WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Neutrino]

Yes, yes you do.
Now stop distracting me; I'm trying to read about the Napoleonic Wars.

Pfft. It's the holidays. Why are you doning what is essnetially school ork?

[pancakemix]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

[Skittles!]

Yes, yes you do.
Now stop distracting me; I'm trying to read about the Napoleonic Wars.

Pfft. It's the holidays. Why are you doning what is essnetially school ork?

I don't have holidays until another week, and I like readin this stuff, dude. I love History.

And to PCM, yes, I know he loses. I'm not an idiot.

[Neutrino]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

[Skittles!]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

[pancakemix]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

That was pretty dumb of him.

[Skittles!]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

That was pretty dumb of him.

Almost as dumb as Hitler.

[pancakemix]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

[pancakemix]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

That was pretty dumb of him.

Almost as dumb as Hitler.

Hitler was dumber. He stayed for 3 years.

[Skittles!]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

That kinda makes no sense.

[Skittles!]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

That was pretty dumb of him.

Almost as dumb as Hitler.

Hitler was dumber. He stayed for 3 years.

Hence why I said 'almost as dumb as Hitler'

[pancakemix]

PAGE 1400! W00T!

Excuse me.

[Skittles!]

PAGE 1400! W00T!

Excuse me.

Gross, magenta.

[Neutrino]

Yes, yes you do.
Now stop distracting me; I'm trying to read about the Napoleonic Wars.

Pfft. It's the holidays. Why are you doning what is essnetially school ork?

I don't have holidays until another week, and I like readin this stuff, dude. I love History.

And to PCM, yes, I know he loses. I'm not an idiot.

Ahh, the wonders of being in year 11 and/or Queensland.

An extra week off school

[Skittles!]

Yes, yes you do.
Now stop distracting me; I'm trying to read about the Napoleonic Wars.

Pfft. It's the holidays. Why are you doning what is essnetially school ork?

I don't have holidays until another week, and I like readin this stuff, dude. I love History.

And to PCM, yes, I know he loses. I'm not an idiot.

Ahh, the wonders of being in year 11 and/or Queensland.

An extra week off school

It's QLD, not that you're in Year 11. And you go back in 2 weeks, yes? I finish next week, and then get 2 weeks of holidays. So really, it makes no difference.

[Neutrino]

Yes, yes you do.
Now stop distracting me; I'm trying to read about the Napoleonic Wars.

Pfft. It's the holidays. Why are you doning what is essnetially school ork?

I don't have holidays until another week, and I like readin this stuff, dude. I love History.

And to PCM, yes, I know he loses. I'm not an idiot.

Ahh, the wonders of being in year 11 and/or Queensland.

An extra week off school

It's QLD, not that you're in Year 11. And you go back in 2 weeks, yes? I finish next week, and then get 2 weeks of holidays. So really, it makes no difference.

Dammit! I thought I gained some kind of holiday bonus because of my advanced intellectual capabilities

[Skittles!]

Yes, yes you do.
Now stop distracting me; I'm trying to read about the Napoleonic Wars.

Pfft. It's the holidays. Why are you doning what is essnetially school ork?

I don't have holidays until another week, and I like readin this stuff, dude. I love History.

And to PCM, yes, I know he loses. I'm not an idiot.

Ahh, the wonders of being in year 11 and/or Queensland.

An extra week off school

It's QLD, not that you're in Year 11. And you go back in 2 weeks, yes? I finish next week, and then get 2 weeks of holidays. So really, it makes no difference.

Dammit! I thought I gained some kind of holiday bonus because of my advanced intellectual capabilities

Uh, no. Just the stupid education system of the State of Queensland.

[pancakemix]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

That kinda makes no sense.

Ever heard of the 100 years war? And how long did it last?

[Skittles!]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

That kinda makes no sense.

Ever heard of the 100 years war? And how long did it last?

Indeed, I have, and it lasted for longer than 100 years. More like 114, or something like that.

[pancakemix]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

That kinda makes no sense.

Ever heard of the 100 years war? And how long did it last?

Indeed, I have, and it lasted for longer than 100 years. More like 114, or something like that.

116. And can you tell me what the 100 years war was about?

[Neutrino]

It wasn't really 100 years, because if they had fought constantly for 100 years, neither would have any soldiers left.

100 years of declared war, only a few years of actual fighting.

[Skittles!]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

That kinda makes no sense.

Ever heard of the 100 years war? And how long did it last?

Indeed, I have, and it lasted for longer than 100 years. More like 114, or something like that.

116. And can you tell me what the 100 years war was about?

-Sigh- The English Monarchy believed that they had significant blood relations with the French Royal family, and believed that the English should rule France as well as England. The '100' years war was a war that went on and off, as the different English Kings kept trying and trying to defeat the French, to which they almost suceeded.

Good enough?

[Skittles!]

It wasn't really 100 years, because if they had fought constantly for 100 years, neither would have any soldiers left.

100 years of declared war, only a few years of actual fighting.

As I pointed out with my post above, the war was actually on and off.

Pancake, I've read about it. And I have a pretty good memory with it.

[1st chair flute]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

That kinda makes no sense.

Ever heard of the 100 years war? And how long did it last?

Indeed, I have, and it lasted for longer than 100 years. More like 114, or something like that.

116. And can you tell me what the 100 years war was about?

France and Britan killing eachother for land for 116 years

[pancakemix]

Fine. Be that way. Napoleon loses, in case you're wondering.

Well, that's what you get for invading the largest country on earth with only a few hundred thousand troops, in the dead of winter.

Though, he did kill many, many people, and I like him for it. Those damn British though.. Always hated the French.

You can't let someone of after they try to claim your throne.

That kinda makes no sense.

Ever heard of the 100 years war? And how long did it last?

Indeed, I have, and it lasted for longer than 100 years. More like 114, or something like that.

116. And can you tell me what the 100 years war was about?

-Sigh- The English Monarchy believed that they had significant blood relations with the French Royal family, and believed that the English should rule France as well as England. The '100' years war was a war that went on and off, as the different English Kings kept trying and trying to defeat the French, to which they almost suceeded.

Good enough?

So the English claimed the throne of France?