C.C - TOFU vs the Legion [25-15] [Final]

[DAAAAAAANG]

I really hope this challenge is epic after the 10+ pages of smack in this thread.

[chemefreak]

Pre-war goes to The Legion...sorry about the farming We have discussed it, and we think we are just going to go ahead and report ourselves in the C&A Forum In all seriousness...the best part is...they went first...on Doodle...hehehe...they played a good game...we just had one round of good rolls, and that kills you on Doodle...plus, trap is in finals right now, so I think we were only playing 2 1/3 players

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Oh, and WOO FUCKING GOO!!!!!!

[jcstriker]

Interesting new image you have below your sig there Dai-atan. It looks ike a horse with a corkscrew in its head.

I don't like THOTA but I do like wine - it's very apt

Enjoy your weekend folks - look forward to our rendezvous next week.

yeah after killing ID we took to wearing them as a trophy, ull see a little TOFU beside it once we win this war

[Dai_atan]

Interesting new image you have below your sig there Dai-atan. It looks ike a horse with a corkscrew in its head.

I don't like THOTA but I do like wine - it's very apt

Enjoy your weekend folks - look forward to our rendezvous next week.

yeah after killing ID we took to wearing them as a trophy, ull see a little TOFU beside it once we win this war

says striker matter-of-factly.

[Lubawski]

I really hope this challenge is epic after the 10+ pages of smack in this thread.

I think when the games start the chat will go silent.

[chemefreak]

I really hope this challenge is epic after the 10+ pages of smack in this thread.

I think when the games start the chat will go silent.

Um, don't count on this...

[TheSpaceCowboy]

Legion are a spirited bunch. While I think that TOFU will take this one, I must say that I admire Legion for something they did in their home CLA match with us. They sent us 8 random games.

I mean, I saw this as a bare knuckled street brawl. . .a man up challenge. . . .and I never really got to tell them how cool I thought it was, so here you go. . . .I don't know that I would advise it here, but it was really cool when you did it the first time.

Good luck to both sides in this. . .love the smack talk . . . .

[Dai_atan]

Legion are a spirited bunch. While I think that TOFU will take this one, I must say that I admire Legion for something they did in their home CLA match with us. They sent us 8 random games.

I mean, I saw this as a bare knuckled street brawl. . .a man up challenge. . . .and I never really got to tell them how cool I thought it was, so here you go. . . .I don't know that I would advise it here, but it was really cool when you did it the first time.

Good luck to both sides in this. . .love the smack talk . . . .

Thanks Space We had fun, even if we didnt take you down in that round xD

While I'm not at liberty to discuss game strategy or the bribery of admins to make sure we get perfect dice against tofu, I can tell you that we are not planning on going ALL random against TOFU but who knows, maybe we will do a little :$

[jcstriker]

Legion are a spirited bunch. While I think that TOFU will take this one, I must say that I admire Legion for something they did in their home CLA match with us. They sent us 8 random games.

I mean, I saw this as a bare knuckled street brawl. . .a man up challenge. . . .and I never really got to tell them how cool I thought it was, so here you go. . . .I don't know that I would advise it here, but it was really cool when you did it the first time.

Good luck to both sides in this. . .love the smack talk . . . .

the clan league was a fail for us. we underwent a huge restructuring of legion during the clan league and hv now settled to find our feet and are a lot more dangerous now. the issues legion faced during the clan league kept us outta clan wars for about a year.
in fact iv been a legion member for just over a year and the O&H clan war was the first clan war legion hv had since i became a member. We will go good in the next clan league, but first things first, We will take down TOFU

[Culs De Sac]

I really hope this challenge is epic after the 10+ pages of smack in this thread.

I think when the games start the chat will go silent.

The games have started....For any TOFU member who thought that that so called match JP sent out was just for shits and giggles must be out his mother#uking mind...

ANYBODY HUNGRY?
Round 0- Goes to Legion... Let the stirfry begin B!+(#ES
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[jcstriker]

I really hope this challenge is epic after the 10+ pages of smack in this thread.

I think when the games start the chat will go silent.

The games have started....For any TOFU member who thought that that so called match JP sent out was just for shits and giggles must be out his mother#uking mind...

ANYBODY HUNGRY?
Round 0- Goes to Legion... Let the stirfry begin B!+(#ES
Game 6929077

ahh yes please id like some of that stir fry ur serving there culs. Wow that tofu looks like porridge man we musta really scrambled em up good in that pre war game, guess ill be feeding it to the dogs. but surely u cant charge for that TOFU? shit ur lucky im willing to take that shit on for free, sigh we gonna hv a lot to give away after this war, WELL TAKE PRE ORDERS NOW: stir fried TOFU anybody?

[chephren]

Legion are a spirited bunch. While I think that TOFU will take this one, I must say that I admire Legion for something they did in their home CLA match with us. They sent us 8 random games.

I mean, I saw this as a bare knuckled street brawl. . .a man up challenge. . . .and I never really got to tell them how cool I thought it was, so here you go. . . .I don't know that I would advise it here, but it was really cool when you did it the first time.

Good luck to both sides in this. . .love the smack talk . . . .

Nah ...they just gave up, Moe. It was laziness...couldn't think how to catch us out, so they went Random in all 8. Sloppy it was. The 6-2 score should have been 7-1. And it was only a few weeks ago so unless they've restructured in that time this challenge will be a horrible massacre. Any children present will need to avert their eyes.

OK...that should start things off again. I just read all 11 pages of this thread. it was getting far too civil for my liking.

I'm going back to my arable land now.

[chemefreak]

Legion are a spirited bunch. While I think that TOFU will take this one, I must say that I admire Legion for something they did in their home CLA match with us. They sent us 8 random games.

I mean, I saw this as a bare knuckled street brawl. . .a man up challenge. . . .and I never really got to tell them how cool I thought it was, so here you go. . . .I don't know that I would advise it here, but it was really cool when you did it the first time.

Good luck to both sides in this. . .love the smack talk . . . .

Nah ...they just gave up, Moe. It was laziness...couldn't think how to catch us out, so they went Random in all 8. Sloppy it was. The 6-2 score should have been 7-1. And it was only a few weeks ago so unless they've restructured in that time this challenge will be a horrible massacre. Any children present will need to avert their eyes.

OK...that should start things off again. I just read all 11 pages of this thread. it was getting far too civil for my liking.

I'm going back to my arable land now.

Don't you have some farming to take care of chephren? Game 4424818 Game 4890838 Of course, the elite farmers have plowed through thousands of cooks...but since you have played less than a 1000 games...well, I guess we shall just have to wait to see how green your thumbs get.

As for that last week, we were beaten, but we never gave up. The random maps were a challenge we wanted for ourselves. So you can shove "lazy" and "sloppy" up your fucking ass, chephren. Civil enough for you?

Thank you for noticing Cowboy. We were just trying to go out with our boots on

[Chariot of Fire]

I think we were the first clan to do an 'all random' challenge - a 24-16 win over the Dragoons (whose idea it was). It was a lot of fun actually, not having a clue what was coming up, and the selection of maps that were thrown up were all incredibly decent (no daft trips or quads on Doodle for example).

[chemefreak]

I think we were the first clan to do an 'all random' challenge - a 24-16 win over the Dragoons (whose idea it was). It was a lot of fun actually, not having a clue what was coming up, and the selection of maps that were thrown up were all incredibly decent (no daft trips or quads on Doodle for example).

I didn't know about that. That is pretty cool. Random really tests your ability to play as a team that is for sure. Of course, every now and then Doodle does pop up in a quad and that really sucks.

[chemefreak]

OMG!!! CLICK ON THE LINK...

[Chariot of Fire]

Haha, yeah. Some wag in THOTA (I think it was Incandenza) alerted us to this little game a while back.

You might want to get some practice in

[chephren]

Don't you have some farming to take care of chephren? Game 4424818 Game 4890838 Of course, the elite farmers have plowed through thousands of cooks...but since you have played less than a 1000 games...well, I guess we shall just have to wait to see how green your thumbs get.

As for that last week, we were beaten, but we never gave up. The random maps were a challenge we wanted for ourselves. So you can shove "lazy" and "sloppy" up your fucking ass, chephren. Civil enough for you?

Thank you for noticing Cowboy. We were just trying to go out with our boots on

That's more like it chemo...sorry cheme....that's livened it up again.
As you can see I mentioned "Arable land"in my post... look it up on google or ask one of your classmates....a sly old reference to farming. I can poke fun at myself...can you?

You really got me there, must say. I feel aaaaaalll exposed.

Played less than a 1000 games - Guilty
Win percentage under 60% - Guilty
Ever played Cooks - Guilty
Ever learned new maps by playing low ranked teams ( like Waterloo Game 4424818) - Guilty

Interesting you have to go back a year ago to find a cook... I could probably have given you a more recent example if you'd only asked. A cook joined my game only the other week when a clan mate missed an invite. My we had some fun...

If we can't play cooks and we're not allowed to play only other high ranked players because that protects our ranks and is a "type of farming" (which I read in this great thread) then who should we play, oh wise one of 17 million games? I'm hanging on your every word.

Would love to chat more but the cows need slaughtering, chickens need schnitzeling and the barn needs fixing

Ps. The Old Farmers Union will win this by a country mile!
pps. dai_atan's version of Radiohead's "Freak" was the funniest thing I've read in ages...good work that man!

[Chuuuuck]

Haha, yeah. Some wag in THOTA (I think it was Incandenza) alerted us to this little game a while back.

You might want to get some practice in

Hurts my feelings. I was the first TOFU hunter out of the bunch!

[Chariot of Fire]

Was it you Chuck? I'm sorry mate - I knew it was some decent fellow.

[Chuuuuck]

Was it you Chuck? I'm sorry mate - I knew it was some decent fellow.

Well said.

Yes, I brought it up and then Incandenza got mad because he said he found it too and was saving it to use on you all later but I used it first!

[jpeter15]

If we can't play cooks and we're not allowed to play only other high ranked players because that protects our ranks and is a "type of farming" (which I read in this great thread) then who should we play, oh wise one of 17 million games? I'm hanging on your every word.

Legion's questionnaire to determine farming:

1) Have you ever played against a lower ranked player?
2) Have you ever played on a team with the same player more than once?
3) Do you play a certain map more often than others?
4) Do you have settings that you play more often than others?
5) Do you win more than 50% of your games?
6) Is your rank higher than that of any member of Legion?

If you have answered "YES" to one or more of these questions, then you are a farmer.

[ubcman64]

If we can't play cooks and we're not allowed to play only other high ranked players because that protects our ranks and is a "type of farming" (which I read in this great thread) then who should we play, oh wise one of 17 million games? I'm hanging on your every word.

Legion's questionnaire to determine farming:

1) Have you ever played against a lower ranked player?
2) Have you ever played on a team with the same player more than once?
3) Do you play a certain map more often than others?
4) Do you have settings that you play more often than others?
5) Do you win more than 50% of your games?
6) Is your rank higher than that of any member of Legion?

If you have answered "YES" to one or more of these questions, then you are a farmer.

Finally someone has put pen to paper on this matter. Thank you jpeter15 a.k.a. "Farmer Brown"

[Snowgun]

Farming alert !!!

snowgun

Over 20% of all games played are on Feudal or New World - yes....just two maps!

He's now busy ploughing in Poland.

The words 'copper' and 'kettle' spring to mind.

Ha

While your trolling maprank you should check out my relative rank on those maps buddy. Both above 0.95 relative rank. I just happen to like those maps, and I crush fucking officers on them.

Lets look at how you fair:

Feudal War Cook556 -756 46 from 105(44%) 67 Serial Killer (56%)101 Point Hoarder (0.693)

New World Cadet35 -135 9 from 19(47%) 18 Serial Killer (52%)19 Point Hoarder (0.737)

Ouch, you should do your homework before you get uppety.

[TheBro]

I hope you guys are this much fun after getting wiped out.