Sorry folks, it's been a rough week and a half. Here we go:
[spoiler=PCM]Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=Falkomongo]The rainy time has passed, now is Sunny for York descendants[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=Funkyterrance]Most abduction cases involving "lost time" are considered by UFO experts as attempts by time travelling extraterrestrials to determine the cause of DNA damage to future humans caused by pollutants in the water supply.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=ManBungalow]Time-travelling aliens are directed into a position from which they might abduct a human. The aliens do so, and subject the human specimen to 'intense observation', before pulverising him in order to extract his DNA; thus giving the aliens a conclusive counter-creationist argument.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=TA1LGUNN3R]On 29 August, 2532 A.D., an alien spacecraft abducts a human, killing him and harvesting his DNA for fuel so that the spacecraft can continue on its way.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=Lemon020]On the 29th of August 2532 A.D. a man was abducted and given free reign to wander the spaceship to his hearts content. The human then fell into the engine core and the spaceship's Miles per Gallon where drastically improved, so the aliens resolved to use humans as fuel as to find a quick and efficient way home[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=rishaed]As an Alien race wipes out mankind they find a lone survivor. Tricking him into believing that they are friends they eject him into the local sun. However Returning to earth brings a whole set of new problems as only the aliens who found the iPod's are happy. Because of being attacked by local plant life trying to repopulate with them in the form of sperm, the aliens are wiped out to the point of extinction with only their empty space ship drifting aimlessly through outer space.[/spoiler]