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Repeatedness got invented at McGill in 1844.
And again in 1845,46.....47.....



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i know the sex of alex951 :D
have fun harrassing THEM to find out
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and anyone noticed how much StevenB seems to love the people from THOTA??

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vodean wrote:its not funny anymore. those last 2 were not funny.


Yes, they were - I laughed.

Happy's was by far the best though!
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the first two were the best :lol:
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alex951 wrote:the first two were the best :lol:

exactly. then it got old. sooo... alex... what is your gender?
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OMG the rhinocerous one made me spew "soda" 8-[ all over my friend at 2 am.... Probably the funniest thing ive seen in a long long while.
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Jesus. This thread is more fuched up than me.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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happy2seeyou wrote:I thought it went like this:

tdans: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
alex951: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
tdans: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
alex951: haha, ok lets go.
alex951: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
tdans: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
alex951: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
alex951: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
alex951: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
alex951: stop, cmon be serious.
tdans: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
tdans: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
alex951: thats it.
tdans: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
tdans: Goddam am I hard now.

-Milk Juggs

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vodean wrote:its not funny anymore. those last 2 were not funny.

The fact that you are one of those people that brags in real life about their cyber-achievements is why you don't get the joke (or you do get it but dislike it because it's on you).
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I thought it went like this.

[bigimg]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/19/Su_adequate_Mario_by_Bob_Rz.jpg[/bigimg]
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Funniest shit I read all day :lol: :lol: =D>
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This has nothing to do with ConquerClub, Moved on over to Monkey Business.

Be careful what you guys are posting too, as you're on the borderline ;)

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Dammit alex identify yourself!
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this..... this is sexy and funny at the same time.... AWESOME!
[insert sarcasm]
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Boxxy's the best part.
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natty_dread wrote:I thought it went like this.

[bigimg]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/19/Su_adequate_Mario_by_Bob_Rz.jpg[/bigimg]



:-k
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hahaha3hahaha wrote:OK if we cannot agree on what sex he/she is, then we have to declare he/she as a shemale.



that is precisely the action that should be taken.
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alex951 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:I thought it went like this.

[bigimg]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/19/Su_adequate_Mario_by_Bob_Rz.jpg[/bigimg]



:-k


Wow tdans. It's called a razor, they're not expensive. :D
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Army of GOD wrote:
alex951 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:I thought it went like this.

[bigimg]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/19/Su_adequate_Mario_by_Bob_Rz.jpg[/bigimg]



:-k


Wow tdans. It's called a razor, they're not expensive. :D

lol. then maybe the princess will come back.
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:26:21 ‹Juan_Bottom› THIS WHOLE TIME YOU HAvE BEEN A GIRL?
02/01/2010 20:26:23 ‹safariguy5› slow
02/01/2010 20:26:30 ‹alex951› duh
02/01/2010 20:26:36 ‹alex951› lol loser


I SAW IT IN LIVE CHAT! I SAW IT! :shock:
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vodean wrote:people say guy, i think girl. look at the avatar. could be a gf, tho...


lol You naive man - that;s boxxy, an internet meme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
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Out of that whole 11 hour long convo that's what you lifted?!

thanks... :D
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Juan_Bottom wrote:Out of that whole 11 hour long convo that's what you lifted?!

thanks... :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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LOlz sorry i was in a battle royal at the time. Sorry. :mrgreen:
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