castle time

[Strife]

*eats 1/2 bread*
*returns to blacksmith and recieves previously payed for armour*
Aha Nes I thougth you had died.
Have a sword.
*hands nes my iron sword*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

[NESconqueror]

*eats 1/2 bread*
*returns to blacksmith and recieves previously payed for armour*
Aha Nes I thougth you had died.
Have a sword.
*hands nes my iron sword*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

I must thank you for the sword.
*Hands over his axe*
I feel you are worthy of it...
Now the way we must goahh!!! *Trips on trap door*
Who would leave a trap door out in the open like that in a blacksmith? *Opens it with no hassle* If it opened like that, then there might be things living in it... so let us be cautious in this.
Inventory:Iron Sword (E), Shirt (E), Pants (E), 4 dried meat
3 days until forced eating.

[Strife]

Woah, thats bad luck...
*Helps nes out of trap*
Hmm, looks like something might live down their, as you said.
* Stares into the abysal dungeon*
Hmm...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

4 days

[dominationnation]

Hmm. I think Im gonna play this game

I create a time machine and kill everyone and take everything. I now own everything. Then I eat

inventory:

everything

[Strife]

* throws nes's axe into dom's head*
Don't spam this!

~Not an actual game related post~

[dominationnation]

* throws nes's axe into dom's head*
Don't spam this!

~Not an actual game related post~

Its not spam. Its to prove how stupid it is. You could post anything you want.

[Strife]

* throws nes's axe into dom's head*
Don't spam this!

~Not an actual game related post~

Its not spam. Its to prove how stupid it is. You could post anything you want.

Please don't play if you'r gonna be a jerk. If you wanna be in this game seriously than by all means, keep with the story.

~This is like writing a neverending story book.

[Iliad]

This is worse than peasant a game of life. AHh the memories

[NESconqueror]

*Lights fragment of wood*
Let us decend into the labyrinth... I got a feeling there is some good loot in there.
*Begins descending into the trap door*
Ok... maybe the torch was unnecessary as the way down is the ONLY dark spot... It looks to be a dungeon of sorts complete with the pile of bones to make a skeleton... and the monstrous prisoners that want to grab us... either way, let us continue onward...
Forced to eat in 3 days.

[Strife]

*Following Nes I see dozens of rotting corpses*
Ew, what happened here...
*One of the caged people yells*
HELP US!
*I Look at him, I continue to follow Nes*
I have a bad feeling bout this, hopefully the rest of our group get here...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

[NESconqueror]

*Following Nes I see dozens of rotting corpses*
Ew, what happened here...
*One of the caged people yells*
HELP US!
*I Look at him, I continue to follow Nes*
I have a bad feeling bout this, hopefully the rest of our group get here...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

I hope so too... these skeletons make me uneasy...
*Skeleton puts self together!*
AGH! *Swings his sword and knocks it back down*
That was too close for comfort... must be some evil spells here... But somehow there is another stairway up and out of this dungeon that we should see after we find some kind of thing in the cells to release the prisoners that still are alive and well. *Enters the last cell*
An empty cell save for a treasure? Either it is a freebie or it is a trap...
*Door begins shutting*
OH NO YOU DON'T! *Jams sword to keep door open to open chest*
Cool! A key. Probably to help us free the prisoners and more.
New inventory: Key
3 days to eat
3 days left

[Strife]

*Kicks door*
Hmm, I hope the sword doesn't break...
*Door begins to open*
Huh?
*A light can be seen coming from the side*
Somethings coming...
???: No! NO! NO! Please NO!!!!!!!!!
*whispering voice*
What was that?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

2 days

[NESconqueror]

*Heads out of jail cell and takes his sword*
Sounds like a priisone being taken to the execution rooms above... unfortunately, there is only one flight of stairs for us to go up to continue on with.
2 days to go before forced feed (4 dried meat)

[Strife]

Then, let's go.
*winks*
If some one gets in our way we kill them.
*Takes black sabre in one hand and Nes's axe in the other*
Which way is it?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

1 day

[NESconqueror]

This way... *Points to furthest jail cell where a stairway is at to the upper way*
Upon arrival to the stair flight:
Let us move up the stairs...
After 2 flights up:
Interesting... the way in is not the way out... but we seem to be in a museum...
2 days left before meat eating

[Strife]

*breaks block of cheese in half, me and nes set to 5*
Hmm...
*looks around*
Where to next?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

[NESconqueror]

*breaks block of cheese in half, me and nes set to 5*
Hmm...
*looks around*
Where to next?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

We best be cautious of anything wierd... *Hears a dropping sound* AGH! *Barely avoids falling tridents*
What a devious trap that was... I guess this is the museum of the living... *Hears the tortured yells of the prisoner as he meets his doom a floor above us*
This place is giving me the jumpy mood here... *Statue # 2 jumps out of its platform and begins attacking*
*Swings sword to hit the rock man*
Oh man... take cover!

[cena-rules]

*wakes up to see himself robbed of everything but sword pants shirt cape Akira and her pounch containing 100 spare gold and bread*

*eats bread then goes to a different town*

Inventory

Akira, sword, 100 gold, shirt, pants. cape, Akiras pouch

[Strife]

*breaks block of cheese in half, me and nes set to 5*
Hmm...
*looks around*
Where to next?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

5 days

We best be cautious of anything wierd... *Hears a dropping sound* AGH! *Barely avoids falling tridents*
What a devious trap that was... I guess this is the museum of the living... *Hears the tortured yells of the prisoner as he meets his doom a floor above us*
This place is giving me the jumpy mood here... *Statue # 2 jumps out of its platform and begins attacking*
*Swings sword to hit the rock man*
Oh man... take cover!

Woah!
*Cuts rock mans left ankle off*
S#1:Brother! ARGH!
*Statue # 1 come to life along with 3 and 4*
Damn...
Behind you Nes!
*I throw Nes's axe at the back of S#3's head, its stuck*


inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

4 days

[NESconqueror]

YEOW! *Does a back flip and grabs his axe to swing at the legs of the others*
DIE YOU STONE MEN! *Stone guard 3 throws a bolo boomerang toward our direction*
Take cover! Boomeranging bolo coming! *Jumps bolo and breaks the third man to bits*
*Fourth man leaps and causes a hole in the ceiling to form above us*
*Fourth man is unable to move from his foolish action*
3 days remain until meat

[Dancing Mustard]

I rise from the slime-covered grotto in which I have been hibernating.

During the day I go to the woods and lay traps. I catch three children, one of them a midget, one of them a Thai-Prostitute.

In the dead of night I go to Jeffonfire's log cabin. I have with me a picture of a strangely familiar Thai-Prostitute and a staple-gun.

I staple the picture of the prostitute to Jeffonfire's chimney.

I begin to staple the soft parts of my lips to the top and bottom of my tongue, while I do this I intimately interfere with myself. My hands make a regular rasping sound as they slide across my genitals. I can taste the blood in my mouth from the staple cuts.

I continue this process for several minutes. I gurgle with pleasure and rub myself faster before letting out a long, low, agonised moan as I reach the crescendo of climax.

The night is silent once more, save for the gentle dripping as my semen runs from Jeffonfire's roof and into his home's guttering.



I'm spent.



Inventory: One 'slime'-covered grotto, one healthy child, one midget child, one Thai-Prostitute below the minimum age of consent, one staple-gun, one picture of aforementioned Thai-Prostitute, twelve silver shekles.

[Strife]

*stabs remaining stone man*
Now, where were we...
*looks around*
Hmm... A tiger statue, maybe we shouldn't go that way...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

[NESconqueror]

*stabs remaining stone man*
Now, where were we...
*looks around*
Hmm... A tiger statue, maybe we shouldn't go that way...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

It looks like we have one other choice then... the sewers... *Takes a whiff* And I smell odors of disgust there... Heads, We enter sewer, dragons we fight tiger. *Tosses coin up*
3 days until forced devouring.

[Strife]

*the coin flips through the air and hit's the ground and falls into the sewer*
-_- Can you see what it is?
*Looks down*
Damn...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

2 days

[NESconqueror]

*the coin flips through the air and hit's the ground and falls into the sewer*
-_- Can you see what it is?
*Looks down*
Damn...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 1 wolf meat, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

2 days

very dark down there, and I hear running water which is not a good sign...
*Goes in sewer and sees the coin on dragons*
Looks like we take the granite tiger... GATORS! *Smacks one away from me with sword*
Back off you lizard! *Climbs out and clogs the sewer gate*
We know now that gators are worse than tigers...
I also saw the sewer was quite long with no real bridge to pass the water or even a ferry man...
2 days until meat used.