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Johnny Rockets wrote: I produce and package about 50 tonnes of honey a year, employ my sons, and try to keep my blood pressure to a realistic level.
I know this is stupid, but your URL didn't work, and I was wondering if we could buy some of your honey?
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Incandenza wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I am a happy and curious man who surpasses everyone else living here at Peoples Heart. I was able to make my own dream catchers by age 5 and by age 8 I was making money around the commune cleaning bong stems. This is where my progressive enlightenment truly took hold when the “elders” chastised me for actually charging for my stem cleaning services. I soon learned that I should work for the common good, not greed and profit.

My stem cleaning enterprise continues to this day despite what the elders had told me and in return for their silence I reduced my fee by 30%. This is where I learned the concept of moral relativity. Working for the greater good and sharing is important but the greater good is better served when one caters to their own wants and desires according to how they feel at the time.

There.

Ta!
You're such an unbelievable asshole that it's hard to keep up. I would assume that your real profession is something horrific and socially destructive, like you're the guy who denies legit claims for a crooked insurance company, or a prison guard who rapes the (male) inmates, or Paris Hilton's publicist.

Way to bring your bullshit 19th-century political philosophy into an entertaining thread.
I got a good laugh out of it. I meant no offense. fine I dont really clean bong stems.....

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edocsil wrote:High school student. I make cash selling my pottery and splitting wood. Hell, that payed for a car and a beastly PC, and there are no taxes!
Tax dodger! (lol .. sort of! )
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Johnny Rockets wrote:
John Russell
The John Russell Honey Company.
128 Victoria Ave. West
Wpg, Mb, Cnd
What type of honey? And do you ship south?
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PLAYER57832 wrote:
edocsil wrote:High school student. I make cash selling my pottery and splitting wood. Hell, that payed for a car and a beastly PC, and there are no taxes!
Tax dodger! (lol .. sort of! )
yeah...but.....it's....charity.....aw f*ck it
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fine dining waiter
Hello THORNHEART,

You have received a formal disciplinary warning.
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Incandenza wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I am a happy and curious man who surpasses everyone else living here at Peoples Heart. I was able to make my own dream catchers by age 5 and by age 8 I was making money around the commune cleaning bong stems. This is where my progressive enlightenment truly took hold when the “elders” chastised me for actually charging for my stem cleaning services. I soon learned that I should work for the common good, not greed and profit.

My stem cleaning enterprise continues to this day despite what the elders had told me and in return for their silence I reduced my fee by 30%. This is where I learned the concept of moral relativity. Working for the greater good and sharing is important but the greater good is better served when one caters to their own wants and desires according to how they feel at the time.

There.

Ta!
You're such an unbelievable asshole that it's hard to keep up. I would assume that your real profession is something horrific and socially destructive, like you're the guy who denies legit claims for a crooked insurance company, or a prison guard who rapes the (male) inmates, or Paris Hilton's publicist.

Way to bring your bullshit 19th-century political philosophy into an entertaining thread.
bahaha phattyscott your the most amazing poster on this site
Hello THORNHEART,

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fun thread.....

I was a finance guy in my previous life - had our first kid, I started http://www.koolbak.com, thus the name :D

#1 Mr Mom; #2 sew like a big dog....lol.

John Russell....sweet deal - I understand honey is the ultimate food...never spoils and one can do almost anything with it. My brother in law makes award winning mead (ooohhhh....my head.....).
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I'm away to be a 3rd year Strength and Conditioning University Student. Following my dream. :D

For work, I'm a Duty Manager of a Pub and Restaurant called The Cocket Hat. ;)
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I'm wantin' me some of that honey!

Normally I'm a machinist/CNC programmer but I've been laid off(on call) for over a year now with only a job to do here and there. Heh, I just got the call to come to work last week for the first time in a month and a half but I'm recovering from a seriously strained achilles tendon and my boss is pissed cuz I just aint showin' up. Probably gonna get fired but I really don't care. I think it's time for a career change anyway. Maybe motorcyle or outboard mechanic. Or move where the work is...
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MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........Mead.


Sorry, I buggered up the link. Fixed now.

http://www.honeyb.ca


PLAYER57832 wrote:
Johnny Rockets wrote:
John Russell
The John Russell Honey Company.
128 Victoria Ave. West
Wpg, Mb, Cnd
What type of honey? And do you ship south?
Yes I ship south.
Yes, I'll give CC'ers a good price.

Sunflower, Clover, Basswood, Borage, Raspberry Cane, Buckwheat, Wildflower,
for pure nectar honey.

Lavender, Roi boos for infused honey

Chocolate, Maple, Apple Cinnamon, Lemon, Chocolate, Creamed Cinnamon, Mango, Saskatoon, Raspberry, Strawberry, Blueberry, Cherry, Orange, Espresso, Vanilla,
Mixed Berry, and Banana for our flavored blends
( No artificial or "natural" flavors or colors. This is made with pure fruit, oils & spices, or cocoa. All fair trade and organic when we can source it. )



Sorry....starting to sound like an advertisement.

My email is in my profile, drop me a line if you have any questions. Thanks for the interest,
I'm flattered.

John
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Mango. Honey.

Holy shit.
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Chocolate Honey?

I source cargo handling, heavy-lift, and storage services globally for a major manufacturer of power generation equipment - wind, steam, and gas turbines, mostly. You need to move something really big or really heavy, I know who to talk to.
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Johnny has totally won this thread.
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HIgh school student with a paper round :)
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Business owner. Music shop selling everything from Guitars to Drums to PA... to whatever As long as it does not eat we likely will trade for it. LOL Hell sometimes even if it eats..
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Johnny Rockets wrote:MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........Mead.


Sorry, I buggered up the link. Fixed now.

http://www.honeyb.ca


PLAYER57832 wrote:
Johnny Rockets wrote:
John Russell
The John Russell Honey Company.
128 Victoria Ave. West
Wpg, Mb, Cnd
What type of honey? And do you ship south?
Yes I ship south.
Yes, I'll give CC'ers a good price.

Sunflower, Clover, Basswood, Borage, Raspberry Cane, Buckwheat, Wildflower,
for pure nectar honey.

Lavender, Roi boos for infused honey

Chocolate, Maple, Apple Cinnamon, Lemon, Chocolate, Creamed Cinnamon, Mango, Saskatoon, Raspberry, Strawberry, Blueberry, Cherry, Orange, Espresso, Vanilla,
Mixed Berry, and Banana for our flavored blends
( No artificial or "natural" flavors or colors. This is made with pure fruit, oils & spices, or cocoa. All fair trade and organic when we can source it. )



Sorry....starting to sound like an advertisement.

My email is in my profile, drop me a line if you have any questions. Thanks for the interest,
I'm flattered.

John
dont let him fool you with his Canadian prices ! 4.99 is like 20 bucks American ! :lol:
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I hate how all the honey was discussed during my ban.


Strawberry honey sounds godly. How much does it cost?
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I was a campaign manager for Save the Children for about 3 years, but I quit a while back to finish school.

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JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Warehouse/Distribution Manager
this would be logistics right? if so that is what my dad does

me, im a sophomore in college looking to go into operations management
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International development major, at one of the schools where they have majors called things like "International Development and Social Change." So, I'll be delivering pizzas pretty soon.

On a related hippie-school note, overheard somebody today complaining about the patriarchy inherant in the word, "ramen."
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I run a training camp for those who are interested in becoming revolutionaries.

Small arms maintenance and use. Proper use of radios and how to intercept radio signals. Basic to Advanced Outdoorsman skills. Krav Maga for up-close situations, demolitions, 4-square, and how to use a hoola-hoop.









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