Conquerclub Haikus

[scottp]

one hundred percent?
is it an honest measure
or rounding error?

[AndyDufresne]

For all those Players with Plugins out there...an homage to an old Beatles song:

Though your mind's opaque
Try thinking for your own sake---
Think for yourself dear.




--Andy

[AndyDufresne]

I can't let this die.
But really, maybe I should---
Wind always passes.

[10,000th post]


--Andy

[Dancing Mustard]

The game really sucks,
but the forums are awesome.
Welcome to CC.

[sailorseal]

I like CC ya
But this post is hard to make
But through it I shall

[a.sub]

Gibberish is cool,
It will make you feel special,
Shnoofendorlatchen

[Dancing Mustard]

"Suck my fresh shizzle"
Is what I would say to you
If you were a cat.

[Rocketry]

This is so hard
I could never write a poem
However hard I tried.

Rocket.

[john9blue]

This is so hard
I could never write a poem
However hard I tried.

Rocket.

That is apparent
by the way your syllables
are distributed.

[Georgerx7di]

This is so hard
I could never write a poem
However hard I tried.

Rocket.

That is apparent
by the way your syllables
are distributed.

Call the haiku cops
His lines are four seven four
Not five seven five

[Rocketry]

This is so hard
I could never write a poem
However hard I tried.

Rocket.

That is apparent
by the way your syllables
are distributed.

Call the haiku cops
His lines are four seven four
Not five seven five

Is that what a Hai-
ku is becuase I haven-
t a clue really.

Rocket.

[owenshooter]

once again, someone
has gifted me premium.
boycott over, thanks.

[Falkomagno]

This will be my try
Again, Because I
still don't get it

[demonfork]

This will be my try
Again, Because I
still don't get it

Not five seven five
pathetic, please try again
do you get it now?

[Falkomagno]

five seven five what?
syllables or another thing?
In english is hard

[natty dread]

First you must write five
and then seven syllables
then five, it's not hard

[natty dread]

Fog of war lifted
oh, miserable defeat
troops were in hiding

[Falkomagno]

Nuclear spoils.
Are a good improvement
I like to nuke

[natty dread]

Nuclear spoils. 4
Are a good improvement 6
I like to nuke 4

FAIL

[natty dread]

when you need a spoon
but life only gives you forks
you are going to fail

[Falkomagno]

Nu-cle-ar s-poils. 4
Are a good im-pro-ve-ment 6
I li-ke to nu-ke 4

FAIL

yes I know, but I
barely grasp sillables theory
But i want to learn

[happy2seeyou]

Been missing Haikus
Popped out a baby in June
It's good to be back.

[natty dread]

yes I know, but I 5
barely grasp sillables theory 9
But i want to learn 5

Nu-cle-ar spoils = 4
are a good im-prove-ment = 6
I like to nuke = 4

Syllables are based
on pronounciation, so
why not try again.

[Falkomagno]

that is what i needed
a so wise haiku teacher
to show me the way

[Foxglove]

that is what i needed
a so wise haiku teacher
to show me the way

Closer and closer
And yet, counting syllables
still eludes your grasp.