CC Excuses

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:48 pm

or just get a dildo and tell her do her own work

jk

truly_tasha · Post by **truly_tasha** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:22 pm

richardgarr wrote:Firstly, you need a second computer. Secondly, you need to get her hooked. Thirdly buy her an account.
Problem solved.

So that's why we got the second computer.... :-k

Roller Blades · Post by **Roller Blades** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:30 am

Instead of looking for more cover stories, perhaps you could reach an agreement with her over your gaming habits and agree to play X hours per week. Then there is no more need to be deceitful and less stress to the marriage.

72o · Post by **72o** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:46 am

Tell her it's porn.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:18 pm

"I'm stimulating the economy...in Canada. It's a global market, yeah?"

--Andy

Lucky6 · Post by **Lucky6** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:29 pm

i need to do kegel workouts.

L M S · Post by **L M S** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:02 pm

Roller Blades wrote:Instead of looking for more cover stories, perhaps you could reach an agreement with her over your gaming habits and agree to play X hours per week. Then there is no more need to be deceitful and less stress to the marriage.

Its all for fun my friend.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:57 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"I'm stimulating the economy...in Canada. It's a global market, yeah?"

--Andy

good one andy

mgconstruction · Post by **mgconstruction** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:59 pm

I simply say: I'm playing my games or working on my tourneys. Now go make me a sandwich wench & make it snappy!
<looking behind me> :lol:

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:01 pm

mgconstruction wrote:I simply say: I'm playing my games or working on my tourneys. Now go make me a sandwich wench & make it snappy!
<looking behind me>

*watching the news latter on that day* mgconstruction disapeared early today reports say they do not know where he is. he was last seen on his cumputer with his wife behind him

Lord and Master · Post by **Lord and Master** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:24 pm

I have this problem too, but deal with it in the off-handed way of most married men: "stop going on": "shut up": or the perennial favourite "stop f#*king moaning"...
We need to accept that if they didn't whine on about CC they'd only be whining about something else!
Marriage is about compromise, apparently, so I agreed to let my premium expire and only play in 4 games to appease her (even though I resent it deeply and miss the speed games!), did it work? Answers on a postcard to "Did it f#*k"

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:29 pm

"If I could get a warm and fuzzy feeling at home, I wouldn't have to get it at Conquer Club."

--Andy

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:32 pm

"It is not cheating -- it is a computer for christ's sake.

MrBenn · Post by **MrBenn** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:35 pm

"I'm plotting how to kill your mother - wouldn't it be great if she lived in Kamchatka?"

<nervously looks at the clock and heads off CC to do those chores that should have been done hours ago...>

Master Fenrir · Post by **Master Fenrir** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:52 pm

Tell her that during the holiday season, for every game you win, CC donates 5 cents to a starving child, and for every game you lose, CC kills a starving child. You really need to concentrate on your games until January.

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:45 pm

Be as good in bed as I am, and she will let you do whatever you want, whenever you want....well...except when its time to perform.

Georgerx7di · Post by **Georgerx7di** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:08 pm

Tell her that you are putting a plan in place to improve your relationship. Tell her that after all your research you have discovered that the less quality time that you spend together, the better you get along. Therefore, when you are on cc for hours, you're actually improving your marriage.

mgconstruction · Post by **mgconstruction** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:42 am

AndyDufresne wrote:"If I could get a warm and fuzzy feeling at home, I wouldn't have to get it at Conquer Club."

--Andy

Dako · Post by **Dako** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:49 am

Tell her you installed linux and you are trying to resize an image or make the sound work there.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:56 am

"Maybe if we had sex more often I wouldn't spend so much time on the computer..."

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:00 am

Just say "Honey, I'm looking at porn. For shame, don't question me".

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:12 am

"Go to dinner with your extended family? Hm. But why don't you ever want to have dinner with mine? Who cares if they are my Clan. They're not just my Clan!"

--Andy

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:18 pm

Just tell her "Im trying to conquer the world"

And if she tells "why don't we..." just reply "World domination is more important"

AndyDufresne wrote:"If I could get a warm and fuzzy feeling at home, I wouldn't have to get it at Conquer Club."

--Andy

LMAO

This is the best one,but if she didnt read why to get premium she won't understand

Master Fenrir wrote:Tell her that during the holiday season, for every game you win, CC donates 5 cents to a starving child, and for every game you lose, CC kills a starving child. You really need to concentrate on your games until January.

I think she'll call the police

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:07 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Go to dinner with your extended family? Hm. But why don't you ever want to have dinner with mine? Who cares if they are my Clan. They're not just my Clan!"

--Andy

Shudder to think. My wife and Ronc meeting? :shock:

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:09 am

"Sorry honey, I'll be late for dinner again. Am I busy with work? You could say that, I'm definitely busy at work...um we're deciding who to terminate next."

--Andy

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