If I gave you.....game

MarVal · Post by **MarVal** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:09 pm

if i gave you eternal life....

I will be the player with the most played games of Conquer Club.

If i gave you my Clan Membership (De Veroveraars der Lage Landen clan) ...

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:11 pm

i would be utterly confused of what the title meant

if i gave you free death.....

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:17 pm

bryguy wrote:i would be utterly confused of what the title meant

if i gave you free death.....

...I'd wonder what the f*ck you were on about.

If I gave you AIDS...

william18 · Post by **william18** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:38 pm

I would laugh because you were told false things.

If I gave you a gyro(food).

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:27 pm

I might eat it
If I gave you a bucket of water

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:44 pm

I would drive up to Lake Lanier and pour the water into it.

If I gave you an ice sculpture of someone you disliked...

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:48 pm

I would melt it into that lake for ya :wink:

If i took you out to dinner and a movie

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:48 pm

...I would put it into a room next to Firestar (from Spiderman fame

If i gave you a frankly appraising grope...

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:51 pm

I would giggle like a school girl

If I gave you mandyb

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:55 pm

...I would treat her like a Queen

If I gave you my "Suggs Goes Butt Naked-'97" home film...

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:56 pm

I would post it on youtube

If I gave you twenty bucks

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:59 pm

I'd get 15 mins worth down the Docks with Big Bert.

If I gave you a ring that made you invisible, you would use it to...

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:00 pm

too many possibilities
what would you do

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:02 pm

Apart from the girls showers you mean?

Live secretly in Langley.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:03 pm

I'd use it to tap people on the back so when they looked around they wouldn't see anything. Then spread a rumor about invisible monkey ninjas. It would be completely insane and no one would believe it but it's just something I'd do.

If you could be anywhere in the world right now...

link_hyrule5 · Post by **link_hyrule5** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:21 am

I'd be behind your back w/ a hatchet

If I gave you the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything...

apey · Post by **apey** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:27 am

I wouldn't want all that
do you realize how many ppl would bug me for that kinda information
I mean really ppl would want me dead
I don't want to die
I am happy in my bubble
*curls up in the fetal position and begins to shake*
where is my bubble 8-[

If I gave you a prozac

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:30 pm

what the f*ck is prozac do???

if i gave you premium membership for a year

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:35 pm

id give it back cause i already have it

if i gave you a new life, with no memories at all and starting over again at age 1 second, you would...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:39 pm

Have no clue as to what happened.

If I gave you a futuristic weapon but it could only kill your favorite person in the world...

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:41 pm

declare you my favourite person in the world

if i gave you a samarai sword but you had to commit sebuku(sp)

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:47 pm

I would try to find a way to survive without my bowels.

If I forced you to act as a kamikazi...

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:49 pm

id be forced to

if you were in the twin towers and you saw a plane about to land and you were on the top floor

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:51 pm

I'd find something to use as a parachute, jump out, and hope for a miracle.

If you were on the plane that crashed into the first world trade center...

apey · Post by **apey** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:53 pm

I would wish I was the guy with a parachute

If I gave you a wedgie