General Apologies

[Snowgun]

Gee snow. This is how I apologize. Good work is an apology for bad.

I apologize for JefJef's over-the-top Existentialism, and the fact that he broke the rule again (sorta...).

[Snowgun]

woodruff would like to apologize to everyone for coming back to cc after leaving cc(because of all of the death threats that he received) after saying that he would never, under any circumstances, come back to cc again.

So for the SECOND time in my ConquerClub life, I am receiving specific and clear threats to my life. Threats which, by their nature, I find I must take seriously for my safety, as well as the safety of my wife and my students.

Since ConquerClub, in their infinite incompetence (apparently to include lackattack, though I have no confirmation that he's even been told), is unwilling to take action to work with me on this as well as the fact that this is precisely the same reaction I received from TeamCC the first time this happened (some time ago), I have determined that I have no choice but to go to the authorities. My school district has advised me to quit the site and to proceed through legal channels to have the identity of the individual making those threats to me revealed to law enforcement agencies.

I am therefore taking their advise and, following these postings to make sure that everyone is aware of the site's willingness to turn a blind eye to clear and serious cyber-bullying, I will never return, regardless of the outcome of the legal proceedings. Don't bother PM'ing, as I will not see it.

I apologize to woody for thinking, "WTF! Really?" when I read this.

I also apologize to myself for foeing demonfork cuz it makes it a pain in the ass to read his posts and sometimes they are pretty funny, and he probably doesn't deserve to be in the company of the other assclowns on my foe list....

[Woodruff]

woodruff would like to apologize for the 2389 posts that irritated people on cc that he has written.

No, I'm really quite pleased at that. <laughing out loud>

woodruff would like to apologize to everyone for coming back to cc after leaving cc(because of all of the death threats that he received) after saying that he would never, under any circumstances, come back to cc again.

Now THIS I definitely apologize for. <laughing> (Though I can't discuss it to any length yet.)

[Woodruff]

I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.

i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.

I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.

So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?

I'm sorry your reading comprehension skills are lacking. So allow me to explain a bit more clearly, so that I won't have to apologize for you in the future. Besides my having been a premium for two years, I have purchased premium for at LEAST 7 of my tournament winners. Now...aren't you...sorry you asked? <grin>

[pimpdave]

I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.

I apologize for ever saying you were incapable of making a post under 5000 words. The above was just one sentence!

[tdans]

im srry that pimpdave got preemi.. now CC is gonna die

[vodean]

<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

that second one was in your head, or what?
I sincerely apologize for woodruffs fallacies.

im srry that pimpdave got preemi.. now CC is gonna die

couldn't he just have accepted a BAN?

[Snowgun]

I'm sorry your reading comprehension skills are lacking. So allow me to explain a bit more clearly, so that I won't have to apologize for you in the future. Besides my having been a premium for two years, I have purchased premium for at LEAST 7 of my tournament winners. Now...aren't you...sorry you asked? <grin>

I apologize for doubting Woodies CC big Pimpin.

[ronsizzle]

i would like to apologize to the entire cc community for pulling a gag a couple years ago, by hiring a fake admin named hyasri and playing an easter fools joke by getting rid of fw, and having what was called cutesy club...

-lackattack

[Army of GOD]

I'm sorry safariguy5 for being unlucky during the Spread the Love competition.

[vodean]

im sorry for army of GOD, who is so desperate that he has his avatar humping the ground.

[hahaha3hahaha]

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[Woodruff]

<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

that second one was in your head, or what?

I'm sorry that you live in a world where you've never laughed only in your head. Such a sad place it must be.

[ChickenSandwich]

I apologize for the day I was in Washington D.C. (near where I live) out to lunch and I realized I didn't have my wallet. I noticed a kid not paying attention to his chicken sandwich, talking to his mother. I stole it, I stole that chicken sandwich. It has been my alias for many, many years. The year of this theft coincided with the reign of the notorious rapist and race traitor Bill Clinton. I regret it, but it was f***ing delicious.

[vodean]

I apologize for the day I was in Washington D.C. (near where I live) out to lunch and I realized I didn't have my wallet. I noticed a kid not paying attention to his chicken sandwich, talking to his mother. I stole it, I stole that chicken sandwich. It has been my alias for many, many years. The year of this theft coincided with the reign of the notorious rapist and race traitor Bill Clinton. I regret it, but it was f***ing delicious.

sorry, i know i shouldnt, but i find that whole thing mildly hilarious. congrats on impressing/amusing me on your first post on CC. Im sorry for finding theft funny.

<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

that second one was in your head, or what?

I'm sorry that you live in a world where you've never laughed only in your head. Such a sad place it must be.

im sorry that you dont understand that there is no point in laughing in you head. Im sorry for that borderline flame.

[Woodruff]

I apologize for the day I was in Washington D.C. (near where I live) out to lunch and I realized I didn't have my wallet. I noticed a kid not paying attention to his chicken sandwich, talking to his mother. I stole it, I stole that chicken sandwich. It has been my alias for many, many years. The year of this theft coincided with the reign of the notorious rapist and race traitor Bill Clinton. I regret it, but it was f***ing delicious.

sorry, i know i shouldnt, but i find that whole thing mildly hilarious. congrats on impressing/amusing me on your first post on CC. Im sorry for finding theft funny.

<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

that second one was in your head, or what?

I'm sorry that you live in a world where you've never laughed only in your head. Such a sad place it must be.

im sorry that you dont understand that there is no point in laughing in you head. Im sorry for that borderline flame.

I'm sorry that you don't understand that the key to living a satisfying life is to be able to amuse yourself.

[vodean]

I'm sorry that you don't understand that the key to living a satisfying life is to be able to amuse yourself.

thats the whole point of CC im sorry that you dont understand the rules about flaming/trolling/baiting. Im sorry that you are using you avatar space to advertise blasphemy. i may have to change my av to BOBA FETT to be more recognizable.

[Woodruff]

im sorry that you dont understand the rules about flaming/trolling/baiting. Im sorry that you are using you avatar space to advertise blasphemy.

I'm sorry that you aren't able to make your point in such a way that I can understand it, unless you somehow believe that Star Trek or Spock indicates blasphemy.

[ronsizzle]

i am sorry that chickensandwich isnt my best friend.

that was hilarious!

[jefjef]

I apologize for the day I was in Washington D.C. (near where I live) out to lunch and I realized I didn't have my wallet. I noticed a kid not paying attention to his chicken sandwich, talking to his mother. I stole it, I stole that chicken sandwich. It has been my alias for many, many years. The year of this theft coincided with the reign of the notorious rapist and race traitor Bill Clinton. I regret it, but it was f***ing delicious.

I'm sorry my mom couldn't catch the thief that stole my sandwich. I was so hungry. It was all I had to eat for days.

But I guess there is justice in this world. That wasn't a chicken sandwich. It was the neighbors poodle.

Tasted like chicken huh? Most everything does.

[FoxMists]

I apologise for playing so often in my own little group that y'all have never had the pleasure of losing to me. I shall endeavour to stack up more wins against the general population rather than favouring my group of friends.

I also apologise for all the people I shall surely annoy with the above statement and future statements yet to be published in the forums. I do not mean to be right so often. It just kinda happens...

Fare thee well.

[skillfull]

I would like to apologize to my wife.

I realise that me being on a certain website for hours on end was a completely selfish thing to do.

I therefore promise to cut down to 10 minutes at a time, twice a day.

I know, I know..... Ive been on here all day but as soon as Ive finished the 3 speed games and 15 turns i have to take in my casual games i will then be all yours......

Sorry..... forgot to mention the tournament games I'm in.... but then I`ll turn it off.....


Suzie......



SUZIE?!?!

Now where has she gone?

WHAT DID I DO????

I cant stop laughing after reading this!

[jammyjames]

I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.

i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.

I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.

So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?

I'm sorry your reading comprehension skills are lacking. So allow me to explain a bit more clearly, so that I won't have to apologize for you in the future. Besides my having been a premium for two years, I have purchased premium for at LEAST 7 of my tournament winners. Now...aren't you...sorry you asked? <grin>

sorry woodruff, but thats not something to be proud of, heck im glad i havent spent $175 on premium for this site.

[Woodruff]

i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.

I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.

So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?

I'm sorry your reading comprehension skills are lacking. So allow me to explain a bit more clearly, so that I won't have to apologize for you in the future. Besides my having been a premium for two years, I have purchased premium for at LEAST 7 of my tournament winners. Now...aren't you...sorry you asked? <grin>

sorry woodruff, but thats not something to be proud of, heck im glad i havent spent $175 on premium for this site.

I'm sorry that I don't understand why you would think it's not a good thing to support a site you get a great deal of enjoyment from.

[happy2seeyou]

I would like to apologize to the people that have me on Foe. I'm sorry that you will not be able to play a game with me now and enjoy my company. I'm also sorry that I'm not taking any more of your precious points.

-Milk Juggs