life. The Apocalypse gave him a chance to step-up and emerge as someone, but he didn't take it. Joe Average is still average.

Abilities: None.

Requirements: None.

Victory Conditions: You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

Additional Notes: You really hate jeraado and you think he's a liar.

Confirm in this thread - http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 92&start=0]

[pancakemix]

Screenshot.

This was fun to watch at the end even though I had no clue what was going on at the end. It was also hilarious.

[strike wolf]

Even with a loss great fakeclaim by iliad...if there had been even just one more inhuman character he may have gotten away with it.

[Commander9]

Screenshot.

This was fun to watch at the end even though I had no clue what was going on at the end. It was also hilarious.

I really don't want to post ~ 4 screens

[TheSaxlad]

I vin jaz? Myz predictionz aboutz iliad ver right ja.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! take dat iliadz.

[Mr. Squirrel]

Ok I'm confused. How did iliad know that herk was the werewolf? His role pm says nothing about it.

[Commander9]

Ok I'm confused. How did iliad know that herk was the werewolf? His role pm says nothing about it.

Day 2 scene - he attacked Herk on night 1, but Herk was protected by aage

Funny fact - both abonimation and werewolf were almost always protected